Beauty in Black Eps 1&2 Recap & more
November 01, 202401:29:40

Beauty in Black Eps 1&2 Recap & more

Beauty In Black: P-Valley Meets Succession?

Recap Kickback is back with hosts Chappell (@Chappells_Show) and Mari (@MariTalks2Much) diving into the latest in black entertainment. This episode, they tackle Tyler Perry's new Netflix series, Beauty in Black. The show promises a mix of drama and intrigue, set against the backdrop of a powerful family's secrets and a young woman's struggle to make ends meet.

In this episode Mari and Chappell discuss episodes 1&2 of Beauty in Black as well as this week in black entertainment news including:

Lil Durk’s Legal Troubles

Queen Latifah & Missy Elliot Honored

One of Them Days

Why Did I Get Married 3

CHAPTERS:

0:00 Welcome to Recap Kickback

2:09 Subscribe to the Show

3:00 Lil Durk's Legal Troubles

6:10 Rap Violence Epidemic

8:46 Queen Latifah & Missy Elliott Honored

13:01 Upcoming Issa Rae Comedy

16:22 Why Did I Get Married 3?

20:01 Tyler Perry's Beauty in Black

1:17:24 Outro/Plugs

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[00:00:18] What's up, fam? And welcome back again to Recap Kickback. I'm your host, Chappelle, and this is the place where we talk about Black entertainment news. We talk about the movies that we're watching, the TV shows that we're watching, the music that we're listening to, and then we get all our feedback from you, the Recap Kickback listeners, to determine what else we're going to talk about and to comment on the things that we are seeing here in the Black entertainment sphere. And with me, again, my co-host, who's... I want to say this is her idea. I think today's podcast is her idea.

[00:00:47] Wait, what?

[00:00:48] I'll throw her under the bus any chance I get. Mari, we're ready to talk about your favorite topic today. Tyler Perry, let's do it.

[00:00:54] How, Sway? Because I said, hey, can we move the kickback to so-and-so day? And yes, what are we watching? Tyler Perry's new thing.

[00:01:04] Yeah.

[00:01:05] Like, that was you. You told me what we were watching. And then once you tell me what we're watching, I then have to dive forth into it.

[00:01:14] Yes. And now I've gone down a rabbit hole and there's so many things to talk about.

[00:01:19] There's so many things to talk about. As you know, we give you every week in Black entertainment news with just a little quick bites here and there, but we also like to recap a show or a movie that we're talking about.

[00:01:28] And this week, our topic is going to be Tyler Perry's Netflix show called Beauty in Black.

[00:01:33] And so at the end of this podcast, we will be giving that recap. But before we get to that, obviously, we need to thank you all for listening and subscribing to Recap Kickback.

[00:01:43] We do not have a podcast without you listeners. And so make sure you all keep tuning in, subscribing, share it with your friends, let them know that we're talking about stuff.

[00:01:50] We get some feedback sometimes. People will suggest shows and stuff that we've watched.

[00:01:54] Go through our YouTube videos and go and check out other stuff that we've already, you might be a late subscriber to Recap Kickback.

[00:02:00] But I'm telling you, the content is evergreen. Go check it out and then come back and join us.

[00:02:04] It's so much fun. Last week, we had Kayla Fro on, our Big Brother expert, to celebrate, of course, the winner of Big Brother this season and to talk about the Black Entertainment news last week and to talk about our spooky season content, Mr. Crockett, which was a great time, Mari.

[00:02:20] Yeah, it was so much fun. Like, if you're not subscribed to the Recap Kickback, what are you doing?

[00:02:25] You ain't knowing. What are you waiting for? Stop it. Cut the shenanigans. Cut the crap, y'all. Join the party here. It's always a party here at the Kickback.

[00:02:34] Now, we got Black Entertainment news to talk about, Mari. It's been a lot going on.

[00:02:40] Okay, like last week, we talked a lot about jail. You know, perfect segue here, right?

[00:02:47] We talked a lot about jail last week and this week, I think we don't have a choice, but we have to talk about one of the biggest topics in news right now.

[00:02:55] These rappers these days are just, they've been wilding. They've been wilding for a while.

[00:03:01] Yeah. And a while back, Mari, you and I watched a documentary about a specific rapper that really makes this conversation very topical.

[00:03:09] We talked, we watched the King Von documentary years, like, what is it? Almost a year ago?

[00:03:15] Yeah, yeah. Almost a year ago. King, King Von raps for serial killer? Question mark.

[00:03:21] Question mark. That's literally the name of it. It's a three-part documentary, three-hour and some change-long documentary on YouTube that we, it was so crazy.

[00:03:34] We were, we like tricked and fell over it and it was so interesting. It really broke down like the history of like gang relations in Chicago and King Von and all that.

[00:03:47] And we were fascinated by it. I don't think we, we, we kind of did a mini review of it on crime scene over on, on my other podcast crime scene, but we never really like talked about it like in depth.

[00:04:00] But, but, uh, of course, King Von, uh, ended up getting murdered. Um, when he, him and, uh, he, he went up against Quando Rondo's crew. King Von dies.

[00:04:13] And now little Dirk is facing murder for hire charges for sliding for Von.

[00:04:19] What is, can you explain that to the people who don't know what that means?

[00:04:22] Yeah. So, um, King, back in 2020, King Von was murdered. Um, it, uh, and, um, recently Quando Rondo, uh, has been targeted by a little Dirk who is King Von's cousin of all people, um, to retaliate for this death.

[00:04:42] And it was botched. They did not, uh, this was not a successful retaliation. Uh, but, uh, little Dirk's fingerprints and name is all over this. Okay. So he's going to jail. Uh, it's happening.

[00:04:56] And it, this looks awful. Like the, the day it came out, it was like, you know, sometimes this stuff kind of trickles out. Like, Hey, I heard King, I heard little Dirk was involved in such and such.

[00:05:06] It felt like within seconds, we got all this information that was just so damning, uh, following his Thursday arrest. Okay. So he's in jail in Broward County, you know, famously a very fun place to be, I'm sure.

[00:05:20] Um, and, um, arrest records say that little Dirk was arrested on murder for hire charges, but the exact nature of his involvement in alleged murder for hire charges is unclear right now.

[00:05:30] Um, but again, there had been, uh, rumblings that there was an informant in the crew as well. That was maybe flying some information. Mari, this is a lot.

[00:05:39] It's a lot. It's, I just, and this like really hit the, like the news cycle and stuff like that. It, we talked about it, like these rappers, man, like, it's kind of crazy how, you know, we grew up with like the East coast versus West coast stuff.

[00:05:56] Biggie and Tupac beef, beef. It felt like once Biggie and Tupac, like, you know, died, it, it felt like, okay, it kind of stopped all that stuff.

[00:06:06] You know what I'm saying? Like in a sense, like the, the, this murder slash murders, you know what I'm saying?

[00:06:12] But I don't, I feel like we haven't realized like what this generation's rappers have gone through.

[00:06:18] Cause there's been a way more deaths from them than, you know, it feels like, see, I don't know.

[00:06:23] Maybe I'm just like, it feels like a lot more. We, we, we keep talking about it, but it's like, why are you guys doing these things?

[00:06:31] Why are you doing a murder for hire when you're like at the top of your game?

[00:06:36] Like the YSL trial might be having a mistrial right now or something like that.

[00:06:42] Like what is happening right now? It's just a lot. I just like, I just don't, I hate this.

[00:06:49] I hate this for my people to be quite honest. Like I feel so bad for Dirk, but like also don't hire people to murder people.

[00:06:58] You know what I'm saying? Like, right.

[00:07:02] Yeah. It's tough. It's tough. This is really bad. You know, this, this, this is really bad.

[00:07:09] Um, but you're right. It feels like this is happening all the time now.

[00:07:12] I think one, one thing that we have to point out is that there's just so many more,

[00:07:16] there's so much more like rap, like public rap now than it was back then.

[00:07:20] Like back then we had the big names. And so big and Tupac was like, that was like two Titans, you know, of the rap.

[00:07:25] No disrespect to Quando Rondo, but I wouldn't consider him a Titan of rap.

[00:07:30] You know what I'm saying? Like he's, he's a rapper and he's got some songs, you know,

[00:07:34] I definitely sell NBA young boy songs that I know, you know, uh, I know a few of his, uh, hits with,

[00:07:40] but I don't know like Quando Rondo to be, you know, like at the top of his career throwing,

[00:07:44] I mean, definitely at the top of his career, but not like, he's not like the face of hip hop in any,

[00:07:49] in any stretch of the imagination, but they're never,

[00:07:50] they will never be the face if they keep shooting and killing each other.

[00:07:53] You know what I'm saying? This is your chance to rise to fame and to be something.

[00:07:58] And I don't know, it's just, it's a lot of hood shit going on.

[00:08:01] Yeah. And I think you're right. I think you're right. It's just more people are more famous for like

[00:08:06] music and, and like rappers, but kind of like what we saw in that King Von documentary is like,

[00:08:12] these people are rappers second to make money. They're originally like bangers.

[00:08:18] You know what I'm saying? Like that was their first job first. So, and, and since they're getting a

[00:08:24] little bit of spotlight, we're just seeing more of it, I guess, because like nowadays, like anybody can

[00:08:30] be a rapper, like in a good way. I'm saying that in a good way. Like if you get a, yeah, you get a song

[00:08:36] blows up on Tik TOK, you get a deal. Like it's so much easier now to break into the music industry

[00:08:42] than it was back then. And then on top of that, uh, hip hop is more widely accepted and mainstream

[00:08:49] and one of the biggest genre in American music right now. So like, it makes sense, but it's also,

[00:08:56] it's just, it's just really sad to see. It's just like, it feels like this just keeps happening.

[00:09:00] And it's like, I don't like it. Yeah. To be fair, like you pointed out, this is not their primary

[00:09:07] gig. A lot of times, you know, uh, I believe Kondo Rondo was a member of the Roland Sixers,

[00:09:12] 60s Crips, um, famously, uh, a former member of the Roland 60s, well, down past member of the

[00:09:20] Roland 60s, and Nipsey Hussle as well, uh, killed in violence. So it's not necessarily a coincidence

[00:09:26] that this is happening. You know, there's a lot of, there's probably some overlap considering that

[00:09:29] a lot of these people are gang affiliated and not in a good way, right? Not like in the community

[00:09:34] activist way. Right. And young Dolph, his murderer just got sentenced, I believe as well. Um, he did all

[00:09:41] that for $800 or something like that. Like, didn't even know Dolph. Yeah. I mean, at that point,

[00:09:47] we have to start blaming capitalism and poverty, right? You know what I'm saying? Like if somebody's

[00:09:51] willing to crash out for $800, we might need to have a larger discussion about the systemic,

[00:09:54] yeah, the systemic issues here. Right. Exactly. But still very tragic. Um, if Lil Durk is found guilty,

[00:10:03] this will be a definite hit to the hip hop community because he was a rising star in the community.

[00:10:08] Um, but again, you're doing dirt and it comes out, this is what you get. And it does feel like they

[00:10:13] might have them up against the wall. So yeah. Yeah. Maybe more to see about that coming up. But,

[00:10:19] uh, yeah, tough, tough, especially in the wake of the young thug trial, you know, like they've been in,

[00:10:23] this man has been in jail basically for two years and has not been tried. He's not been found guilty

[00:10:28] of anything yet. This trial has been going on for almost a year straight. Like it started in December

[00:10:34] of last year. And every time I check in on that, I'm like, what new fresh hell is it? Like it's all,

[00:10:41] it's something, it's like a circus in that trial to the point where I'm like, just let everybody go

[00:10:45] because I'm so confused as to what is happening right now. And that's somebody who like knows

[00:10:50] court proceedings, like who reads and does all the court proceedings and shit like that. Like I,

[00:10:56] I have no idea what's going on in the, that YSL case.

[00:11:00] No, no, nobody does because why do you have a man detained for two years? You know, detained. Like you said,

[00:11:05] the trial started almost a year ago. He was in jail before the trial started. So legally you can't do that.

[00:11:12] Oh yeah. I think the RICO charges automatically make it impossible for bail.

[00:11:19] Yeah. Which sucks because he's going to be in there until they figure it out. And we don't know if justice

[00:11:23] will ever be served because at this point it just kind of feels like they're just drawing this out, but onto bigger.

[00:11:27] And I guess I won't say bigger, but definitely more, you know, celebratory things.

[00:11:32] Yeah.

[00:11:33] Some information here about Queen Latifah and Missy Elliott. They make history.

[00:11:37] Look at them.

[00:11:39] Look at them. Okay. First of all, two baddies. Number one.

[00:11:41] Yeah.

[00:11:42] Look at that.

[00:11:43] Yeah. Rich. Rich. Okay.

[00:11:46] Wealth, fame, fortune, talent. I love it.

[00:11:50] All of it.

[00:11:51] Yeah. This Instagram post from Missy Elliott says,

[00:11:54] I am humbly grateful, crying tears of joy, thinking of the days.

[00:11:58] I wasn't so strong, but through faith and prayer, I kept going.

[00:12:01] I'm so thankful that Joe Biden, congratulations to the other amazing people who was blessed with this honor.

[00:12:08] A big congrats to my sis, Queen Latifah, who deserves all the bouquets.

[00:12:11] She also was honored today.

[00:12:13] Thank you, Queen, for kicking down doors for me and those after you.

[00:12:16] So this is the National Medal of Arts.

[00:12:21] Yes.

[00:12:22] And Humanities by Joe Biden last week at the White House.

[00:12:26] Yeah.

[00:12:27] This is the nation's highest honor for artists.

[00:12:31] And I think, yeah, I think some other, according to, what is it?

[00:12:36] BET.com.

[00:12:36] I think I saw this article on other iconic figures, Spike Lee, Levar Burton, Eva Longoria, and Selena Quintanilla have all received this honor as well.

[00:12:46] And so this feels right for Missy and Queen Latifah.

[00:12:49] Oh, yeah.

[00:12:50] Feels really, really right.

[00:12:52] Like, they deserve everything.

[00:12:54] And I think both of them are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I believe, as well, too.

[00:13:00] Ooh.

[00:13:00] Is Queen Latifah in there?

[00:13:02] Because, honestly, she deserves it.

[00:13:03] I know Missy is.

[00:13:04] I know Missy is.

[00:13:05] You're right.

[00:13:06] Queen might not be in there.

[00:13:07] Well, I don't know that.

[00:13:08] I don't know.

[00:13:08] She might be.

[00:13:09] If she is, I really hope so.

[00:13:11] Because I love her.

[00:13:13] Yeah.

[00:13:13] I know Missy was just put in there, like, not too long ago.

[00:13:16] But what is time?

[00:13:17] Yeah.

[00:13:18] Oh, my God.

[00:13:18] What is time?

[00:13:20] I love Queen Latifah.

[00:13:21] Honestly, I cannot.

[00:13:23] Well documented on this podcast how much we love Queen Latifah.

[00:13:27] We do.

[00:13:27] We just do.

[00:13:28] Literally.

[00:13:29] Yeah.

[00:13:29] And Missy Elliott is a literal genius.

[00:13:31] And so, again, we love giving the flowers here.

[00:13:34] I have a question.

[00:13:35] What is your favorite Queen Latifah anything?

[00:13:38] Just, like, movie?

[00:13:39] Anything?

[00:13:40] We've literally.

[00:13:41] Okay.

[00:13:42] All right.

[00:13:42] I've always said it.

[00:13:43] My favorite, of course, is Unity.

[00:13:46] You and I, T.Y.

[00:13:47] Yes.

[00:13:47] My favorite movie is Set It Off.

[00:13:51] Yeah.

[00:13:51] Okay.

[00:13:52] I'm a bringing down the house type fellow when it comes to Queen Latifah.

[00:13:58] Bringing Down the House is probably the movie I've seen the most.

[00:14:02] Honestly.

[00:14:03] When it first came out, I think I watched it, like, four times back to back to back to back.

[00:14:07] Yeah.

[00:14:08] Like, just.

[00:14:09] Yeah.

[00:14:09] Yeah.

[00:14:11] And Living Single.

[00:14:13] What is my favorite episode?

[00:14:15] Oh, not a favorite episode.

[00:14:17] I know.

[00:14:18] Because all of my favorite, favorite episodes that I think are about Max.

[00:14:23] Oh, yeah.

[00:14:24] Because what lives in.

[00:14:25] Rip free in my head is I know something about love.

[00:14:30] Yeah.

[00:14:35] Max ain't.

[00:14:36] She ain't.

[00:14:36] She did.

[00:14:37] Because she's the best.

[00:14:38] She's the best.

[00:14:38] But, yeah.

[00:14:39] I just.

[00:14:40] Everything.

[00:14:41] Everything about Queen Latifah.

[00:14:43] Yeah.

[00:14:43] How about you?

[00:14:44] So, you said bringing down the house.

[00:14:45] Bringing down the house for less purposes.

[00:14:48] I remember the day I saw that woman.

[00:14:49] I was like, God, that is a woman.

[00:14:50] You know, let's see if we hit the corner.

[00:14:52] I said, okay.

[00:14:52] Yeah.

[00:14:53] I would be.

[00:14:53] I, too, would be breaking the law for this lady.

[00:14:56] Yeah.

[00:14:56] I love Queen Latifah in that.

[00:14:58] I love the Dana Owens album.

[00:15:00] Her.

[00:15:01] Like, her.

[00:15:02] Dad's album.

[00:15:02] I'm going to be the first one to tell y'all.

[00:15:04] Y'all slept on it.

[00:15:05] Give it.

[00:15:05] Give it the things.

