Summer House: Martha's Vineyard Season 2 Episodes 5 & 6 Recap

[00:00:00] Recap Kickback Family, it's Chapelle and I am back again to talk about another episode

[00:00:23] of Summer House Martha's Vineyard.

[00:00:25] Every other week, Sasha and I are going to be bringing you a two episode recap of Summer House Martha's Vineyard on Bravo.

[00:00:33] This is new to Recap Kickback, new for Chapelle, but obviously I'm knee deep in it.

[00:00:38] Right?

[00:00:39] I'm learning all the things to know about the Bravo universe.

[00:00:41] And I had to bring in my certified Bravo expert, my cohost from the RHAP Bravo

[00:00:49] Wrap Up podcast where we talk about Below Deck, Below Deck Down Under, Below Deck

[00:00:53] Selling Yacht, Below Deck, basically all the Below Decks except for Adventure.

[00:00:58] And so that said, joining me of course, my cohost Sasha Joseph.

[00:01:04] Sasha, what's up?

[00:01:05] Oh, so excited.

[00:01:07] What a great two episodes.

[00:01:09] I feel like this episode six specifically was made for us.

[00:01:14] So I am so excited to talk through this.

[00:01:17] Yes, me too.

[00:01:18] Again, if you were listening to this, this is our Summer House Martha's Vineyard coverage.

[00:01:23] Summer House only happens in the summer.

[00:01:24] And so we will be back next summer I'm assuming.

[00:01:27] Over only 15 days.

[00:01:28] Right.

[00:01:28] And it's only 15 days.

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[00:02:14] podcast and that you're enjoying this season of Summer House Martha's Vineyard.

[00:02:18] Especially if you're new to this show.

[00:02:19] Right.

[00:02:19] Yeah.

[00:02:20] Like you introduced me to this show, but I'm assuming everybody had been watching.

[00:02:23] I don't hear a lot of people talking about it.

[00:02:25] Yeah.

[00:02:26] I will say it came with like season one.

[00:02:30] It felt like a bang, right?

[00:02:31] Like everyone was like, Oh my God, where has the show been all my life?

[00:02:35] Right.

[00:02:35] It was giving OG Jersey Shore, right?

[00:02:38] That's the energy I was getting.

[00:02:41] And then we've talked about the season two, I think fizzled out a little bit.

[00:02:46] But listen, if we can bring that back and get people excited about Martha's Vineyard,

[00:02:52] that's all I want.

[00:02:53] That's all I want.

[00:02:54] Yeah.

[00:02:55] So some of the feedback we got was from Cubstar Mania who says that Mariah,

[00:02:59] I wouldn't even say put her hands on Bria, but in the playback, she

[00:03:03] literally did the same thing Bria did.

[00:03:04] She just pushed the clothes into her hands and didn't, like you said,

[00:03:08] Sasha, Summer actually fight Bria at the point that production came from

[00:03:12] behind the camera.

[00:03:13] So that did happen for sure.

[00:03:15] And so yeah, Bria is dramatic and we will definitely talk about Bria in these

[00:03:20] episodes, but we are definitely going to have to talk about Summer because her

[00:03:25] name being Summer and being on Summer's House, Martha's Vineyard, it fits.

[00:03:29] I mean, they're even naming the episodes with her in mind.

[00:03:32] This is the second or third time where the episode has been named after

[00:03:36] Summer because she is going through.

[00:03:39] Yeah.

[00:03:40] Well, she ain't going through a lot Sasha.

[00:03:41] There's got to be like, we really got to get to the bottom of this.

[00:03:43] She needs to go see the...

[00:03:44] Yeah.

[00:03:45] Yeah, many ladies, unfortunately, I think are needed to fix this mess.

[00:03:50] And not only that, it's just I will say Alex was on Watch What Happens Live

[00:03:55] and we'll talk through this.

[00:03:56] I have so many feelings about that too.

[00:03:58] But and if you don't know what Watch What Happens Live is,

[00:04:01] Andy Cohen every night hosts a like a talk show basically, but it's live.