[00:15:06] And then I have these really very fond memories of my mom watching the Queen Latifah talk show

[00:15:11] from way back in the day.

[00:15:12] I don't know if you remember that.

[00:15:13] Yeah.

[00:15:14] So.

[00:15:15] There's that.

[00:15:16] Okay.

[00:15:17] Bonus question.

[00:15:18] What is your favorite Missy Elliott anything?

[00:15:19] Ooh, that's hard because I love Missy Elliott.

[00:15:23] Okay.

[00:15:24] Because, like, Get Your Freak On is classic.

[00:15:28] Yes.

[00:15:29] But Hot Boys is like.

[00:15:34] Yeah.

[00:15:35] Still classic.

[00:15:37] But, oh, no.

[00:15:38] I got it right here.

[00:15:40] Minute Man.

[00:15:41] That is why I, that rap from top to bottom.

[00:15:45] Um.

[00:15:47] Because I don't want to know.

[00:15:49] Yeah.

[00:15:50] Yes.

[00:15:51] That.

[00:15:51] There it is.

[00:15:52] There it is.

[00:15:52] Oh, Luda's verse.

[00:15:53] Ah.

[00:15:54] Okay.

[00:15:55] Yeah.

[00:15:55] Yeah.

[00:15:56] Yeah.

[00:15:56] Yeah.

[00:15:56] I got it again.

[00:15:58] I got it.

[00:15:59] Daylight.

[00:15:59] Luda the maintenance man.

[00:16:01] Yeah.

[00:16:01] Okay.

[00:16:03] Shout out to those two.

[00:16:04] Oh, we bought Star Rabbit.

[00:16:05] Queens.

[00:16:05] Yeah.

[00:16:06] Shout out to those two queens for sure.

[00:16:08] Um.

[00:16:08] What's next on our, on our list?

[00:16:10] Oh.

[00:16:11] Uh.

[00:16:11] We could talk about something that, uh.

[00:16:13] Coming soon.

[00:16:14] Uh.

[00:16:15] Coming soon.

[00:16:15] That I know you are very excited about.

[00:16:18] Ooh.

[00:16:18] We have.

[00:16:19] Uh.

[00:16:19] From, uh.

[00:16:20] Of course.

[00:16:21] The mind of Issa Rae.

[00:16:23] As it would be.

[00:16:23] Um.

[00:16:25] One of them, um, them days.

[00:16:27] The buddy comedy that we've all been waiting for.

[00:16:29] According to Refinery29.

[00:16:31] Starring SZA and Kiki Palmer.

[00:16:34] Mari.

[00:16:36] I.

[00:16:36] Look.

[00:16:37] It's coming.

[00:16:38] We're ready.

[00:16:39] We're ready.

[00:16:40] We're ready.

[00:16:41] I am.

[00:16:43] Like I said, I have not been to like an, an adult movie.

[00:16:47] Like movie for people who are not kids.

[00:16:49] And God knows how long.

[00:16:51] I do not care.

[00:16:53] I.

[00:16:54] Somebody's watching these two kids.

[00:16:56] And we're going to go see one of these days.

[00:16:59] One of them days.

[00:17:00] Because this feels like the Friday buddy cop.

[00:17:04] Uh.

[00:17:05] But black woman version that we've been waiting for.

[00:17:07] Issa.

[00:17:08] Like.

[00:17:09] Issa.

[00:17:09] Issa.

[00:17:10] Issa.

[00:17:11] We've been supporting you for years now.

[00:17:15] I saw Kid Fury already got an advanced screener.

[00:17:18] Not saying that we are Kid Fury.

[00:17:20] But.

[00:17:21] Lord knows.

[00:17:23] But.

[00:17:24] But.

[00:17:25] We could be the media for this thing.

[00:17:26] You know what I'm saying?

[00:17:28] If you want to break us off with a screener.

[00:17:31] Break me up.

[00:17:32] We will watch it.

[00:17:33] We will review it.

[00:17:35] Within the time frame allotted.

[00:17:38] And I can probably guarantee you.

[00:17:40] It'll be a.

[00:17:40] It'll be a great review.

[00:17:42] Honestly.

[00:17:42] I'm just saying.

[00:17:43] Issa.

[00:17:44] You know.

[00:17:45] We've.

[00:17:45] We've been there.

[00:17:46] We support you through.

[00:17:47] In the trenches.

[00:17:49] Rap shit.

[00:17:50] Rap shit.

[00:17:51] Like.

[00:17:51] All of it.

[00:17:52] We're here.

[00:17:53] Mm-hmm.

[00:17:54] Listen.

[00:17:54] If we got to go do recaps of awkward black girl on YouTube.

[00:17:57] We will.

[00:17:58] Okay.

[00:17:58] Issa.

[00:17:58] Just tag us in.

[00:17:59] Tag us in.

[00:18:00] We want to be a part of the team.

[00:18:01] Okay.

[00:18:02] Please.

[00:18:03] It's time.

[00:18:04] Okay.

[00:18:05] So.

[00:18:05] One of them days.

[00:18:06] Follows two broke best friends and roommates.

[00:18:08] Kiki Palmer and SZA.

[00:18:10] As they scramble to come up with their $1,500 monthly rent.

[00:18:13] After one of their boyfriends swindles them.

[00:18:15] Okay.

[00:18:17] So.

[00:18:17] Here's the thing.

[00:18:18] I saw people complaining.

[00:18:20] Like.

[00:18:20] Who asked for this?

[00:18:21] Like.

[00:18:21] Why do we need this?

[00:18:22] Da da da da.

[00:18:22] And I was like.

[00:18:23] Y'all.

[00:18:23] Do y'all remember the movies that we grew up with?

[00:18:26] That were just movies that didn't matter?

[00:18:28] They were just movies.

[00:18:29] They were fun to watch.

[00:18:30] They didn't have to have a whole like underlying message.

[00:18:33] You put.

[00:18:33] You took.

[00:18:34] You wouldn't see on screen together.

[00:18:36] And you just let them do fun stuff.

[00:18:37] And we got to enjoy some black joy.

[00:18:39] Even if it comes in the.

[00:18:41] In the wake of like.

[00:18:42] Trauma.

[00:18:42] Like not being able to make your rent.

[00:18:44] You know.

[00:18:44] These are things that we are used to.

[00:18:46] What do you think Friday is even about?

[00:18:48] You know what I'm saying?

[00:18:48] Right.

[00:18:49] Man got fired on his day off.

[00:18:51] You know.

[00:18:51] Like.

[00:18:51] You don't need.

[00:18:52] The movie doesn't have to be.

[00:18:54] Some type of deep dive into social.

[00:18:57] You know.

[00:18:58] Norms and all this other stuff.

[00:18:59] Like.

[00:18:59] It could just be fun.

[00:19:01] And so.

[00:19:01] Yeah.

[00:19:01] You know.

[00:19:02] I just want this.

[00:19:03] I want this to be fun.

[00:19:04] I like what Kevon Stage said.

[00:19:06] When he said like.

[00:19:06] This is the perfect like.

[00:19:08] Like low.

[00:19:09] Low stakes slash high stakes.

[00:19:11] Like.

[00:19:12] Medium stakes.

[00:19:13] For a show.

[00:19:15] It's like.

[00:19:15] Nobody's gonna like.

[00:19:17] Die.

[00:19:18] Die.

[00:19:18] Like.

[00:19:18] Yeah.

[00:19:19] Like.

[00:19:19] Like.

[00:19:19] We gotta make this money.

[00:19:20] By the end of the day.

[00:19:22] Go.

[00:19:22] Like.

[00:19:23] It's just.

[00:19:24] It's just fun.

[00:19:25] You know.

[00:19:26] It feels fun.

[00:19:27] It feels refreshing.

[00:19:28] Like.

[00:19:29] I can't wait to watch it.

[00:19:30] SZA already.

[00:19:32] Like.

[00:19:33] Who.

[00:19:33] Like.

[00:19:33] I wouldn't have thought like.

[00:19:35] SZA the actress.

[00:19:36] But.

[00:19:36] It's giving.

[00:19:37] Like.

[00:19:38] I love it.

[00:19:39] Uh.

[00:19:39] Kiki.

[00:19:40] We know Kiki gonna bring the comedy.

[00:19:42] I mean like.

[00:19:43] Yeah.

[00:19:43] She's got it.

[00:19:44] She's got it.

[00:19:45] Yeah.

[00:19:45] Yeah.

[00:19:45] So.

[00:19:46] I.

[00:19:46] I cannot.

[00:19:47] I cannot wait.

[00:19:49] Oh my gosh.

[00:19:50] We.

[00:19:50] And we've seen stuff like this before.

[00:19:52] Where you have.

[00:19:53] You know.

[00:19:53] Just like.

[00:19:54] Like you said.

[00:19:54] Low stakes.

[00:19:55] But high stakes.

[00:19:56] Depending on the situation.

[00:19:57] But also.

[00:19:57] Nobody's gonna die.

[00:19:58] We talk.

[00:19:59] Like.

[00:19:59] The Wash.

[00:20:00] Is a movie that I'm like.

[00:20:01] Y'all.

[00:20:01] Come on.

[00:20:02] It's The Wash.

[00:20:02] I love The Wash.

[00:20:04] I love The Wash.

[00:20:05] I love.

[00:20:06] Uh.

[00:20:06] We talked.

[00:20:06] I Got the Hookup.

[00:20:07] Is another movie that I'm like.

[00:20:08] Oh yeah.

[00:20:08] I got the hookup.

[00:20:10] Oh yeah.

[00:20:11] I love that movie.

[00:20:13] And then.

[00:20:13] One of my favorite movies.

[00:20:15] How high.

[00:20:16] Come on.

[00:20:17] How high.

[00:20:17] Yep.

[00:20:17] It's just a buddy cop.

[00:20:19] It's like.

[00:20:19] You know.

[00:20:19] It's a buddy friend.

[00:20:21] You know.

[00:20:21] Comedy.

[00:20:22] Out of fish.

[00:20:23] Out of water.

[00:20:24] Cause they're like.

[00:20:24] In college.

[00:20:25] Like.

[00:20:26] It's.

[00:20:26] It's not that complicated.

[00:20:28] So I'm very excited to see.

[00:20:29] This.

[00:20:30] And it is coming soon.

[00:20:31] What was the date on that Mari?

[00:20:33] January 25th.

[00:20:34] Okay.

[00:20:35] Well.

[00:20:35] January 25th.

[00:20:36] We will be sat.

[00:20:37] I'm sure.

[00:20:38] While watching that.

[00:20:41] Also in our coming soon.

[00:20:43] Uh portion.

[00:20:43] I wanted to flag.

[00:20:44] One more thing.

[00:20:45] Before we get to our.

[00:20:46] Uh.

[00:20:47] Our recap.

[00:20:49] Of this movie.

[00:20:49] And this actually.

[00:20:50] It kind of aligns.

[00:20:51] With what our topic is today.

[00:20:53] Um.

[00:20:53] Have you ever seen.

[00:20:54] The social media buzz lately.

[00:20:55] Around.

[00:20:56] Tyler Perry's.

[00:20:57] Why did I get married?

[00:20:59] Uh.

[00:21:00] Yeah.

[00:21:00] So yeah.

[00:21:01] I was.

[00:21:01] I saw.

[00:21:03] It was like.

[00:21:04] Mike made Sheila walk again.

[00:21:06] And then.

[00:21:07] Um.

[00:21:08] Uh.

[00:21:09] What.

[00:21:10] What's the name?

[00:21:10] Uh.

[00:21:11] The other ones responded.

[00:21:12] Yes.

[00:21:13] I was like.

[00:21:13] What's happening right now?

[00:21:14] Because.

[00:21:15] I must have missed the step here.

[00:21:17] Yes.

[00:21:18] Uh.

[00:21:19] Shout out to vibe.com.

[00:21:20] For this article.

[00:21:21] It says.

[00:21:21] Five things we need from Tyler Perry's.

[00:21:22] Why did I get married?

[00:21:23] Three.

[00:21:24] Uh.

[00:21:37] Yeah.

[00:21:37] Being in their normal combative relationship.

[00:21:39] That they're in.

[00:21:40] As well.

[00:21:41] Uh.

[00:21:41] And people are like.

[00:21:42] Why is this coming up?

[00:21:43] You know.

[00:21:43] What are we doing?

[00:21:44] Why are they together?

[00:21:44] Yeah.

[00:21:45] What's going on?

[00:21:45] Yeah.

[00:21:45] Why are y'all together?

[00:21:47] Number one.

[00:21:48] And then Jill Scott's making her videos.

[00:21:50] About how.

[00:21:51] She was.

[00:21:52] Uh.

[00:21:52] Walking.

[00:21:53] And how Mike's a whole asshole for her.

[00:21:55] Like you know.

[00:21:55] And so.

[00:21:56] I'm like.

[00:21:56] Okay.

[00:21:57] They're clearly in on whatever this little bit that they're doing is.

[00:22:00] But.

[00:22:01] People are insinuating that.

[00:22:02] It's maybe leading to.

[00:22:04] The release of Tyler Perry's.

[00:22:06] Why did I get married?

[00:22:06] Three.

[00:22:07] And I think he even teased.

[00:22:08] Maybe like.

[00:22:09] A picture of.

[00:22:10] You know.

[00:22:11] Maybe like.

[00:22:11] A script or something like that.

[00:22:13] So.

[00:22:13] Tyler Perry's either in on the joke.

[00:22:15] Or this is really coming.

[00:22:18] I.

[00:22:19] You know.

[00:22:21] I'll be there.

[00:22:22] Like.

[00:22:23] It's just like.

[00:22:23] I'm not even gonna.

[00:22:25] I'm not gonna pretend like I'm not.

[00:22:27] Why did I get married?

[00:22:28] Is one of.

[00:22:29] Is one of his successful franchise.

[00:22:31] It's off the top.

[00:22:32] Like everything else.

[00:22:33] But.

[00:22:34] It's just that cast of characters.

[00:22:36] That really make it worth it.

[00:22:37] You know.

[00:22:38] And.

[00:22:39] As you can see.

[00:22:40] From the reception.

[00:22:42] That they're all receiving.

[00:22:43] On social media.

[00:22:44] It's.

[00:22:44] The cast carries it.

[00:22:45] So.

[00:22:46] If there's gonna be a three.

[00:22:47] I don't know what the hell.

[00:22:48] It's gonna be about.

[00:22:49] But I'll watch it.

[00:22:50] Maybe they should do like.

[00:22:51] Best Man Holiday.

[00:22:52] And it'd be like.

[00:22:52] A holiday version.

[00:22:54] Or something.

[00:22:55] Yeah.

[00:22:55] Or what was that last.

[00:22:56] Best Man they did.

[00:22:57] Where it was like a series.

[00:22:58] It was episodes.

[00:22:59] Best Man episodes.

[00:23:00] Oh yeah.

[00:23:01] The right.

[00:23:03] The TV show or something.

[00:23:04] Yeah.

[00:23:05] Best Man episodes.

[00:23:06] Best Man episodes.

[00:23:07] That's how I felt to me.

[00:23:08] Yeah.

[00:23:09] Cause we.

[00:23:09] Oh yeah.

[00:23:09] We were gonna cover it.

[00:23:10] But then.

[00:23:11] It was episodes.

[00:23:12] And we thought it was a movie.

[00:23:13] And then it wasn't.

[00:23:14] Yeah.

[00:23:14] So.

[00:23:15] Yeah.

[00:23:15] We have something.

[00:23:16] There could be something there.

[00:23:17] One thing that I would like.

[00:23:19] From.

[00:23:20] Tyler Perry's.

[00:23:20] Why Did I Get Married 3.

[00:23:22] Is that.

[00:23:23] Not to spoil the.

[00:23:24] Why Did I Get Married series.

[00:23:25] But.

[00:23:25] Didn't The Rock show up.

[00:23:26] At the end of that.

[00:23:27] Martin.

[00:23:27] Not to work.

[00:23:28] Too far into your realm.

[00:23:30] But.

[00:23:30] Seems like Janet Jackson.

[00:23:32] Perfect.

[00:23:32] Perfect.

[00:23:33] Perfect Patty.

[00:23:34] That's her name.

[00:23:34] Perfect Patty.

[00:23:35] Got a new love interest.

[00:23:36] Potentially.

[00:23:37] If it might be 15 years too late.

[00:23:40] I don't know if The Rock would answer.

[00:23:41] That phone call anymore.

[00:23:43] Like.

[00:23:43] Really?

[00:23:44] He too big?

[00:23:45] Yeah.

[00:23:46] He too big doing action movies.

[00:23:47] Bigger than Janet Jackson?

[00:23:50] Nobody's bigger than Janet Jackson.

[00:23:51] Exactly.

[00:23:52] Yeah.

[00:23:52] Come on man.

[00:23:53] If Janet Jackson gonna be there.

[00:23:54] The Rock.

[00:23:54] You gotta be there.

[00:23:55] Come on.

[00:23:56] But.

[00:23:56] I don't know.

[00:23:58] The Rock is.

[00:23:58] I don't know.

[00:24:00] I don't know.

[00:24:01] We'll see.

[00:24:02] I don't know.

[00:24:03] I imagine that the fans will be very upset.

[00:24:05] If that is a cliffhanger.

[00:24:06] That nobody ever addresses.

[00:24:07] You know.

[00:24:07] Like.

[00:24:08] She cannot.

[00:24:08] Run into The Rock.

[00:24:09] At the last scene of the movie.

[00:24:11] And then we never see The Rock again.

[00:24:12] Like.

[00:24:12] I just kind of feel like.

[00:24:13] You gotta at least address this.

[00:24:14] It was just a smile.

[00:24:16] It's not like they got married.

[00:24:17] It was just like.

[00:24:17] But he showed up like the knight in shining armor.

[00:24:20] You know.

[00:24:20] He was.

[00:24:20] He fits the mold.

[00:24:22] Light skin.

[00:24:23] Light eyes.

[00:24:24] Muscles.

[00:24:25] Yeah.

[00:24:25] She was like.

[00:24:26] Going right on to him.

[00:24:27] But his price tag is.

[00:24:29] Is tripled since that cameo.

[00:24:31] I'm sorry.

[00:24:31] Yeah.

[00:24:32] Yeah.

[00:24:32] From 2010 to now.

[00:24:35] Yeah.

[00:24:35] Crazy.

[00:24:36] Also.

[00:24:36] It's crazy.

[00:24:37] It's been that.

[00:24:37] That long.

[00:24:38] You know.

[00:24:39] So.

[00:24:40] It does not feel like it.

[00:24:41] But then again.

[00:24:42] I remember exactly where I was when I watched.

[00:24:44] Why did I get married too?

[00:24:45] Right.

[00:24:45] I actually remember exactly where I was.

[00:24:47] Mm-hmm.

[00:24:48] Mm-hmm.

[00:24:48] Okay.

[00:24:49] So.

[00:24:49] It was the same time period.

[00:24:51] Yeah.

[00:24:51] That just means you know exactly where you were.

[00:24:54] Yeah.

[00:24:55] But that.

[00:24:55] That too is allegedly coming soon.

[00:24:57] We don't have a release date.

[00:24:58] But.

[00:24:59] Let's see what happens.

[00:25:00] So.

[00:25:01] Mari.

[00:25:01] That wraps up our Black Entertainment News.

[00:25:02] Anything else you wanted to flag before we get into our recap of Beauty in Black?

[00:25:06] Nope.

[00:25:07] I'm just so excited.

[00:25:09] It's been.

[00:25:09] It's been a great week.

[00:25:10] You know.

[00:25:11] It's.

[00:25:11] Things happening.

[00:25:13] Mm-hmm.

[00:25:15] And let's get to this.

[00:25:16] This review.

[00:25:17] Because I got a lot to say.

[00:25:19] Yeah.

[00:25:19] We'll get to our review right after this.

[00:25:22] If you have not watched episodes one and two.

[00:25:25] We're going to be talking about the first two episodes.

[00:25:28] And then we will get into the rest of it later on.

[00:25:31] Next week we'll wrap up the entire series.

[00:25:33] So go watch episodes one and two.

[00:25:35] And come back and join us here.

[00:25:36] Or.

[00:25:37] We'll just tell you about it right now after this message.

[00:25:40] Okay.

[00:25:40] So we'll be right back.

[00:25:43] Okay Mari.

[00:25:45] We have.

[00:25:47] Netflix's.

[00:25:48] And Tyler Perry presents.

[00:25:51] Beauty in Black.

[00:25:53] When I first saw this.

[00:25:55] My first instinct was.

[00:25:57] I thought we already talked about this show.

[00:25:58] What is.

[00:25:59] I thought we already did that.

[00:26:01] What is.

[00:26:01] And then I was like.

[00:26:02] Oh that's Divorce in Black.

[00:26:03] Yeah it's Divorce in Black.

[00:26:05] Like.

[00:26:05] I don't know why he.

[00:26:07] It must be a theme.

[00:26:09] Next.

[00:26:09] Next year he's going to do something like.

[00:26:11] Medicine in Black.

[00:26:12] And it's going to be like.

[00:26:13] Raising that.

[00:26:14] Yes.

[00:26:15] Oh look.

[00:26:17] I'm doing a Black medical drama.

[00:26:18] I don't watch that.

[00:26:19] Yeah.

[00:26:19] God damn it.

[00:26:21] Let's not give him too many ideas.

[00:26:23] We know he'll have that script written up in like 30 seconds.

[00:26:26] Okay.

[00:26:26] Yeah.

[00:26:27] Yeah.

[00:26:27] Yes.

[00:26:28] Beauty in Black.

[00:26:30] A.

[00:26:30] What.

[00:26:31] Netflix.

[00:26:32] Called.

[00:26:33] In the little info.

[00:26:35] A mixture of.

[00:26:36] Pea Valley and.

[00:26:37] Succession.

[00:26:38] And I just want to say.

[00:26:40] Where.

[00:26:41] Is.

[00:26:41] Is.

[00:26:41] Is.

[00:26:42] Pea Valley and.

[00:26:42] Succession in the room with us right now.

[00:26:45] Pea Valley.

[00:26:46] I am.

[00:26:46] So sorry.

[00:26:47] Everything.

[00:26:49] This is.

[00:26:53] Would I tell you.

[00:26:55] When I watched those first two episodes.

[00:26:57] You've watched Succession.

[00:26:59] I have.

[00:27:00] We both watched Pea Valley.

[00:27:02] Yes.

[00:27:02] I was like.

[00:27:03] The only thing that.

[00:27:04] This show has.

[00:27:06] In common with Pea Valley and Succession.

[00:27:08] Is one.

[00:27:08] That they take place.

[00:27:09] In a strip club.

[00:27:11] And then.

[00:27:11] They take place.

[00:27:12] In a company.

[00:27:13] Like that is literally it.

[00:27:14] The occupations.

[00:27:15] That is.

[00:27:16] That is it.

[00:27:17] I don't know.

[00:27:18] I don't.

[00:27:18] I don't watch Succession.

[00:27:20] Is this like Succession to you?

[00:27:22] Two episodes in.

[00:27:23] And I have not seen the Succession aspect.

[00:27:25] Yet.

[00:27:27] I also did not know.

[00:27:28] That that was something.

[00:27:29] That they.

[00:27:30] That they were alluding to.

[00:27:32] On Netflix.

[00:27:32] The title.

[00:27:33] In the Netflix title.

[00:27:34] I was like.

[00:27:36] I know you fucking lie.

[00:27:37] Oh yeah.

[00:27:38] They lie.

[00:27:39] They lie.

[00:27:39] I mean.

[00:27:40] Look.

[00:27:40] Unless it turns up after episode two.

[00:27:42] But we haven't got there yet.

[00:27:43] So.

[00:27:44] The little brief description I see says.

[00:27:45] From Tyler Perry.

[00:27:46] Comes this seductive series.

[00:27:47] About a young woman.

[00:27:48] Trying to make ends meet.

[00:27:49] And her entanglement.

[00:27:50] With a powerful family's.

[00:27:52] Dark.

[00:27:52] Darkest secrets.

[00:27:53] And so.

[00:27:54] The family portion.

[00:27:55] Might be the Succession aspect.

[00:27:56] Obviously.

[00:27:57] Because Succession is a business.

[00:27:58] But it's run by a family.

[00:28:00] But two episodes in.

[00:28:01] You really don't get all of that.

[00:28:03] You just get little inklings of that.

[00:28:04] And so.

[00:28:05] Yeah.

[00:28:05] I want to talk about.

[00:28:06] Kind of what leads.

[00:28:07] To that.

[00:28:08] Starting with.

[00:28:09] The cast.

[00:28:11] Mari.

[00:28:11] Mari.

[00:28:12] You have some information about this cast.

[00:28:15] I do.

[00:28:16] So.

[00:28:17] As I am watching.

[00:28:18] Beauty in Black.

[00:28:20] I'm sitting here like.

[00:28:21] Huh.

[00:28:22] These people look.

[00:28:24] Very familiar.

[00:28:25] Let me go to IMDB.

[00:28:26] I very rarely watch anything.

[00:28:28] Without having IMDB.

[00:28:30] Pulled up.

[00:28:30] Like on the side.

[00:28:31] Watching it.

[00:28:32] Because if I don't.

[00:28:33] My brain will just be sitting there.

[00:28:35] Trying to figure out.

[00:28:36] Where I know these people from.

[00:28:37] Like.

[00:28:38] I have that kind of ADHD.

[00:28:40] So.

[00:28:41] I pulled up IMDB.

[00:28:43] And I was like.

[00:28:46] Huh.

[00:28:47] Literally.

[00:28:49] Literally.

[00:28:50] Like.

[00:28:51] 75% of the cast.

[00:28:53] In Beauty in Black.

[00:28:54] Was in Divorced in the Black.

[00:28:57] And.

[00:28:58] To me.

[00:29:00] I think.

[00:29:02] I think Tyler.

[00:29:03] Was.

[00:29:05] Shooting this.

[00:29:06] And said.

[00:29:06] Hey y'all.

[00:29:08] I think he said.

[00:29:09] Hey y'all.

[00:29:09] I got a new script.

[00:29:11] Can y'all walk over to.

[00:29:13] Studio B.

[00:29:14] For me.

[00:29:14] And we'll.

[00:29:15] We'll film this movie real quick.

[00:29:17] And then we'll get back to this.

[00:29:19] I promise you.

[00:29:21] Chappelle.

[00:29:22] Kimmy.

[00:29:23] Our main.

[00:29:24] Our main actress right here.

[00:29:26] She was the best friend.

[00:29:27] In.

[00:29:29] In Divorced in the Black.

[00:29:31] Yep.

[00:29:32] What's her name?

[00:29:33] Delinda.

[00:29:34] That's a.

[00:29:35] Miss Bertrand.

[00:29:36] Miss Bertrand.

[00:29:37] Yeah.

[00:29:38] But that's also like.

[00:29:39] Well.

[00:29:40] Okay.

[00:29:40] We can't afford Monique no more.

[00:29:41] So we're going to go with.

[00:29:43] She had Monique's wig on.

[00:29:45] I just want to point that out.

[00:29:48] Of course.

[00:29:49] Richard Lawson.

[00:29:50] And Debbie Morgan.

[00:29:51] Were both in Divorced in the Black.

[00:29:54] Um.

[00:29:54] Who else?

[00:29:55] I think.

[00:29:56] Jewel.

[00:29:57] It was either Jewels.

[00:29:58] It's one of these medium skin men.

[00:30:00] Mm.

[00:30:01] Also.

[00:30:02] So.

[00:30:02] I was like.

[00:30:04] Wasn't Jewels.

[00:30:04] That's Otis from The Temptations.

[00:30:06] Okay.

[00:30:06] Wasn't Jewels.

[00:30:07] Okay.

[00:30:07] Okay.

[00:30:07] Okay.

[00:30:08] It's between Calvin, Varney, and Roy.

[00:30:10] I think.

[00:30:11] God.

[00:30:12] Was it Charles?

[00:30:14] I just want to say.

[00:30:16] Kudos to all my chocolate brothers out there.

[00:30:19] However.

[00:30:19] This really could have used the light skinned villain.

[00:30:21] Because I was getting a few of them confused.

[00:30:24] Uh.

[00:30:24] Madame.

[00:30:24] Uh.

[00:30:26] But other than that.

[00:30:27] I really think they were like.

[00:30:28] Okay.

[00:30:29] Megan Good.

[00:30:30] And Corey Hardick.

[00:30:31] Have two days to shoot.

[00:30:35] I need y'all to go.

[00:30:37] Two people.

[00:30:38] Yeah.

[00:30:38] I mean.

[00:30:39] It's like.

[00:30:39] Hey.

[00:30:39] We're already working on this other thing.

[00:30:41] You could go and double dip.

[00:30:42] If you need to.

[00:30:43] You know.

[00:30:44] For some exposure.

[00:30:45] Um.

[00:30:46] Yeah.

[00:30:47] Look.

[00:30:47] The Linda's character.

[00:30:48] Ursula Robinson.

[00:30:49] She's barely in Divorced in the Black.

[00:30:52] You know.

[00:30:52] She's like.

[00:30:52] Take my son out of that casket.

[00:30:54] You know.

[00:30:54] Like.

[00:30:55] That's her.

[00:30:55] And then at the end.

[00:30:57] You know.

[00:30:57] So.

[00:30:58] I think she probably had a little time.

[00:31:00] Okay.

[00:31:00] So.

[00:31:00] I could probably see that for a few of these people.

[00:31:02] But yeah.

[00:31:03] Shout out to these actors.

[00:31:04] Love to see Tyler.

[00:31:05] See.

[00:31:06] That's the thing.

[00:31:06] We always have this interesting dichotomy with Tyler Perry.

[00:31:09] Because it's like.

[00:31:09] Hey.

[00:31:11] Should.

[00:31:11] Some of this stuff be made.

[00:31:13] At the quality being made at.

[00:31:15] Or should we just like.

[00:31:16] Turn a blind eye to it.

[00:31:17] Because.

[00:31:17] Look at all these jobs.

[00:31:18] That he's giving out.

[00:31:19] Black jobs.

[00:31:19] Hashtag.

[00:31:20] Black jobs.

[00:31:21] Here they are.

[00:31:21] Hashtag black jobs.

[00:31:22] Yeah.

[00:31:23] So our leading character.

[00:31:24] Kimmy.

[00:31:25] Played by Taylor.

[00:31:26] Aline.

[00:31:27] Polidor.

[00:31:28] And then we have her.

[00:31:29] Her next in line.

[00:31:31] Rain.

[00:31:31] Played by Amber Rain Smith.

[00:31:34] And then.

[00:31:35] Mallory.

[00:31:35] Who will be.

[00:31:36] Looks like our villain.

[00:31:37] One of our villains.

[00:31:38] One of our many villains.

[00:31:39] Obviously.

[00:31:40] But our black woman villain.

[00:31:42] Mallory.

[00:31:42] Crystal Stewart.

[00:31:44] We meet her in this episode.

[00:31:46] And so.

[00:31:46] Let's just start with Kimmy.

[00:31:48] How about that?

[00:31:49] Kimmy.

[00:31:50] Has an interesting past.

[00:31:52] We find out that she was.

[00:31:54] Sexually assaulted by her stepdad.

[00:31:56] And when.

[00:31:57] With this information.

[00:31:59] Her mother decided to.

[00:32:01] Well her mother saw.

[00:32:02] Her mother saw with her own eyes.

[00:32:03] That.

[00:32:04] This was happening.

[00:32:05] And when she went to go confront the stepdad.

[00:32:07] He basically said.

[00:32:09] Man who you gonna believe?

[00:32:10] Me or your lying eyes?

[00:32:12] She was like.

[00:32:13] I don't know.

[00:32:13] I'm confused now.

[00:32:14] He's not a joke.

[00:32:16] So.

[00:32:17] So.

[00:32:17] Six.

[00:32:18] Seventeen year old Kimmy.

[00:32:19] Gets put out of the house.

[00:32:20] She's like.

[00:32:20] Hey.

[00:32:21] You can't live here anymore.

[00:32:22] Because you're too tempting.

[00:32:23] To your stepfather.

[00:32:24] And so.

[00:32:24] I'm gonna make you go live.

[00:32:26] At a grocery store.

[00:32:27] Where did she send her?

[00:32:29] She pulled up.

[00:32:30] In.

[00:32:30] In front of the Walmart.

[00:32:33] Yeah.

[00:32:33] They've heard.

[00:32:34] I think.

[00:32:34] Ten dollars.

[00:32:36] And told her to get the fuck out of it.

[00:32:38] I was like.

[00:32:38] She literally said.

[00:32:39] Get the fuck out of my car.

[00:32:41] You.

[00:32:41] You have got me.

[00:32:43] Oh my god.

[00:32:46] Before you get too deep.

[00:32:48] Because of this.

[00:32:49] I had to like.

[00:32:51] I'm constantly like.

[00:32:53] Why does.

[00:32:54] Like.

[00:32:54] Why do Tyler Perry stuff.

[00:32:56] Feel like this to me?

[00:32:57] Like.

[00:32:57] Why does it feel like this?

[00:32:59] So.

[00:32:59] I know why.

[00:33:00] I know why.

[00:33:01] I know how to answer your question.

[00:33:03] Okay.

[00:33:04] So.

[00:33:05] Yeah.

[00:33:05] So you.

[00:33:06] Okay.

[00:33:07] Let me tell you what I did.

[00:33:08] After I watched the episodes of this.

[00:33:10] I didn't watch the first episode of P Valley.

[00:33:13] And I.

[00:33:13] And I.

[00:33:14] And I.

[00:33:14] And I.

[00:33:15] Think I got it too.

[00:33:16] So why do you think it feels like this?

[00:33:18] To me.

[00:33:19] It.

[00:33:19] It feels like Tyler Perry wants to make elevated television.

[00:33:23] But.

[00:33:23] He thinks that his audience is not elevated enough to understand it.

[00:33:26] So all of the writing has to be so heavy handed.

[00:33:29] It has to be like.

[00:33:30] Girl.

[00:33:31] You're so untrustworthy.

[00:33:32] Because you black and evil.

[00:33:33] Why you think I'm black and evil?

[00:33:34] Because you'll be doing black and evil stuff.

[00:33:36] You black and evil bitch.

[00:33:37] And she's like.

[00:33:38] Don't call me a bitch.

[00:33:39] Because I'm evil.

[00:33:39] And then he's like.

[00:33:40] Yeah.

[00:33:41] And then she does like.

[00:33:42] She's like.

[00:33:43] Um.

[00:33:43] Oh.

[00:33:44] Have you checked on such and such?

[00:33:45] No.

[00:33:45] Because I'm evil.

[00:33:46] You know.

[00:33:46] It's like.

[00:33:47] It's like.

[00:33:47] You have to remember.

[00:33:48] So then you're like.

[00:33:48] Ooh.

[00:33:49] That bitch evil.

[00:33:50] You know.

[00:33:51] You're like.

[00:33:51] Dang.

[00:33:52] He really got there.

[00:33:53] With other shows.

[00:33:53] It feels like.

[00:33:54] It lets you draw the conclusion.

[00:33:55] It's just for Tyler Perry.

[00:33:56] He's like.

[00:33:57] He wants to really let you know.

[00:33:58] Okay.

[00:33:58] Like.

[00:33:58] In case you don't understand these things.

[00:34:01] Let me walk you through.

[00:34:02] Why each of these people are the way they are.

[00:34:04] In a very hand-holdy way.

[00:34:05] That's how I got it.

[00:34:07] Exactly that.

[00:34:08] It's word count.

[00:34:09] Tyler Perry's.

[00:34:13] Properties.

[00:34:13] It really is.

[00:34:14] Have a hundred times the word count.

[00:34:16] Of anything else.

[00:34:19] Yeah.

[00:34:19] And P-Valley.

[00:34:20] And other shows.

[00:34:21] It lets stuff breathe.

[00:34:22] Like.

[00:34:22] It uses scenery.

[00:34:24] It uses actions.

[00:34:26] To like.

[00:34:26] Let stuff breathe.

[00:34:27] And not explain everything.

[00:34:29] But you're right.

[00:34:29] Like.

[00:34:30] Um.

[00:34:31] Uh.

[00:34:31] What's his name?

[00:34:32] Uh.

[00:34:33] Which brother was it?

[00:34:34] Again.

[00:34:35] All of these.

[00:34:35] Chocolate skin men.

[00:34:37] Um.

[00:34:38] The one.

[00:34:39] The.

[00:34:39] Uh.

[00:34:40] Mallory's husband.

[00:34:41] So we're looking at Roy.

[00:34:42] Roy.

[00:34:43] Roy.

[00:34:44] Thank you.

[00:34:45] I mean Roy.

[00:34:46] Played by Julian Horton.

[00:34:47] Yes.

[00:34:47] Yes.

[00:34:48] He said.

[00:34:50] You're a cold evil bitch.

[00:34:51] Like at least seven times.

[00:34:54] In the first.

[00:34:54] And she was like.

[00:34:54] And I miss bitch.

[00:34:56] You know.

[00:34:56] She's like.

[00:34:56] Oh.

[00:34:57] I'll see you there for five.

[00:34:58] I was like.

[00:34:59] If you don't fucking stop.

[00:35:01] And then on top of that.

[00:35:03] Not only like.

[00:35:04] The words.

[00:35:05] And stuff like that.

[00:35:05] But also.

[00:35:06] And like.

[00:35:07] All the like.

[00:35:08] Explaining.

[00:35:09] But.

[00:35:11] The confrontations as well.

[00:35:12] In this.

[00:35:13] In these.

[00:35:15] Episodes.

[00:35:15] I'm gonna let the.

[00:35:17] The.

[00:35:17] The listeners know.

[00:35:18] I watched four episodes.

[00:35:19] I'm not gonna talk about what happened in episode three.

[00:35:21] I only watched the first two.

[00:35:22] Yes.

[00:35:22] Yeah.

[00:35:23] But like.

[00:35:24] Every scene is a confrontation.

[00:35:26] Literally.

[00:35:27] Every scene is a confrontation.

[00:35:30] Kimmy and Jules.

[00:35:31] Bitch.

[00:35:31] Why you not do what I tell you to do?

[00:35:33] Don't do what.

[00:35:34] Don't do that shit again.

[00:35:36] Next.

[00:35:36] Next scene.

[00:35:37] Kimmy and Body.

[00:35:38] Bitch.

[00:35:39] You too late.

[00:35:39] Why you late?

[00:35:40] Like.

[00:35:41] Every scene.

[00:35:42] There was a confrontation.

[00:35:42] I wrote in my notes.

[00:35:43] Like.

[00:35:44] Why is everybody so angry?

[00:35:46] Like.

[00:35:46] Why is everybody so mad?

[00:35:47] I had.

[00:35:49] In.

[00:35:49] In Pea Valley.

[00:35:50] There was one big.

[00:35:52] Confrontation.

[00:35:53] At the.

[00:35:54] End.

[00:35:55] Of the first episode.

[00:35:56] And that was between Mercedes and her mom.

[00:35:58] Everything else.

[00:35:59] There was.

[00:35:59] There was lots of tension.

[00:36:01] You know what I'm saying?

[00:36:01] There was a lot of.

[00:36:02] A lot of tension built between some characters.

[00:36:04] But there was no big confrontation.

[00:36:07] Except for the ones.

[00:36:08] In this.

[00:36:09] I think that's.

[00:36:10] I think that's.

[00:36:10] A lot of what Tyler Perry stuff is.

[00:36:12] It's like so many big.

[00:36:15] Overreactionary.

[00:36:15] Like.

[00:36:17] Dialogue and shit.

[00:36:18] That is just.

[00:36:19] It just.

[00:36:19] Over the top.

[00:36:20] It feels so over the top.

[00:36:22] And just not realistic.

[00:36:24] Yeah.

[00:36:24] But I do think that Tyler Perry.

[00:36:26] Is probably identified.

[00:36:27] That maybe.

[00:36:27] That he needs to.

[00:36:28] You know.

[00:36:29] Maybe.

[00:36:30] Just kind of.

[00:36:30] Give the content.

[00:36:31] In a way that it's.

[00:36:32] It is digestible.

[00:36:33] For his audience.

[00:36:34] And so.

[00:36:34] Not to say that his audience.

[00:36:35] Can't do like highbrow.

[00:36:37] Like you know.

[00:36:37] Writing.

[00:36:38] But I think that for him.

[00:36:39] He's like.

[00:36:39] If I do this.

[00:36:40] People will be very clear.

[00:36:41] On what my intentions are.

[00:36:42] For each of these characters.

[00:36:44] And so.

[00:36:44] Very quickly on.

[00:36:45] You find out about Kimmy.

[00:36:46] She is.

[00:36:47] Like I said.

[00:36:48] She's.

[00:36:49] Like you said.

[00:36:49] Dropped off at Walmart.

[00:36:50] And it's not a funny.

[00:36:51] It's not a fun story.

[00:36:52] Like where the heart is.

[00:36:53] With Natalie Portman.

[00:36:53] And all that kind of.

[00:36:54] No.

[00:36:55] No.

[00:36:55] She's in there.

[00:36:56] And she's like.

[00:36:58] Trying to live in there.

[00:36:59] Because she has nowhere else to go.

[00:37:00] And she is.

[00:37:02] She is befriended by Rain.

[00:37:04] Who.

[00:37:05] Is also.

[00:37:06] Casually living in Walmart.

[00:37:07] Sometimes.

[00:37:08] I got.

[00:37:08] They don't really talk about.

[00:37:09] How often Rain be there.

[00:37:10] But she knows the ins and outs.

[00:37:11] She's like.

[00:37:12] Some of the aisles got security cameras.

[00:37:13] So.

[00:37:14] Follow me girl.

[00:37:15] Let me save you.

[00:37:16] From poverty.

[00:37:17] And teach you how to be.

[00:37:18] A hoe.

[00:37:19] You know.

[00:37:20] Like for lack of better terms.

[00:37:21] Like this is the word that Rain uses.

[00:37:23] She said.

[00:37:23] Girl we just hoes.

[00:37:24] And that's okay.

[00:37:25] Yeah.

[00:37:26] Well technically.

[00:37:27] Like.

[00:37:27] When they met at the Walmart.

[00:37:30] They were just supposed to be like.

[00:37:31] Drug mule.

[00:37:32] Drug traffickers.

[00:37:33] Yeah.

[00:37:33] Drug mules.

[00:37:33] For sure.

[00:37:34] Um.

[00:37:34] Yeah.

[00:37:35] So the story here is that.

[00:37:36] Rain says.

[00:37:37] Kimmy.

[00:37:37] Hey.

[00:37:37] I got this guy.

[00:37:38] I want you to meet.

[00:37:39] And that's where we meet.

[00:37:41] Their.

[00:37:41] Uh.

[00:37:41] Future stripper angel.

[00:37:42] Um.

[00:37:43] Yes.

[00:37:44] Uh.

[00:37:44] Who was like.

[00:37:45] Hey.

[00:37:45] It's just this really cool thing.

[00:37:47] That I need y'all to do.

[00:37:48] You won't get in trouble at all.

[00:37:49] Just need you to get on the airplane.

[00:37:51] With drugs.

[00:37:52] That's totally normal.

[00:37:53] Mm-hmm.

[00:37:54] Not dangerous at all.

[00:37:55] Not against the law.

[00:37:56] And then how do they get all the way on the airplane?

[00:37:59] Yeah.

[00:37:59] And they get pulled off the airplane.

[00:38:01] Well see that's the thing.

[00:38:03] They get pulled off the airplane.

[00:38:04] And uh.

[00:38:05] Later on.

[00:38:06] They will.

[00:38:06] They will now be in service of the person who makes this go away.

[00:38:09] This man named Jules.

[00:38:11] Uh.

[00:38:11] Jules however.

[00:38:12] Is also the cop who pulled them off the airplane.

[00:38:14] So uh.

[00:38:15] Through two episodes.

[00:38:16] We know that.

[00:38:16] But I don't know how that all aligned.

[00:38:18] Because there's not.

[00:38:19] There's no way.

[00:38:20] That Jules pulls them off the airplane.

[00:38:22] Saves the day.

[00:38:23] And then says.

[00:38:23] You can pay off your debts.

[00:38:24] By basically.

[00:38:26] Uh.

[00:38:26] Being sex workers for me.

[00:38:27] And strippers for me.

[00:38:28] Uh.

[00:38:29] Until I.

[00:38:29] Until I get tired.

[00:38:30] Basically.

[00:38:31] This is literally trafficking.

[00:38:33] This is.

[00:38:33] This is like.

[00:38:34] How traffickers.

[00:38:35] Traffic people.

[00:38:36] Um.

[00:38:37] This is one of the many schemes.

[00:38:38] That people do.

[00:38:39] It's either like.

[00:38:41] Bring people over.

[00:38:42] Promise them jobs.

[00:38:43] It's not a job.

[00:38:44] That they thought it was.

[00:38:45] It's.

[00:38:45] Have them.

[00:38:46] Have them do something for you.

[00:38:48] Have them get caught up.

[00:38:50] Have you.

[00:38:51] Get them out of it.

[00:38:52] And then they owe you.

[00:38:53] Like.

[00:38:54] It.

[00:38:55] This is literal.

[00:38:56] Literal trafficking.

[00:38:57] And it's like.

[00:38:58] This is so ridiculous.

[00:39:00] Like.

[00:39:00] Yeah.

[00:39:01] This is ridiculous.

[00:39:02] I'd rather go to jail.

[00:39:04] Than deal with.

[00:39:05] Like.

[00:39:05] This stuff from just this.

[00:39:06] First two episodes.

[00:39:07] It was a lot.

[00:39:09] No.

[00:39:09] No.

[00:39:10] It's girl.

[00:39:10] You know.

[00:39:11] We ain't gonna make it in jail.

[00:39:12] You know.

[00:39:12] Right.

[00:39:13] I guess they're not gonna make it in jail.

[00:39:15] Maybe that's how they don't want to go.

[00:39:16] If they can't make it out.

[00:39:18] What.

[00:39:18] Doing what they doing.

[00:39:19] They can make it in jail.

[00:39:20] I'm sorry.

[00:39:20] It really can't be much worse than this.

[00:39:21] Honestly.

[00:39:22] Exactly.

[00:39:23] Yeah.

[00:39:24] So.

[00:39:24] Uh.

[00:39:24] It seems like our kingpin here is Jules.

[00:39:27] Um.

[00:39:27] The guy we've mentioned as.

[00:39:28] Uh.

[00:39:29] Actor Charles Malik Whitfield.

[00:39:31] Uh.

[00:39:31] Famously in my life as Otis.

[00:39:33] The one nobody came here to see.

[00:39:34] In the Temptations.

[00:39:35] Uh.

[00:39:35] He will always be Otis to me.

[00:39:36] In my notes.

[00:39:37] It says Otis.

[00:39:37] So if I call him Otis and not Jules.

[00:39:39] I'm sorry.

[00:39:40] Um.

[00:39:40] But um.

[00:39:41] He's big man here.

[00:39:42] And so uh.

[00:39:43] He's gonna be uh.

[00:39:44] Employing these people.

[00:39:45] But his name is gonna keep coming up in conversations.

[00:39:48] Throughout.

[00:39:49] Um.

[00:39:49] So.

[00:39:50] Uh.

[00:39:50] Through the first two episodes.

[00:39:51] We really can't tell how Jules got in this position.

[00:39:55] But.

[00:39:55] Um.

[00:39:56] Occupation.

[00:39:57] Pimp.

[00:39:57] Slash.

[00:39:58] Cop.

[00:39:59] Maybe.

[00:39:59] He's head of security.

[00:40:00] He's head of security for the.

[00:40:02] For the company.

[00:40:04] Yes.

[00:40:05] Uh.

[00:40:05] The company.

[00:40:06] Which is called Beauty and Black.

[00:40:07] Beauty and Black.

[00:40:08] Yeah.

[00:40:08] Yes.

[00:40:09] And.

[00:40:10] Makeup.

[00:40:11] Well it's.

[00:40:12] Beauty.

[00:40:12] It's like hair and beauty.

[00:40:14] Yeah.

[00:40:14] Yes.

[00:40:14] Comptology.

[00:40:15] Yeah.

[00:40:16] Yes.

[00:40:16] Exactly.

[00:40:17] And this brand is headed by uh.

[00:40:20] The face of the company.

[00:40:21] And partner in.

[00:40:22] In company as well.

[00:40:23] Mallory.

[00:40:24] Um.

[00:40:24] Played by Crystal Stewart.

[00:40:26] Mallory.

[00:40:26] Who we're presented as.

[00:40:28] Uh.

[00:40:28] You know.

[00:40:29] Like.

[00:40:29] Oh yeah.

[00:40:30] She's the businesswoman.

[00:40:31] Who got it all.

[00:40:31] She's got the man.

[00:40:32] She's got the beautiful family.

[00:40:34] She's come from nothing.

[00:40:35] She was uh.

[00:40:36] Adopted essentially by this family.

[00:40:38] Fell in love with one of the.

[00:40:39] Uh.

[00:40:39] Other members of the family.

[00:40:40] And then like.

[00:40:41] They got married.

[00:40:41] She's married into this family.

[00:40:43] And.

[00:40:44] She's in here telling everybody.

[00:40:45] Like.

[00:40:45] This is how we gotta do it.

[00:40:46] Cause it's black women.

[00:40:47] We gotta get it for ourselves.

[00:40:48] I was like.

[00:40:49] Yeah.

[00:40:50] And then she's like.

[00:40:51] And I didn't want.

[00:40:52] I didn't want a paycheck.

[00:40:53] I wanted equity.

[00:40:55] Yeah.

[00:40:56] And I was like.

[00:40:57] But she's a villain.

[00:40:58] And I was like.

[00:40:58] Oh I knew that.

[00:40:59] I did not see it coming.

[00:41:01] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:41:03] Because at this point.

[00:41:06] Everybody has been an asshole.

[00:41:07] And so.

[00:41:08] When they present her.

[00:41:10] I was like.

[00:41:10] Oh that's cool.

[00:41:11] Then she gets in this car.

[00:41:12] Like okay.

[00:41:12] She's.

[00:41:13] She's like that nappy headed bitch.

[00:41:15] She don't know what she's gonna do with a million dollars.

[00:41:17] That shit gonna go up her nose.

[00:41:20] Crack pipe over the phone.

[00:41:21] You know.

[00:41:21] Like what is happening?

[00:41:22] I was like.

[00:41:23] Yo.

[00:41:25] So.

[00:41:26] We see Mallory is presented as like.

[00:41:28] You know.

[00:41:28] She is the new up and coming.

[00:41:31] Like she is the face of like black excellence.

[00:41:33] Okay.

[00:41:33] She's got the money.

[00:41:34] She's beautiful.

[00:41:35] She's got the voice.

[00:41:36] She's endearing.

[00:41:37] She talks to the crowd.

[00:41:38] She's.

[00:41:38] She's everything.

[00:41:39] She's signing autographs.

[00:41:40] And then she gets served some paperwork.

[00:41:42] Oh.

[00:41:42] A woman is standing on the side.

[00:41:43] Like.

[00:41:44] Yeah.

[00:41:44] Ma'am.

[00:41:44] I'm not here to adore you.

[00:41:45] Like all your fans.

[00:41:46] I'm here to serve you.

[00:41:47] You've been served.

[00:41:48] And I'm thinking.

[00:41:50] Okay.

[00:41:50] Well.

[00:41:51] Obviously this mail carrier is just gonna leave.

[00:41:53] No.

[00:41:54] The mail carrier is.

[00:41:55] Because you gave all them people cancer.

[00:41:57] I said.

[00:41:57] What?

[00:41:58] Yeah.

[00:42:01] Why do you know what's in that envelope?

[00:42:03] You know.

[00:42:03] She's like.

[00:42:04] I'll hand deliver this one.

[00:42:05] I'm taking you down Mallory.

[00:42:07] Oh my God.

[00:42:09] That's what I was thinking too.

[00:42:10] I was like.

[00:42:10] Do process servers know all of that?

[00:42:12] I don't know what they're doing.

[00:42:14] Like.

[00:42:14] She looked so smug too.

[00:42:15] Like.

[00:42:16] Now what you gonna do?

[00:42:18] Yeah.

[00:42:18] I thought.

[00:42:19] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:42:20] That.

[00:42:21] That.

[00:42:21] I did pop by that part.

[00:42:23] When I was like.

[00:42:23] Oh my God.

[00:42:24] This lady is a bitch.

[00:42:25] Like.

[00:42:26] I didn't think.

[00:42:27] I didn't think she was gonna be evil like that.

[00:42:30] And not only is she evil.

[00:42:31] She's like big evil.

[00:42:33] Yeah.

[00:42:33] And the crazy thing is you're like.

[00:42:35] Oh this lady is a bitch.

[00:42:36] And then the show will go on to call her a bitch.

[00:42:37] At least 95 more times in the next episode.

[00:42:39] At least 20 million more times.

[00:42:40] It's like.

[00:42:41] Yeah.

[00:42:43] I get it.

[00:42:44] The first words out of her mouth.

[00:42:46] Were some.

[00:42:46] Was some colorless ass shit.

[00:42:47] I get it.

[00:42:48] I get it Tyler.

[00:42:50] I flinch every time somebody calls somebody nappy.

[00:42:53] On no matter what the occasion.

[00:42:54] Every time.

[00:42:55] I was like.

[00:42:56] Dang.

[00:42:57] He said nappy with a hard R.

[00:42:59] I was like.

[00:43:00] What?

[00:43:01] I was like.

[00:43:02] You are.

[00:43:03] You are black too.

[00:43:05] Like.

[00:43:05] I'm so.

[00:43:07] It was good.

[00:43:08] I did like that part.

[00:43:09] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:43:10] So Mallory.

[00:43:11] She.

[00:43:12] Yeah.

[00:43:12] She.

[00:43:12] She.

[00:43:13] We.

[00:43:13] She's now taking off her mask.

[00:43:15] And she.

[00:43:15] Is a bitch.

[00:43:18] And so.

[00:43:18] Her driver.

[00:43:19] She's like.

[00:43:20] You.

[00:43:20] How you gonna be my security guard.

[00:43:22] And you drive.

[00:43:23] And you gonna let this lady in.

[00:43:24] He's like.

[00:43:24] Well I didn't know that she was about to serve you a paper.

[00:43:26] Why didn't you?

[00:43:27] Ain't you the security?

[00:43:28] Get out of my damn car.

[00:43:29] So I'm like.

[00:43:30] Well.

[00:43:30] The driver gets out.

[00:43:31] Then she looks at her assistant.

[00:43:32] What are you doing here?

[00:43:33] Get out of my damn car.

[00:43:34] So she's like.

[00:43:34] Okay.

[00:43:35] Well I gotta get out the car too.

[00:43:36] I'm like.

[00:43:36] Who's gonna drive the car?

[00:43:37] Mallory will drive the car.

[00:43:38] And she drives it.

[00:43:40] Up the private street.

[00:43:42] Okay.

[00:43:43] Yeah.

[00:43:43] The private street.

[00:43:44] To their.

[00:43:46] Luxurious.

[00:43:47] You know.

[00:43:48] Million dollar mansion.

[00:43:49] Billion dollar mansion.

[00:43:50] Probably.

[00:43:50] The way they're acting in this.

[00:43:51] Yeah.

[00:43:52] I feel like this is a huge.

[00:43:53] Huge.

[00:43:53] Huge company.

[00:43:54] And so they have their own private transportation.

[00:43:56] She got a driver.

[00:43:57] And she got a street that only the family can use.

[00:43:59] And.

[00:44:00] She's distracted.

[00:44:02] By the sounds of.

[00:44:03] A phone call that she got.

[00:44:05] Regarding.

[00:44:06] Her.

[00:44:06] Husband.

[00:44:07] And so.

[00:44:08] Her husband Roy.

[00:44:09] Julian Horton.

[00:44:10] He's got a lot of stuff going on in this.

[00:44:12] In this.

[00:44:12] First two episodes as well Mari.

[00:44:14] Yeah.

[00:44:15] The.

[00:44:15] The show literally opens up with him being like.

[00:44:18] Again.

[00:44:19] A dick.

[00:44:20] To Kimmy.

[00:44:20] Kimmy is.

[00:44:21] Is sent to a room with him in it.

[00:44:24] And he's.

[00:44:24] He's calling her all sorts of stupid bitch.

[00:44:27] And stupid bitch this.

[00:44:28] And.

[00:44:28] Like.

[00:44:30] Why are you dressed like that?

[00:44:31] You look like a whore.

[00:44:32] You smell like a whore.

[00:44:33] I told you.

[00:44:34] She's like.

[00:44:34] You told me to wear this.

[00:44:36] But you told me to put this outfit on.

[00:44:37] It's like.

[00:44:39] Get out of my sight.

[00:44:41] Exactly.

[00:44:42] Right.

[00:44:42] Like just.

[00:44:43] Over the top.

[00:44:44] Just.

[00:44:45] Get the fuck out of here.

[00:44:46] And so.

[00:44:47] She has to leave.

[00:44:48] And.

[00:44:49] And.

[00:44:49] And Jules is mad at her.

[00:44:50] For not satisfying him.

[00:44:51] So she has to go back.

[00:44:53] And so when she goes back.

[00:44:55] And.

[00:44:56] That.

[00:44:57] That scene was weird as hell.

[00:44:59] I was like.

[00:44:59] What just happened here?

[00:45:00] Anyways.

[00:45:01] He.

[00:45:01] He can barely keep it up.

[00:45:03] And so he goes to the bathroom.

[00:45:05] And while he goes to the bathroom.

[00:45:06] Kimmy.

[00:45:07] Turns over to his.

[00:45:08] His phone.

[00:45:09] And says.

[00:45:10] Call my wife.

[00:45:11] And.

[00:45:12] It calls her.

[00:45:13] Mallory.

[00:45:14] While she's driving.

[00:45:15] And then all of a sudden.

[00:45:16] Kimmy's all like.

[00:45:17] Come back daddy.

[00:45:18] Let's.

[00:45:18] You know.

[00:45:19] Do this.

[00:45:19] And blah, blah, blah.

[00:45:21] And Roy.

[00:45:23] Is dumb.

[00:45:24] He doesn't realize.

[00:45:25] The change.

[00:45:25] The switch up.

[00:45:26] But.

[00:45:26] They start.

[00:45:27] Having sex.

[00:45:28] While.

[00:45:30] Mallory's on the phone.

[00:45:31] And she gets distracted.

[00:45:32] Chappelle.

[00:45:33] And.

[00:45:34] She hit somebody.

[00:45:35] On this road.

[00:45:36] Which I didn't know.

[00:45:37] Was private at this point.

[00:45:38] I just saw her.

[00:45:39] Hit somebody on a road.

[00:45:40] And it was like.

[00:45:41] Dark.

[00:45:43] Like.

[00:45:43] And rainy.

[00:45:45] Rainy.

[00:45:46] Yeah.

[00:45:46] Dark thundery.

[00:45:47] Thundery night.

[00:45:48] You know.

[00:45:48] That kind of thing.

[00:45:49] It's like.

[00:45:49] That's a.

[00:45:50] That's definitely.

[00:45:50] A movie trope.

[00:45:51] Right.

[00:45:51] Like.

[00:45:51] It's a random body.

[00:45:52] Just appears out of nowhere.

[00:45:53] You hit it.

[00:45:54] But yeah.

[00:45:55] To Roy.

[00:45:56] And his.

[00:45:56] Sexual.

[00:45:58] You know.

[00:45:59] Things.

[00:46:00] Is a.

[00:46:00] Is kinks.

[00:46:01] I will say.

[00:46:02] This man is very much.

[00:46:03] Looking for a.

[00:46:04] A sub.

[00:46:04] In the bedroom.

[00:46:06] Yeah.

[00:46:06] So he's like.

[00:46:07] Look.

[00:46:07] Come in.

[00:46:08] So I can talk dirty you.

[00:46:09] And degrade you.

[00:46:09] And even choke you a little bit.

[00:46:11] And she kind of like.

[00:46:12] This is violent.

[00:46:13] And she.

[00:46:13] As we know.

[00:46:14] Has been sexually assaulted.

[00:46:15] In the past.

[00:46:16] So it's not even the best spot for her.

[00:46:17] So when he's like.

[00:46:18] You can't even keep me.

[00:46:19] You can't even keep.

[00:46:20] Keep me hard.

[00:46:21] She's like.

[00:46:22] I mean.

[00:46:22] You're choking the life out of me.

[00:46:23] And that doesn't really do nothing for me.

[00:46:24] He's like.

[00:46:24] But that's what I mean.

[00:46:25] You know.

[00:46:25] Like.

[00:46:26] I kind of want to like.

[00:46:27] Be able to talk crazy to you.

[00:46:28] And so.

[00:46:28] That's just.

[00:46:29] Cocaine.

[00:46:30] Yeah.

[00:46:30] Cocaine is definitely not.

[00:46:31] All the drugs.

[00:46:32] Yeah.

[00:46:34] So.

[00:46:34] Yeah.

[00:46:34] So he's kind of like.

[00:46:36] You're not good enough for me.

[00:46:37] But like.

[00:46:37] Hoping that she kind of like.

[00:46:39] Buys into it.

[00:46:39] Or says something back.

[00:46:40] Like he.

[00:46:40] He wants some.

[00:46:41] Some like.

[00:46:42] Some type of violent altercation.

[00:46:43] For this to happen.

[00:46:44] So that kind of tells you.

[00:46:44] What type of guy he is.

[00:46:46] But you're right.

[00:46:47] Mallory can hear.

[00:46:48] This entire sexcapade.

[00:46:50] Happening over the phone.

[00:46:51] And she listens to the whole thing.

[00:46:53] She's not like.

[00:46:53] Oh that's disgusting.

[00:46:54] Hangs up.

[00:46:55] She's like.

[00:46:56] Driving.

[00:46:56] And looking down at the phone.

[00:46:57] Like I can't believe this.

[00:46:58] I can't believe this.

[00:47:00] I can't.

[00:47:00] Cheating on me with this whore.

[00:47:02] You know.

[00:47:02] And it's a poof.

[00:47:03] She hits.

[00:47:04] A random body.

[00:47:06] And.

[00:47:07] She stops.

[00:47:08] And when she goes back.

[00:47:09] Mario.

[00:47:10] This body.

[00:47:11] Is so mangled.

[00:47:12] From being hit.

[00:47:13] It's like.

[00:47:14] The foot is up in the air.

[00:47:16] And then like.

[00:47:17] The head is down below.

[00:47:18] But her.

[00:47:19] Like it's like.

[00:47:19] It was like.

[00:47:20] It was like family guy.

[00:47:21] It was like.

[00:47:24] That's exactly how it looked.

[00:47:27] So.

[00:47:28] She drives off.

[00:47:29] And.

[00:47:30] Leaves the body there.

[00:47:32] You know.

[00:47:32] Like as a hit and run.

[00:47:33] But she left the body.

[00:47:35] On the private road.

[00:47:37] Now my thing was.

[00:47:38] At first I was like.

[00:47:38] The hit and run.

[00:47:39] Like obviously.

[00:47:40] The cops are going to find out.

[00:47:41] Blah blah blah.

[00:47:41] The next episode.

[00:47:43] Starts.

[00:47:44] The opening scene.

[00:47:45] Is Roy.

[00:47:46] Running over that same.

[00:47:48] What was that?

[00:47:53] It was the body.

[00:47:54] In the room.

[00:47:55] I literally wrote.

[00:47:56] I was like.

[00:47:57] Damn.

[00:47:58] Was it?

[00:47:58] The body.

[00:47:59] In the driveway.

[00:48:01] Like.

[00:48:02] I was saying.

[00:48:03] Oh.

[00:48:06] Oh God.

[00:48:08] So.

[00:48:09] So.

[00:48:09] No, no, no.

[00:48:10] Get this.

[00:48:14] He gets out.

[00:48:15] He's like.

[00:48:15] Ridiculous.

[00:48:16] And he gets.

[00:48:17] And I'm thinking.

[00:48:18] Now Roy's going to call 911.

[00:48:19] Because he doesn't know his wife hit this car.

[00:48:21] The body.

[00:48:21] We don't even know it's a private road.

[00:48:23] We just know it's a road.

[00:48:24] Yeah.

[00:48:24] Roy.

[00:48:25] Then collects the body.

[00:48:26] It puts it in the trunk.

[00:48:27] In the same form.

[00:48:29] It was on the ground.

[00:48:30] He just like.

[00:48:30] Lifts it.

[00:48:31] And puts it in.

[00:48:32] And drives it back to the house.

[00:48:34] And comes in like nothing happened.

[00:48:35] Like.

[00:48:36] I'm back from work honey.

[00:48:38] He's like.

[00:48:38] What.

[00:48:39] Are.

[00:48:39] You doing?

[00:48:40] What are we doing here?

[00:48:42] Like.

[00:48:42] What.

[00:48:43] Are we doing here?

[00:48:45] I.

[00:48:46] I was so confused.

[00:48:47] I was like.

[00:48:47] How did they both hit this body?

[00:48:50] And.

[00:48:51] Then he.

[00:48:52] He.

[00:48:52] He asked her about it.

[00:48:54] Like.

[00:48:54] Did you hit this body?

[00:48:55] They had this body just chilling in the trunk.

[00:48:58] And.

[00:48:58] And.

[00:48:59] The person is still alive.

[00:49:01] But here's the thing.

[00:49:02] Here's the thing.

[00:49:03] I have so many problems with this.

[00:49:04] One.

[00:49:05] So many.

[00:49:05] So many.

[00:49:06] One.

[00:49:06] We find out later on that the person is still alive.

[00:49:09] That's a problem.

[00:49:10] Two.

[00:49:10] The person's face is so mangled.

[00:49:12] From that one hit.

[00:49:14] It's like.

[00:49:14] The car hit the person in the face.

[00:49:17] Yeah.

[00:49:17] The car hit the person in the face.

[00:49:19] They landed on their face.

[00:49:20] Slid across the ground on their face.

[00:49:22] And then.

[00:49:23] And then.

[00:49:24] He came and ran over their face.

[00:49:26] As well.

[00:49:27] Like.

[00:49:27] So.

[00:49:27] When they actually show.

[00:49:28] That the body.

[00:49:29] Is not a dead body.

[00:49:31] It is.

[00:49:32] Like.

[00:49:33] You can't even see the face.

[00:49:34] Of the person.

[00:49:34] So I was waiting on some big reveal.

[00:49:36] For like.

[00:49:37] Who is this mystery corpse.

[00:49:39] Or that.

[00:49:39] Or whatever.

[00:49:40] That they have.

[00:49:41] They show the face.

[00:49:42] And it's just like.

[00:49:43] A dummy mask.

[00:49:44] Just scratched up.

[00:49:45] Yeah.

[00:49:45] Yeah.

[00:49:46] It was like.

[00:49:46] Like.

[00:49:47] Beat in.

[00:49:47] I was like.

[00:49:48] Jesus.

[00:49:49] Like.

[00:49:49] How many times did y'all hit it?

[00:49:50] You know what I'm saying?

[00:49:53] They were like.

[00:49:53] We don't know who it is.

[00:49:54] We don't know who she is.

[00:49:56] Yeah.

[00:49:56] And the interaction between.

[00:49:57] Like you said.

[00:49:58] About all the conflict.

[00:49:59] The interaction between him and Mallory.

[00:50:00] Is instant conflict.

[00:50:02] Right?

[00:50:02] Because she comes in.

[00:50:03] And she's like.

[00:50:04] You've been sleeping with them whores.

[00:50:05] And I got text.

[00:50:06] He's like.

[00:50:07] Get off of me.

[00:50:08] I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:50:09] And she's like.

[00:50:10] He's like.

[00:50:11] Get off of me.

[00:50:12] You don't know what you're talking about.

[00:50:13] She's like.

[00:50:14] I heard you.

[00:50:15] I heard you.

[00:50:15] You don't know what you heard.

[00:50:17] Like.

[00:50:17] No.

[00:50:17] I literally heard you.

[00:50:18] Like.

[00:50:19] I literally heard you having sex.

[00:50:21] You ain't hear nothing.

[00:50:22] And I bet you left that thing in the road.

[00:50:23] For me to find.

[00:50:25] She's like.

[00:50:25] I don't know what you're talking about.

[00:50:26] I said.

[00:50:27] Wait.

[00:50:27] How are you going to act like you didn't.

[00:50:29] Wait.

[00:50:30] Why is he.

[00:50:30] Why isn't his first question is.

[00:50:32] Who did you run over?

[00:50:33] Or.

[00:50:34] Right.

[00:50:34] You know.

[00:50:35] Like.

[00:50:35] Why did you run this woman over?

[00:50:38] Are you going to.

[00:50:39] Do we have a plan?

[00:50:40] He's like.

[00:50:40] I know you.

[00:50:41] You left it in the street for me.

[00:50:42] Because you're an evil bitch.

[00:50:43] She's like.

[00:50:44] I don't know.

[00:50:46] What is that?

[00:50:48] Bitch.

[00:50:49] You're so evil.

[00:50:50] Like.

[00:50:50] I was like.

[00:50:51] Stop it.

[00:50:51] Stop it.

[00:50:53] So.

[00:50:54] So yes.

[00:50:55] So now we know that we are working with an evil family.

[00:50:57] Okay.

[00:50:58] They're both complicit in whatever crime this is.

[00:51:00] And they have to dispose of the body.

[00:51:03] Mallory naturally says.

[00:51:04] Let's call Jules.

[00:51:05] But.

[00:51:06] No.

[00:51:07] Ward says let's call Jules.

[00:51:08] And Mallory doesn't want to call Jules.

[00:51:11] Oh.

[00:51:12] I thought.

[00:51:13] Yeah.

[00:51:13] It's the other way around.

[00:51:14] No.

[00:51:15] Roy wanted to.

[00:51:15] Roy.

[00:51:16] Wanted to call Jules.

[00:51:18] Mallory didn't.

[00:51:19] Oh.

[00:51:19] Okay.

[00:51:20] She said he.

[00:51:20] She said he.

[00:51:21] Oh yeah.

[00:51:21] He knows much.

[00:51:22] Yeah.

[00:51:23] You can't trust him.

[00:51:24] So he's like.

[00:51:25] He's like.

[00:51:25] Let's call Jules.

[00:51:26] No.

[00:51:26] We're not calling Jules.

[00:51:27] He's like.

[00:51:27] We gonna call.

[00:51:28] Like.

[00:51:28] We gotta call Jules.

[00:51:29] He's in charge of everything.

[00:51:30] No.

[00:51:30] We not calling Jules.

[00:51:31] We gotta call Jules.

[00:51:32] Listen to me.

[00:51:33] We're not calling Jules.

[00:51:35] You understand?

[00:51:36] Don't try me again.

[00:51:38] And he's like.

[00:51:38] We're just gonna go drive around with the body in our trunk.

[00:51:40] Yeah.

[00:51:41] But she hit him with like.

[00:51:42] Don't test me.

[00:51:43] I said we're not calling him.

[00:51:44] And he's like.

[00:51:45] Oh.

[00:51:45] You evil bitch.

[00:51:46] And so.

[00:51:47] They go jump.

[00:51:49] We are not over exaggerating y'all.

[00:51:51] Like.

[00:51:51] He.

[00:51:52] Every two seconds.

[00:51:53] He said.

[00:51:54] You're so cold and evil.

[00:51:55] You're a cold bitch.

[00:51:57] Like.

[00:51:58] Every two seconds.

[00:51:59] And she like.

[00:52:00] Bitches don't get cold.

[00:52:01] Like.

[00:52:01] She's like.

[00:52:03] Damn right.

[00:52:04] You damn right.

[00:52:05] You're a cold bitch.

[00:52:06] Okay.

[00:52:07] She didn't.

[00:52:07] Right.

[00:52:07] Exactly.

[00:52:08] Yeah.

[00:52:08] We exaggerate a little bit now.

[00:52:10] But that's basically.

[00:52:12] So now they have to transport the body.

[00:52:14] I don't remember where they take the body.

[00:52:16] Do you remember?

[00:52:17] No.

[00:52:17] Oh.

[00:52:18] I was just driving around.

[00:52:20] Oh no Mari.

[00:52:21] I'm sorry.

[00:52:21] Let me outline the plan.

[00:52:23] What should we do with the car?

[00:52:24] I don't know.

[00:52:25] We should burn it.

[00:52:26] If we burn it.

[00:52:27] Then.

[00:52:27] Where are we gonna put it?

[00:52:28] You right.

[00:52:29] We should leave the car in the hood.

[00:52:31] With the body in the trunk.

[00:52:33] So that somebody in the hood.

[00:52:34] Gonna steal the car.

[00:52:36] And then they gonna have the body.

[00:52:37] And we could just say.

[00:52:38] The car was stolen in the hood.

[00:52:40] And we don't know how the body got there.

[00:52:42] Yeah.

[00:52:42] That's it.

[00:52:42] That's what we'll do.

[00:52:43] That is exactly what they're gonna do.

[00:52:48] He said.

[00:52:49] He said.

[00:52:50] He said.

[00:52:51] This is almost a direct quote.

[00:52:52] But I don't want to lie on this man.

[00:52:53] He said.

[00:52:54] You evil bitch.

[00:52:55] You want.

[00:52:55] You want a black man to go down for this crime.

[00:52:57] Somebody in the hood to go down for this crime.

[00:52:59] And she was like.

[00:53:00] Maybe.

[00:53:00] And he's like.

[00:53:01] You're so evil.

[00:53:02] That's exactly what happened.

[00:53:07] Literally.

[00:53:08] Stupid.

[00:53:09] Oh my god.

[00:53:11] This man.

[00:53:11] From his drunk and high bender.

[00:53:14] Where he goes and run.

[00:53:15] You know.

[00:53:15] And collects his wife.

[00:53:16] And this body.

[00:53:17] They are now going to drop off.

[00:53:19] The car somewhere.

[00:53:20] For it to be found.

[00:53:21] But on their way.

[00:53:22] He is speeding.

[00:53:23] Because that's exactly what you would do.

[00:53:24] If you had a body in your car.

[00:53:26] And you weren't trying to draw attention to yourself.

[00:53:27] So his drunk ass is speeding.

[00:53:29] Yeah.

[00:53:30] Drunk driving.

[00:53:31] And the cops pull up.

[00:53:34] And I was like.

[00:53:35] Arrest his ass.

[00:53:36] You know.

[00:53:37] Normally when I see cops.

[00:53:37] I'm like.

[00:53:38] Here come the cops.

[00:53:39] But I was like.

[00:53:39] Get him.

[00:53:40] Shoot him.

[00:53:41] Yeah.

[00:53:43] This is a long drawn out thing.

[00:53:45] Where the cop is basically like.

[00:53:47] Y'all drunk.

[00:53:48] No we're not.

[00:53:49] Yes.

[00:53:50] I smell the alcohol in her breath.

[00:53:51] That was my breath.

[00:53:53] Duh.

[00:53:53] And I'm not driving.

[00:53:54] So it's cool.

[00:53:55] Sir.

[00:53:55] Can you get out the car?

[00:53:56] I mean I can't just get out.

[00:53:57] Get out the car sir.

[00:53:59] Okay.

[00:54:00] Sir.

[00:54:00] Have you been drinking?

[00:54:01] No.

[00:54:02] Well you're drunk.

[00:54:03] I'm not drunk.

[00:54:04] So okay.

[00:54:04] Well.

[00:54:05] Sir you're going to jail.

[00:54:06] I'm not going to jail.

[00:54:07] You are going to jail.

[00:54:08] It was just a lot of back and forth.

[00:54:10] It was.

[00:54:10] Eventually.

[00:54:11] They're trying to stall.

[00:54:12] They're trying to stall.

[00:54:13] Because.

[00:54:14] Jules now has to get the phone call.

[00:54:15] Right.

[00:54:16] Mallory has no choice but to call Jules.

[00:54:18] Apparently Jules.

[00:54:19] Can make people's crimes go away.

[00:54:21] With the Kimmy situation.

[00:54:22] Where she was arrested.

[00:54:24] For drug trafficking.

[00:54:25] Along with Rain.

[00:54:26] He made that go away.

[00:54:27] And so.

[00:54:28] He's the guy who you call.

[00:54:30] If you want the cops to leave you alone.

[00:54:32] But.

[00:54:32] They can't get to him in time.

[00:54:35] And.

[00:54:36] Mallory almost gets away with this.

[00:54:37] It seems.

[00:54:38] But she's kind of just like.

[00:54:40] Hey.

[00:54:41] I need to drive the car.

[00:54:42] And the cop says.

[00:54:44] But you told me you were drunk.

[00:54:45] And he's like.

[00:54:46] Yeah.

[00:54:46] She's like what?

[00:54:47] What?

[00:54:48] You're right.

[00:54:49] You literally said.

[00:54:50] I've been drinking.

[00:54:51] It's me.

[00:54:52] Do you want to go?

[00:54:52] He said.

[00:54:53] Do you want to go to jail?

[00:54:54] And she's like.

[00:54:55] He sure did.

[00:54:55] I mean.

[00:54:56] No.

[00:54:57] But.

[00:54:57] You can't take the car.

[00:54:59] It's got a damn body cam.

[00:54:59] She's about to.

[00:55:00] She's about to cuss him out.

[00:55:01] And then she saw his body cam.

[00:55:03] Was on.

[00:55:03] And she.

[00:55:04] Then she.

[00:55:04] Put on her.

[00:55:05] Her.

[00:55:06] Nice lady act.

[00:55:07] Which is hilarious as well.

[00:55:09] Right.

[00:55:09] Because.

[00:55:10] Because they.

[00:55:11] Again.

[00:55:11] You have to know that this is an evil woman.

[00:55:13] So she like.

[00:55:14] Leans forward like.

[00:55:14] You listen to me officer.

[00:55:18] Um.

[00:55:19] Yeah.

[00:55:19] Actually.

[00:55:20] Uh.

[00:55:20] I'm too.

[00:55:21] Yeah.

[00:55:21] Just.

[00:55:21] I.

[00:55:22] Please take me.

[00:55:22] I'm drunk.

[00:55:23] Oh my god.

[00:55:24] I'm so.

[00:55:24] Like.

[00:55:25] She just.

[00:55:25] The switch up was real.

[00:55:26] Yeah.

[00:55:27] The real.

[00:55:27] And on camera.

[00:55:28] They end up towing the car.

[00:55:29] Um.

[00:55:30] And later on.

[00:55:31] We will find out that the car.

[00:55:32] Uh.

[00:55:33] The car gets towed.

[00:55:33] But there is nobody inside.

[00:55:35] Uh.

[00:55:35] By the time it gets reported back.

[00:55:37] But we don't find out why yet.

[00:55:39] We don't find out why.

[00:55:40] Yeah.

[00:55:40] That was very interesting.

[00:55:42] But.

[00:55:43] I guess that was the only tense moment in the show.

[00:55:46] Because everything else.

[00:55:47] There's no tension.

[00:55:48] It's just explosion and confrontation.

[00:55:50] But.

[00:55:51] While they're standing at the back of the car.

[00:55:53] And they're.

[00:55:54] Hoping that the.

[00:55:55] The policeman doesn't open it.

[00:55:57] And she's like.

[00:55:58] Seeing shit twitch and stuff.

[00:55:59] I was.

[00:56:00] It was.

[00:56:01] This scene was ridiculous.

[00:56:02] The dead body basically tried to open the back door.

[00:56:04] And crawl out.

[00:56:08] She like.

[00:56:08] Very bad.

[00:56:09] Don't look at that.

[00:56:10] Officer.

[00:56:10] There's nothing to see here.

[00:56:12] So you're right.

[00:56:13] Some tense moments right there.

[00:56:14] Where we are like.

[00:56:15] We are led to believe that this dead body is not dead.

[00:56:17] And that that person can escape.

[00:56:18] Now mind you.

[00:56:18] Their face is unrecognizable.

[00:56:20] So I don't really know what we're going to do with that character.

[00:56:22] If they ever appear.

[00:56:27] Um.

[00:56:27] When I say the other end.

[00:56:28] I mean someone's ass.

[00:56:29] Mara.

[00:56:29] We saw some explosive ass shots.

[00:56:31] In this series.

[00:56:34] Uh huh.

[00:56:35] Uh.

[00:56:35] When.

[00:56:36] When back.

[00:56:38] Backyard BBLs go wrong.

[00:56:40] You know.

[00:56:41] Basement BBLs.

[00:56:42] Yeah.

[00:56:42] Yeah.

[00:56:43] Yeah.

[00:56:44] It's basement BBLs.

[00:56:45] So.

[00:56:46] Kimmy and Rain.

[00:56:47] They work at Delinda's strip club.

[00:56:49] Which.

[00:56:50] Chappelle.

[00:56:52] Um.

[00:56:52] A mixed gendered strip club.

[00:56:54] The first thing in my notes.

[00:56:56] I said.

[00:56:57] I ain't never seen an all-inclusive strip club like this.

[00:57:00] Never.

[00:57:01] Never seen that shit in my life.

[00:57:02] Never.

[00:57:03] They got.

[00:57:05] I've tried.

[00:57:06] Tyler.

[00:57:07] Okay.

[00:57:08] They got.

[00:57:09] They got women.

[00:57:10] They got men in here.

[00:57:11] And they all stripping alongside each other.

[00:57:12] Like hand in hand.

[00:57:13] You know.

[00:57:13] Like you on that.

[00:57:14] Like she on this pole.

[00:57:15] He on this pole.

[00:57:16] And they both just like.

[00:57:17] Getting it.

[00:57:18] Getting it.

[00:57:18] And I'm just like.

[00:57:19] This doesn't happen.

[00:57:20] This doesn't happen.

[00:57:21] This doesn't make sense.

[00:57:21] Not that I frequented strip clubs.

[00:57:23] But.

[00:57:24] I mean.

[00:57:26] This doesn't happen.

[00:57:27] I've never seen this before in my life.

[00:57:28] Maybe.

[00:57:29] Maybe it does happen.

[00:57:30] Just not at the clubs I've been at.

[00:57:31] I don't know.

[00:57:31] I mean.

[00:57:32] The clubs I've read about.

[00:57:33] I'm seeing.

[00:57:33] Is this like.

[00:57:34] Is this like.

[00:57:35] The more.

[00:57:37] Economical.

[00:57:38] Yes.

[00:57:40] Wait.

[00:57:40] You mean to tell me.

[00:57:41] Todd Perry was like.

[00:57:41] All right.

[00:57:42] We only got one club for one hour.

[00:57:46] Let's knock this out.

[00:57:49] I have.

[00:57:50] I have been to both.

[00:57:51] Female strip clubs.

[00:57:53] And male strip clubs.

[00:57:54] And they.

[00:57:54] They're always separate.

[00:57:57] He's never seen a male stripper.

[00:57:58] And a female stripper.

[00:57:59] In the same room.

[00:58:00] Ever.

[00:58:00] At any point in my life.

[00:58:01] I don't even know.

[00:58:02] Never.

[00:58:02] I don't.

[00:58:03] I don't think it's allowed.

[00:58:04] I don't think it is.

[00:58:05] I don't think it is.

[00:58:07] But yeah.

[00:58:08] I guess that's how you double your clientele.

[00:58:10] I guess.

[00:58:12] There's no way.

[00:58:13] I'm not against.

[00:58:13] That doesn't work.

[00:58:14] Inclusivity.

[00:58:15] I'm not against.

[00:58:15] Yeah.

[00:58:16] Imagine somebody who likes both.

[00:58:17] And they just say.

[00:58:18] It's a one-stop shop.

[00:58:19] You know.

[00:58:19] And we will see a little bit of that here.

[00:58:23] Because.

[00:58:24] They do work at the strip club.

[00:58:26] Like I said.

[00:58:27] Delinda is the manager of the strip club.

[00:58:29] If you watch P-Valley.

[00:58:30] She will be your Uncle Cliff type.

[00:58:32] You know.

[00:58:33] I guess.

[00:58:35] And she runs a tight ship.

[00:58:37] And she has her own Mercedes as well.

[00:58:39] Her number one girl.

[00:58:41] Let's not do Mercedes like that.

[00:58:43] Please.

[00:58:44] All of this.

[00:58:45] Comparing this to P-Valley.

[00:58:46] Is disrespectful to P-Valley.

[00:58:47] It is.

[00:58:48] But.

[00:58:49] We're here now.

[00:58:50] So.

[00:58:50] She's got her number one girl.

[00:58:52] Jules is number one girl.

[00:58:53] Her name is Body.

[00:58:54] And.

[00:58:55] Which.

[00:58:56] I love that.

[00:58:57] That's the most realistic thing.

[00:58:59] In this whole show.

[00:59:01] Yeah.

[00:59:01] A stripper called Body.

[00:59:03] Like.

[00:59:04] And her being this.

[00:59:06] It was like.

[00:59:06] I think she.

[00:59:07] I think it was like.

[00:59:08] Very much giving like.

[00:59:09] Cardi B parody.

[00:59:11] What do you think?

[00:59:12] Yeah.

[00:59:13] Well.

[00:59:13] Yeah.

[00:59:13] Because I was like.

[00:59:15] She black.

[00:59:17] Exactly.

[00:59:18] Uh.

[00:59:19] I don't know.

[00:59:20] There you go.

[00:59:21] Point there.

[00:59:22] Shout out to Tamara Kissin.

[00:59:24] Uh.

[00:59:24] But yeah.

[00:59:25] And I actually like.

[00:59:26] I actually liked her character.

[00:59:28] Maybe because her character.

[00:59:29] It actually made sense for her to be so.

[00:59:31] Over the.

[00:59:32] Over the time.

[00:59:33] Get it.

[00:59:34] Because.

[00:59:35] Okay.

[00:59:35] Let me talk about.

[00:59:37] She was very funny.

[00:59:38] Body was hilarious.

[00:59:39] I'm sorry.

[00:59:39] Body was funny as hell.

[00:59:41] There's a scene where.

[00:59:42] Body is talking to some.

[00:59:44] She's talking to Rain.

[00:59:45] Rain.

[00:59:46] Rain.

[00:59:46] Rain.

[00:59:46] Because Rain has a dilemma.

[00:59:48] I'm a stripper.

[00:59:49] But I got bills.

[00:59:50] And I'm trying to get out of this debt that I got with Jules.

[00:59:53] So I need more money.

[00:59:54] And I'm not like Kimmy.

[00:59:56] I don't need to go and see Mallory's.

[00:59:58] Like.

[00:59:59] You know.

[00:59:59] Panel discussion about how to be a boss lady.

[01:00:02] I want to be the best hoe that I can be.

[01:00:05] I need a new ass.

[01:00:07] Yeah.

[01:00:07] And so.

[01:00:08] Body like.

[01:00:08] Girl.

[01:00:08] I got.

[01:00:09] I got the.

[01:00:10] Look.

[01:00:10] Look at this.

[01:00:11] Look at.

[01:00:11] I got it.

[01:00:11] Look.

[01:00:12] Do you see my ass?

[01:00:12] Somebody.

[01:00:13] My homegirl did my ass.

[01:00:14] She gonna come.

[01:00:15] I'll have her come to a house call for you.

[01:00:17] And then.

[01:00:18] In the background.

[01:00:20] Kimmy.

[01:00:21] Slams her locker short.

[01:00:22] Like.

[01:00:22] Just shuts her locker door.

[01:00:23] And Body turns around.

[01:00:25] And just goes off.

[01:00:25] Like.

[01:00:26] Bitch.

[01:00:26] You think you better than me?

[01:00:27] I was like.

[01:00:29] Where did that come from?

[01:00:30] She's like.

[01:00:31] So you think you next up?

[01:00:32] You think you're the top dog?

[01:00:33] Do you know.

[01:00:33] You trying to take my shit?

[01:00:35] You trying to.

[01:00:37] Your homegirl don't respect me.

[01:00:38] I said.

[01:00:39] All she did was shut her locker.

[01:00:41] I was like.

[01:00:45] She said.

[01:00:45] She needs to be checked.

[01:00:46] And then when she told Delinda.

[01:00:47] Delinda was like.

[01:00:48] Somebody needs to break her in a little bit.

[01:00:50] She needs to be broken a little bit more.

[01:00:52] I was like.

[01:00:52] Broken?

[01:00:54] She.

[01:00:54] She didn't do anything.

[01:00:56] Like I said.

[01:00:57] I'm not going to get.

[01:00:58] I'm not giving anything away or anything.

[01:01:00] But.

[01:01:00] The one thing I'm going to have to say.

[01:01:02] This shit gets.

[01:01:02] That.

[01:01:03] The two of them get more outrageous.

[01:01:06] As.

[01:01:06] As.

[01:01:07] It goes along.

[01:01:08] And it is.

[01:01:08] So incredibly funny to me.

[01:01:11] I'm.

[01:01:12] Yeah.

[01:01:12] And a lot.

[01:01:13] A lot of the clips.

[01:01:15] Of course.

[01:01:16] Just like.

[01:01:17] It's Tyler Perry.

[01:01:18] So a lot of clips.

[01:01:19] From this.

[01:01:20] This season.

[01:01:21] Have been on Twitter.

[01:01:22] And people have been like.

[01:01:23] Laughing about the stuff.

[01:01:25] And.

[01:01:26] It.

[01:01:27] Most of the stuff comes in this strip club portion.

[01:01:29] Because.

[01:01:30] The characters are charactering.

[01:01:32] On this part.

[01:01:33] On this side.

[01:01:34] So rain.

[01:01:36] Body says.

[01:01:37] She could get.

[01:01:38] Some new ass and titties.

[01:01:40] For fifteen hundred dollars.

[01:01:41] And I'm like.

[01:01:42] Both ass and titties.

[01:01:44] For fifteen hundred.

[01:01:44] Let's see.

[01:01:45] All three items.

[01:01:46] Right.

[01:01:47] Four.

[01:01:48] If you count them separately.

[01:01:49] You know what I'm saying.

[01:01:49] Like.

[01:01:50] Yeah.

[01:01:50] Then boom boom.

[01:01:51] That's a.

[01:01:52] That's.

[01:01:52] This is a steal.

[01:01:53] Amari.

[01:01:54] The savings.

[01:01:55] Yeah.

[01:01:56] But.

[01:01:56] Every time they mentioned this BBL.

[01:01:58] And rain was like.

[01:02:00] Yeah.

[01:02:00] I think.

[01:02:01] Like she was kind of like.

[01:02:02] On the fence about it.

[01:02:03] But she was also like.

[01:02:04] I think I need to do this.

[01:02:05] I was like.

[01:02:05] I wrote.

[01:02:05] I was like.

[01:02:06] This BBL is not going to go.

[01:02:08] I don't think it's going to go right.

[01:02:09] I don't think it's going to go well.

[01:02:11] Yeah.

[01:02:13] But yeah.

[01:02:14] It happens in a hotel room.

[01:02:16] So that automatically lets you know.

[01:02:17] What's going on here.

[01:02:18] Because Kimmy and rain are forced to live in this.

[01:02:21] This pay by the week hotel room by jewels.

[01:02:25] Uh huh.

[01:02:26] And.

[01:02:26] Trafficking 101.

[01:02:28] Right.

[01:02:28] So we bring in our.

[01:02:31] Doctor question mark.

[01:02:32] T.S.

[01:02:33] Madison is here.

[01:02:34] I did right.

[01:02:35] T.S.

[01:02:36] Madison.

[01:02:38] I cannot remember her name.

[01:02:41] Dega.

[01:02:42] Dega.

[01:02:42] Dega.

[01:02:43] Dega shows up.

[01:02:45] And Dega's like.

[01:02:47] Get you ready?

[01:02:48] And she's like.

[01:02:49] I'm scared.

[01:02:50] And she's like.

[01:02:51] What you scared about?

[01:02:52] Body you ain't killing.

[01:02:53] Eat your ass.

[01:02:53] Girl I told her.

[01:02:55] She's like.

[01:02:55] What you scared about?

[01:02:56] I was like.

[01:02:58] Maybe.

[01:02:59] Shaking these cans of foam.

[01:03:01] Well it's like.

[01:03:02] Something foam.

[01:03:04] Yeah.

[01:03:04] Like.

[01:03:05] I mean like.

[01:03:07] I guess.

[01:03:08] Shout out to.

[01:03:09] Not to historical.

[01:03:10] Like.

[01:03:11] This is.

[01:03:12] Like a back room.

[01:03:14] Uh.

[01:03:15] Cosmetic surgery.

[01:03:16] Is like.

[01:03:17] A big thing that.

[01:03:18] You know.

[01:03:18] Was a big deal.

[01:03:19] In like.

[01:03:20] Black and brown.

[01:03:21] Like.

[01:03:21] Especially like.

[01:03:22] Gay spaces.

[01:03:23] And stuff like that.

[01:03:23] Um.

[01:03:24] Like.

[01:03:24] In the like.

[01:03:25] Early 90s.

[01:03:26] And stuff like that.

[01:03:27] And.

[01:03:28] Unfortunately.

[01:03:28] A lot of people died.

[01:03:30] Due to these.

[01:03:31] Like fake ass shots.

[01:03:33] Um.

[01:03:33] I know.

[01:03:34] I want to say.

[01:03:35] Oh.

[01:03:36] It's like a whole bunch of celebrities.

[01:03:38] You know.

[01:03:38] I'm not gonna.

[01:03:38] I'm not gonna be going to allegedly.

[01:03:40] Just because.

[01:03:41] It's some of like.

[01:03:42] The rap girls.

[01:03:43] Yeah.

[01:03:43] But like.

[01:03:44] Back in the day.

[01:03:45] People used to get their ass shot.

[01:03:47] Shot up with like.

[01:03:48] Fake silicone.

[01:03:49] Fake this.

[01:03:50] Fake that.

[01:03:51] And it just.

[01:03:52] Was toxic.

[01:03:53] You know what I'm saying.

[01:03:54] So.

[01:03:54] This is actually like.

[01:03:56] A nod to like.

[01:03:57] Historical.

[01:03:58] Stuff.

[01:03:58] Like shit like this.

[01:03:59] Happens every day.

[01:04:00] And it's like.

[01:04:00] Really like.

[01:04:01] Not safe.

[01:04:02] To do.

[01:04:03] And it been.

[01:04:04] Happened recently too.

[01:04:05] Like in the last.

[01:04:06] Like five to.

[01:04:07] Maybe like seven years.

[01:04:09] Uh.

[01:04:09] The BBL industry.

[01:04:10] Has taken off.

[01:04:11] You know.

[01:04:11] Like.

[01:04:12] Yeah.

[01:04:12] Where.

[01:04:13] Like it is.

[01:04:13] It has become.

[01:04:14] Like you said.

[01:04:14] From silicone.

[01:04:15] To like.

[01:04:15] Now they got this.

[01:04:16] Like it's a lot more streamlined.

[01:04:17] With these injections.

[01:04:18] Do you remember when.

[01:04:19] Uh.

[01:04:19] On like.

[01:04:20] Uh.

[01:04:20] Those videos would go viral.

[01:04:22] Of the women.

[01:04:22] It would be like.

[01:04:23] Leaving Miami.

[01:04:24] In their pajamas.

[01:04:25] With like those pads.

[01:04:26] On their butt.

[01:04:26] Because they can't sit on a plane.

[01:04:28] Yeah.

[01:04:28] Yeah.

[01:04:29] But see like.

[01:04:30] This is even like.

[01:04:31] So.

[01:04:32] It's hard to explain.

[01:04:33] Because like.

[01:04:34] Now BBLs have.

[01:04:35] Gone mainstream.

[01:04:37] Be.

[01:04:37] Because of these videos.

[01:04:39] So it's like.

[01:04:40] Now it's like.

[01:04:41] Mainstream.

[01:04:43] Like.

[01:04:44] Like.

[01:04:45] Where you can actually.

[01:04:46] Go to actual doctors.

[01:04:48] And get it.

[01:04:48] Yeah.

[01:04:49] You know.

[01:04:49] Back in the day.

[01:04:51] People weren't doing these surgeries.

[01:04:53] Like.

[01:04:53] At all.

[01:04:54] And it was.

[01:04:55] Or.

[01:04:55] Or it was like.

[01:04:56] It would happen in.

[01:04:57] Uh.

[01:04:57] I'm pretty sure Pose.

[01:04:58] Did a.

[01:04:59] Um.

[01:04:59] Storyline about this.

[01:05:00] It was Pose.

[01:05:01] Yeah.

[01:05:01] Yeah.

[01:05:02] Yeah.

[01:05:02] But it's like.

[01:05:03] Back in the day.

[01:05:04] Like.

[01:05:04] Um.

[01:05:05] People used to go to these.

[01:05:07] Back alley.

[01:05:07] Back alley doctors.

[01:05:09] Because it wasn't.

[01:05:09] It wasn't like.

[01:05:11] Widely acceptable.

[01:05:12] It wasn't like.

[01:05:13] Procedures that were like.

[01:05:14] That were being done.

[01:05:16] To black and brown people.

[01:05:17] We couldn't afford them.

[01:05:19] You know what I'm saying?

[01:05:19] Like.

[01:05:19] Covering it.

[01:05:20] Yeah.

[01:05:21] Like.

[01:05:21] Yeah.

[01:05:22] Insurance wasn't covering it.

[01:05:24] Stuff like that.

[01:05:24] Like.

[01:05:25] It's.

[01:05:25] It's hard to explain how now.

[01:05:27] And then it wasn't acceptable.

[01:05:29] To have like.

[01:05:30] Fake butts.

[01:05:31] Back in.

[01:05:32] Like.

[01:05:32] That used to be an insult.

[01:05:33] Oh.

[01:05:33] Your butt is fake.

[01:05:35] Now.

[01:05:35] And that's what I mean.

[01:05:37] The difference between now.

[01:05:37] Because now.

[01:05:38] It's like.

[01:05:38] BBLs are kind of like.

[01:05:40] A thing.

[01:05:41] So you got it.

[01:05:41] Yeah.

[01:05:42] You got it.

[01:05:43] I don't want to say it's celebrated.

[01:05:44] But it's like.

[01:05:45] Not.

[01:05:46] Like.

[01:05:46] Looked down upon.

[01:05:47] Or anything like that.

[01:05:49] As much as it.

[01:05:50] It used to be.

[01:05:51] So.

[01:05:52] Very interesting.

[01:05:53] Um.

[01:05:54] But.

[01:05:55] Yeah.

[01:05:55] Pour rain.

[01:05:56] She's telling rain.

[01:05:56] Rain to drink alcohol.

[01:05:58] I'm like.

[01:05:58] You should not do that before.

[01:05:59] She's chugging.

[01:06:01] Like.

[01:06:01] Brown liquor.

[01:06:02] To prepare for this.

[01:06:03] Yeah.

[01:06:03] I'm scared.

[01:06:04] Girl.

[01:06:05] What you scared about?

[01:06:06] And then.

[01:06:07] So rain.

[01:06:08] Gets down on this table.

[01:06:09] Face.

[01:06:09] Face down.

[01:06:10] Ass up.

[01:06:11] Go.

[01:06:12] Completely naked.

[01:06:13] Like.

[01:06:13] All right.

[01:06:13] Let's do this.

[01:06:15] And.

[01:06:16] Dega.

[01:06:17] Does the procedure.

[01:06:19] The next time we see rain.

[01:06:21] I don't think of.

[01:06:22] I've laughed that hard.

[01:06:24] In the year.

[01:06:25] Of our lord.

[01:06:25] 2024.

[01:06:27] Except for maybe one other time.

[01:06:29] That I can think of.

[01:06:30] Kimmy comes home to rain.

[01:06:32] Laying across the bed.

[01:06:34] With the fattest ass.

[01:06:35] I've seen.

[01:06:36] In my life.

[01:06:37] It was just like.

[01:06:38] A hump.

[01:06:39] In the bed.

[01:06:40] Under.

[01:06:40] Under a towel.

[01:06:42] It's just like.

[01:06:43] Oh.

[01:06:44] I wonder what happened here.

[01:06:45] She pulls it back.

[01:06:46] Like.

[01:06:47] It's a crime scene.

[01:06:48] Like.

[01:06:48] Like.

[01:06:48] How you.

[01:06:49] Like.

[01:06:49] You pull back.

[01:06:50] Like the.

[01:06:50] Oh.

[01:06:50] Let's.

[01:06:51] Let's view the body.

[01:06:51] She pulls it back.

[01:06:53] And you just see.

[01:06:53] A big ass hole.

[01:06:55] In this woman's ass.

[01:06:59] It.

[01:07:00] And it's like.

[01:07:01] Oozing.

[01:07:02] I was just like.

[01:07:03] It's so nasty.

[01:07:05] It's like.

[01:07:05] Um.

[01:07:06] And not to laugh.

[01:07:07] At this woman's pain.

[01:07:08] But it was just.

[01:07:09] The cartoonishly large ass.

[01:07:10] That was just.

[01:07:11] Throwing me off.

[01:07:13] Rain is in a ton of pain.

[01:07:15] She's like.

[01:07:15] Trying to eat all the pills.

[01:07:17] Like.

[01:07:17] I just need to take the pills.

[01:07:18] I'm fine.

[01:07:19] Just don't.

[01:07:19] Don't take me to the doctor.

[01:07:20] But Kimmy has no choice.

[01:07:22] She calls the cab driver.

[01:07:24] And this black lady.

[01:07:25] Driving this cab.

[01:07:25] Was like.

[01:07:26] Oh.

[01:07:26] Girl.

[01:07:27] They gonna charge me for this.

[01:07:28] You gotta get in my car like this.

[01:07:29] I was like.

[01:07:29] Oh God.

[01:07:30] Oh God.

[01:07:32] And it gets better.

[01:07:33] They get to the emergency room.

[01:07:36] Well do you miss it?

[01:07:36] She's she got.

[01:07:37] She's like.

[01:07:37] What is this shit on my head?

[01:07:39] She looked at her.

[01:07:41] And then when she's driving.

[01:07:42] She got the stank face.

[01:07:44] Um.

[01:07:45] So they take her to the hospital.

[01:07:48] Uh.

[01:07:48] To the emergency room.

[01:07:49] And they're like.

[01:07:49] What's going on?

[01:07:50] She's like.

[01:07:50] She's unconscious.

[01:07:51] They drag her out.

[01:07:52] Put her face down on the gurney.

[01:07:53] Ass up.

[01:07:54] Just large and in charge.

[01:07:56] And every black person.

[01:07:57] In the waiting room.

[01:07:58] Meaning every person.

[01:07:59] In the waiting room.

[01:08:00] Is giving the most.

[01:08:02] Disapproving.

[01:08:03] Yeah.

[01:08:03] Look.

[01:08:03] I'm just curious disgust.

[01:08:05] At the same time.

[01:08:06] It's a lie.

[01:08:08] And so.

[01:08:09] I think Kimmy was like.

[01:08:10] What y'all looking at?

[01:08:11] She's like.

[01:08:11] Ma'am.

[01:08:12] You just wheeled that.

[01:08:14] Unconscious lady.

[01:08:15] Unconscious lady.

[01:08:15] In here.

[01:08:16] With her ass out.

[01:08:17] This again.

[01:08:18] Cartoonishly large ass out.

[01:08:20] It was cartoonishly large.

[01:08:22] I agree.

[01:08:23] I was dying laughing.

[01:08:25] Tyler Perry.

[01:08:26] People will talk about you.

[01:08:27] In a negative light.

[01:08:28] Positive light.

[01:08:28] But I will say this.

[01:08:29] I am entertained.

[01:08:30] Okay.

[01:08:30] I was not entertained by this.

[01:08:32] Okay.

[01:08:33] This was.

[01:08:33] Yeah.

[01:08:34] I needed this Mari.

[01:08:36] But this also is a level of intrigue.

[01:08:37] That we hadn't thought about.

[01:08:38] Because Kimmy.

[01:08:39] Has now been on camera.

[01:08:40] Dropping off this lady.

[01:08:41] With this.

[01:08:42] With this destroyed ass.

[01:08:43] And that could be a problem for her.

[01:08:45] Yeah.

[01:08:47] But.

[01:08:47] Not.

[01:08:48] Also.

[01:08:49] I was.

[01:08:49] I know.

[01:08:50] I was going to say.

[01:08:51] Jules was so adamant about her not going back to the hospital.

[01:08:54] He's like.

[01:08:55] Now you went in there.

[01:08:56] And now.

[01:08:57] Your face is all over these fucking cameras.

[01:08:59] And he's like.

[01:09:00] He's like.

[01:09:01] And.

[01:09:01] And.

[01:09:02] You can go to jail.

[01:09:03] And I'm just like.

[01:09:05] You better not step foot in that hospital again.

[01:09:08] I'm like.

[01:09:08] What is happening right now?

[01:09:10] Like.

[01:09:11] Why.

[01:09:12] Why are you so.

[01:09:12] Can't she go to jail?

[01:09:14] Why can't she go into the hospital to see her friend?

[01:09:17] It's a county hospital.

[01:09:18] Right.

[01:09:19] These are not.

[01:09:20] Like.

[01:09:21] Circling in the hospital.

[01:09:22] It lowkey looked like an urgent care.

[01:09:23] That they put emergency on the side.

[01:09:24] Oh.

[01:09:25] Like.

[01:09:25] It was a clinic.

[01:09:26] Let's just call it what it was.

[01:09:27] I think it was.

[01:09:28] Yeah.

[01:09:29] But Jules tells her.

[01:09:30] You can never step foot in there again.

[01:09:32] Do you understand me?

[01:09:33] And she's like.

[01:09:34] Yeah.

[01:09:34] You're right.

[01:09:34] I am dumb.

[01:09:35] And he's like.

[01:09:36] You are.

[01:09:36] And so.

[01:09:37] So she's not.

[01:09:38] But luckily.

[01:09:40] She might be able to find her way around this.

[01:09:42] Because.

[01:09:43] Mm-hmm.

[01:09:44] Kimmy has been making an acquaintance at the strip club.

[01:09:47] In walks Horace.

[01:09:49] Yes.

[01:09:50] Horace played by Rico Ross.

[01:09:54] He's in the strip club.

[01:09:55] And he's asking for the VIP treatment from Kimmy.

[01:09:57] She's in there dancing.

[01:09:58] But it does look like he's got eyes for our initial drug trafficker Angel.

[01:10:03] In the background.

[01:10:04] Who is a stripper at this club as well.

[01:10:06] He keeps making eyes.

[01:10:07] Kind of like he's looking at him.

[01:10:08] And Kimmy goes.

[01:10:09] Oh.

[01:10:09] You want me to just go.

[01:10:10] You want me to just go get him?

[01:10:11] She's like.

[01:10:12] What is this wrong with you?

[01:10:13] This new generation.

[01:10:14] You newfangled kids.

[01:10:16] And y'all thinking that.

[01:10:17] I would be looking at that man.

[01:10:18] Even though I'm at a co-ed strip club.

[01:10:20] You know.

[01:10:20] It's like.

[01:10:21] Okay.

[01:10:22] So you don't want that?

[01:10:23] No.

[01:10:23] Take me home.

[01:10:24] Like.

[01:10:24] Let me out of here.

[01:10:25] You got.

[01:10:25] And then.

[01:10:27] He comes back the next day.

[01:10:28] And he's not like.

[01:10:29] Okay.

[01:10:30] Remember when I said I didn't want that.

[01:10:31] Yeah.

[01:10:32] Over there.

[01:10:33] Could you.

[01:10:34] Could you get him?

[01:10:35] Could you get him?

[01:10:36] He's like.

[01:10:36] Okay.

[01:10:37] Cool.

[01:10:37] I did not realize that was.

[01:10:41] Like.

[01:10:42] Angel who got them into that mess.

[01:10:44] Until she went up to him.

[01:10:46] And he was like.

[01:10:46] I know I got you.

[01:10:49] Don't talk about the writing Mari.

[01:10:51] It's right there.

[01:10:52] I know.

[01:10:52] I know I got you into that mess.

[01:10:53] You did get us into that mess.

[01:10:54] Remember that plane ride?

[01:10:55] You were like.

[01:10:56] Damn.

[01:10:56] He got me.

[01:10:57] Oh.

[01:10:58] Wow.

[01:10:59] The writing.

[01:11:01] Okay.

[01:11:01] Sometimes.

[01:11:02] You don't want it to go over your head.

[01:11:03] You might.

[01:11:04] You blink too fast.

[01:11:04] You might miss it.

[01:11:06] But yes.

[01:11:07] Angel is what.

[01:11:09] Horace has eyes on.

[01:11:10] But you know.

[01:11:11] It's kind of risque.

[01:11:12] For him to be like.

[01:11:14] Looking at men at a strip club.

[01:11:15] Where men are stripping.

[01:11:16] You know.

[01:11:16] That would be.

[01:11:17] That's probably not like.

[01:11:19] The best.

[01:11:20] Yeah.

[01:11:21] Kimmy's like.

[01:11:22] All right.

[01:11:22] I want $1,500.

[01:11:24] And he's like.

[01:11:24] Ooh.

[01:11:25] I'm on a fixed income.

[01:11:27] I can get $1,200.

[01:11:29] She's like.

[01:11:30] Fine.

[01:11:31] I guess.

[01:11:31] Did you say $1,200?

[01:11:32] I thought he said $800.

[01:11:33] He said $8?

[01:11:34] Oh God.

[01:11:34] I'm trying to get credit.

[01:11:35] I think it was $8.

[01:11:36] Yeah.

[01:11:36] It was $800.

[01:11:38] She's like.

[01:11:39] Fine.

[01:11:39] I do need the money.

[01:11:40] But I also need your help.

[01:11:43] But he.

[01:11:43] She said.

[01:11:44] He'll do it for $500.

[01:11:45] And she tried to give him the $300 back.

[01:11:48] And then he had to convince her to get the $300.

[01:11:50] And then.

[01:11:51] She's like.

[01:11:52] You ain't.

[01:11:52] You ain't never see a hole with.

[01:11:53] What is.

[01:11:54] What is that?

[01:11:55] A hole with.

[01:11:55] I ain't never seen an honest whore.

[01:11:56] An honest whore.

[01:11:57] Yeah.

[01:11:58] Yeah.

[01:11:58] And she like.

[01:11:59] Ain't no hoe.

[01:12:00] You know.

[01:12:01] So she's not.

[01:12:01] She doesn't love that.

[01:12:02] But she needs his help.

[01:12:03] She said.

[01:12:04] Okay.

[01:12:05] I'll do this for you.

[01:12:07] I'm a boy.

[01:12:08] I need something for you.

[01:12:09] And I'm thinking.

[01:12:09] Yes.

[01:12:10] A sugar daddy.

[01:12:11] You need somebody to take you out of the strip club.

[01:12:12] Pay your debts off.

[01:12:13] This man can come here.

[01:12:14] Like.

[01:12:14] Get an advance or something.

[01:12:15] He's on a fixed income.

[01:12:17] You need to get on his fixed.

[01:12:17] Like.

[01:12:18] What we about to do.

[01:12:18] Let's do this.

[01:12:19] Seducing scheme.

[01:12:20] Right.

[01:12:21] And she's like.

[01:12:22] Can you go check on my friend?

[01:12:23] She in the hospital.

[01:12:24] And her booty didn't explode.

[01:12:25] Could you do that?

[01:12:27] Right.

[01:12:28] And he's like.

[01:12:29] Yeah.

[01:12:29] I can do that.

[01:12:31] That was.

[01:12:33] That was literally it.

[01:12:35] So she had the past seat.

[01:12:37] Mind you.

[01:12:37] I think these whole first two episodes took place like.

[01:12:40] In a day and a half or something like that.

[01:12:42] Maybe two days.

[01:12:44] Yeah.

[01:12:45] It's a lot.

[01:12:45] This is a lot.

[01:12:46] This is happening in two days.

[01:12:47] So.

[01:12:47] Yeah.

[01:12:47] He has agreed.

[01:12:49] Okay.

[01:12:49] For your assistance.

[01:12:50] I will.

[01:12:52] I will go and check on Rain in the hospital for you.

[01:12:55] Because you.

[01:12:55] Of course.

[01:12:56] Have been forbidden.

[01:12:57] To step foot in there.

[01:12:57] So I'll take care of it.

[01:12:59] So.

[01:12:59] They go to the hotel.

[01:13:01] Because again.

[01:13:02] He's never seen a honest horse.

[01:13:04] So he needs her around.

[01:13:05] She sits down in the car.

[01:13:06] While him and Angel do their business.

[01:13:07] And Angel comes out very quickly.

[01:13:09] He's like.

[01:13:09] All right.

[01:13:09] I'm good.

[01:13:10] Thank you.

[01:13:10] He gave me the money.

[01:13:10] Bye.

[01:13:11] And.

[01:13:13] For some reason.

[01:13:14] Horace is coughing.

[01:13:15] He's got like a.

[01:13:16] Like an illness or something like that.

[01:13:17] That no one's talked about.

[01:13:18] But that's it.

[01:13:19] He's like.

[01:13:20] Take me home.

[01:13:21] And so.

[01:13:21] Kimmy ends up driving him home.

[01:13:23] And for a man with a fixed income.

[01:13:26] Got a big ass house.

[01:13:27] Mm-hmm.

[01:13:29] A huge ass house.

[01:13:30] And I was like.

[01:13:31] Oh my God.

[01:13:33] Oh no.

[01:13:35] Horace is the father of Roy.

[01:13:37] Well I did not see that coming.

[01:13:40] I mean.

[01:13:41] I kind of saw it coming.

[01:13:41] We all saw it coming.

[01:13:43] We all saw it coming.

[01:13:43] But what I was thinking was.

[01:13:45] He was going to say.

[01:13:46] Quick.

[01:13:46] Take this private role.

[01:13:47] And I would have just fell out my chair.

[01:13:49] Like yeah.

[01:13:50] Wow.

[01:13:53] But yeah.

[01:13:54] They take.

[01:13:54] They take the role.

[01:13:55] Onto the gate.

[01:13:56] He's in this huge ass mansion as well.

[01:13:58] Horace is the father of Roy.

[01:14:00] His picture.

[01:14:01] Roy's pictures are all over the place.

[01:14:02] And now we know.

[01:14:03] And Kimmy knows.

[01:14:04] That Horace is sick.

[01:14:06] And that his.

[01:14:07] His son is Roy.

[01:14:09] But.

[01:14:10] His daughter-in-law.

[01:14:12] Is Mallory.

[01:14:12] The badass CEO.

[01:14:14] That Kimmy looks up to.

[01:14:15] And so.

[01:14:16] Now we have to see what happens next.

[01:14:18] You know.

[01:14:18] What other levels to this family drama there is.

[01:14:20] Who is the body.

[01:14:21] What happens with the body.

[01:14:22] Does Rain survive her deadly BBL interaction.

[01:14:25] With T.S. Madison.

[01:14:26] Let's find out.

[01:14:28] Plenty more to come here.

[01:14:29] As we talk about this on Recap Kickback.

[01:14:31] This is going to be a two week affair y'all.

[01:14:32] Because we got a lot to discuss.

[01:14:34] And.

[01:14:34] I reached out to the Purple Pants.

[01:14:36] Badass himself.

[01:14:37] Bryce Isaiah.

[01:14:37] To be our guest next time.

[01:14:39] Because I gotta hear what Bryce thinks about this Mari.

[01:14:42] Oh my god.

[01:14:42] Yes.

[01:14:42] This is going to be so fun.

[01:14:44] The.

[01:14:46] It gets more outrageous.

[01:14:48] That's all I got.

[01:14:48] That's all I'm about to say.

[01:14:49] It just gets more.

[01:14:50] We didn't even meet half the cast.

[01:14:52] In the first two episodes.

[01:14:54] Matter of fact.

[01:14:55] If you're on YouTube.

[01:14:56] Looking at the chart.

[01:14:56] We have met.

[01:14:58] Three.

[01:14:58] Four of the people in the top row.

[01:15:01] Two of the people.

[01:15:02] In the second row.

[01:15:03] No.

[01:15:03] Three of the people in the second row.

[01:15:05] And.

[01:15:05] Two of the people in the third row.

[01:15:07] So.

[01:15:08] There's roughly 15 people left.

[01:15:09] In this cast.

[01:15:10] That we have not discussed at all.

[01:15:12] And.

[01:15:13] I'm not going to lie to you.

[01:15:14] I'm very excited.

[01:15:15] Like I said.

[01:15:16] Is this the best thing.

[01:15:18] I've ever seen in my life.

[01:15:20] No.

[01:15:21] No.

[01:15:21] Not at all.

[01:15:22] Is this even the best Tyler Perry thing.

[01:15:24] I've ever seen in my life.

[01:15:25] No.

[01:15:25] I think House of Pain.

[01:15:26] Had some really good moments.

[01:15:28] That said.

[01:15:29] This is a.

[01:15:31] Wildly entertaining.

[01:15:32] It's very entertaining.

[01:15:34] It is shenanigans.

[01:15:35] For sure.

[01:15:36] I'm kind of in love.

[01:15:37] I'm happy.

[01:15:38] I'm so happy that we're watching this.

[01:15:39] We should play a drinking game next time.

[01:15:42] How many times are you going to say bitch.

[01:15:44] In an episode.

[01:15:44] Cold ass bitch.

[01:15:45] Cold ass bitch.

[01:15:46] Cold ass bitch.

[01:15:46] When I tell you.

[01:15:47] There's so much cussing in this.

[01:15:49] In this movie.

[01:15:50] I'm like.

[01:15:51] Good lord.

[01:15:52] Like.

[01:15:53] JJ.

[01:15:53] Go play somewhere.

[01:15:54] Because I could.

[01:15:55] I was so much.

[01:15:56] So much cussing.

[01:15:57] Cussing.

[01:15:58] And it.

[01:15:59] It just gets worse.

[01:16:01] Cussing.

[01:16:03] Correct me if I'm wrong.

[01:16:04] Did he not say.

[01:16:05] Like he had prostate cancer.

[01:16:07] In this two episodes.

[01:16:08] I don't think he told her.

[01:16:09] I don't think he told her.

[01:16:10] I could have sworn.

[01:16:11] He said he had prostate cancer.

[01:16:12] And then this nigga started coughing.

[01:16:14] I'm like.

[01:16:15] What's happened?

[01:16:16] What from your prostate?

[01:16:22] He might have said it.

[01:16:23] Honestly.

[01:16:23] He might have said it.

[01:16:24] I think he was about to.

[01:16:25] There was a lot going on.

[01:16:27] I would not be shocked.

[01:16:28] If I missed that note.

[01:16:30] But.

[01:16:31] This is fun.

[01:16:32] Mari.

[01:16:32] If nothing else.

[01:16:32] We had a good time.

[01:16:33] If nothing else.

[01:16:34] It is fun.

[01:16:35] That is true.

[01:16:36] Yeah.

[01:16:37] I can't.

[01:16:38] I cannot wait.

[01:16:39] Till you guys see the rest.

[01:16:40] I can't wait.

[01:16:40] Till I watch.

[01:16:41] The rest.

[01:16:42] And then.

[01:16:43] We definitely got to hear.

[01:16:44] What Bryce.

[01:16:44] Has to say about this.

[01:16:46] Is because.

[01:16:46] Yeah.

[01:16:47] It's good.

[01:16:50] It's good.

[01:16:51] Podcast.

[01:16:52] Content.

[01:16:53] I believe.

[01:16:54] Yeah.

[01:16:54] I think.

[01:16:54] I think next time.

[01:16:55] We might.

[01:16:55] It just.

[01:16:56] We need to just go straight into it.

[01:16:58] Oh yeah.

[01:16:59] There will.

[01:16:59] If there is any black entertainment news.

[01:17:02] For next week.

[01:17:03] It'll be because we cannot avoid it.

[01:17:04] Yeah.

[01:17:05] It'll be something massive.

[01:17:06] Because.

[01:17:07] I think next week's episode.

[01:17:08] Will be dedicated to beauty and black.

[01:17:10] The entire series.

[01:17:11] So.

[01:17:11] Don't ever say.

[01:17:12] We didn't give y'all nothing nice.

[01:17:13] Bryce Isaiah.

[01:17:14] Will probably be here to join us.

[01:17:15] I'm going to do whatever it takes.

[01:17:16] To make sure we can get that.

[01:17:17] To happen.

[01:17:18] Because.

[01:17:19] We need to hear what he has to say.

[01:17:20] About this one.

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[01:19:22] We were talking about.

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[01:19:24] Uh.

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[01:19:28] Mari.

[01:19:28] Have you seen it?

[01:19:29] Ooh.

[01:19:30] No.

[01:19:30] I saw you guys review it.

[01:19:31] And I'm like.

[01:19:32] Dang it.

[01:19:32] I gotta get to it.

[01:19:33] I wanna see it.

[01:19:34] Cause I.

[01:19:34] I think the.

[01:19:35] The preview.

[01:19:36] Looked really good.

[01:19:37] So I wanted to see it.

[01:19:38] Yeah.

[01:19:40] A lady gets hit with a paralytic.

[01:19:42] As she's being kidnapped.

[01:19:43] By a.

[01:19:43] A deranged serial killer.

[01:19:45] And she has to escape him.

[01:19:46] While her body is essentially paralyzed.

[01:19:48] Or while it's losing her.

[01:19:50] She's losing her faculties.

[01:19:51] Throughout the movie.

[01:19:52] And trying to figure out a way.

[01:19:52] To get away from this mass.

[01:19:53] You know.

[01:19:54] This killer.

[01:19:55] But.

[01:19:55] She can barely move.

[01:19:56] So.

[01:19:57] Uh.

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[01:20:44] That said.

[01:20:44] You ain't gotta go home.

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[01:20:47] We'll catch you all next week.

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