[00:04:07] Anyway, what I have to say is Alex's whole segment was about Summer.

[00:04:13] Mm.

[00:04:14] Okay.

[00:04:14] Yeah.

[00:04:15] Well, go ahead and let us in.

[00:04:16] Tell us more.

[00:04:17] What happened?

[00:04:18] Ooh, are we...

[00:04:19] Ooh, okay.

[00:04:19] Let's do it.

[00:04:20] I mean, we can, yeah, let's get into it.

[00:04:21] Okay, okay.

[00:04:22] Let's get into it.

[00:04:23] This is new information.

[00:04:24] Yeah.

[00:04:24] Yeah.

[00:04:24] Yeah.

[00:04:25] So Candy and Alex, Candy, formerly from Real Housewives of Atlanta, but you

[00:04:30] know Candy was on worldwide baby is on with Alex.

[00:04:38] But when I tell you Alex brought the drama and here's the thing,

[00:04:42] again, before I start, this was a master class in F boy.

[00:04:48] Okay.

[00:04:48] The girls just stay away that like there is no beating.

[00:04:52] This is about the final.

[00:04:54] Like big boss.

[00:04:55] Yeah.

[00:04:55] The browser.

[00:04:56] Yes.

[00:04:56] Yeah.

[00:04:57] This is it.

[00:04:58] Stay away.

[00:04:59] I'm just, that's my PSA and here's why.

[00:05:03] So of course, like they asked him like, Hey, what's your reaction to

[00:05:06] this Bree and Summer fight?

[00:05:08] And he's like, it's not, I'm not surprised.

[00:05:10] Summer's been going through a hard time and you know, he agreed to me or

[00:05:13] should have probably whatever.

[00:05:15] Uh, and he did that.

[00:05:15] He was like, uh, Phil is full of shit.

[00:05:18] No pun intended.

[00:05:20] But then there's a segment called Ken Alex take the summer heat.

[00:05:26] Hmm.

[00:05:27] And Andy quotes what summer said, of course in the hot tub, which I

[00:05:33] will not repeat, I will not.

[00:05:36] Um, and candy was like, like visibly shocked.

[00:05:40] Like she gasped out loud when Andy said it and he was like, wasn't me.

[00:05:44] That's what happened.

[00:05:45] It's verbatim.

[00:05:46] So of course he asked, Hey, were your hangouts, you know, before the show

[00:05:51] romantic or friends with benefits because summer was, you know, leading

[00:05:55] us, blah, blah, blah.

[00:05:56] And the last time summer was on, he was citing a lot of like, you

[00:05:59] know, Hey, last time summer was on, she said this.

[00:06:01] So anyway, of course he said friends with benefits.

[00:06:05] Then he said, how would you, Andy asked, how would you rate yourself as a

[00:06:08] lover since the last time summer was on watch what happens life?

[00:06:13] She said, well, only one of us orgasmed and it wasn't me.

[00:06:17] Hmm.

[00:06:18] And Alex said F boy masterclass.

[00:06:23] Like I said, I'm an amazing lover, but you got to earn the love.

[00:06:27] Oh, I don't give love to everybody.

[00:06:30] Okay.

[00:06:31] That that wasn't love.

[00:06:33] Exactly what that is.

[00:06:34] Whoa.

[00:06:35] Yeah.

[00:06:38] Right?

[00:06:39] Like I was just like, Oh my God.

[00:06:43] And candy, like I said, candy's reactions very similar to ours.

[00:06:47] And Andy was loving it, eating it up.

[00:06:50] Then he goes, did you, okay.

[00:06:51] Then summer again, when she was on watch what happens life said like,

[00:06:55] maybe Alex, I think had the L word bubbling up over.

[00:07:00] When I tell you this man laughed out loud, like he was not, he didn't even answer.

[00:07:05] I like all he could muster was no, cause he was laughing.

[00:07:11] Summer my sweet summer child come closer.

[00:07:14] Come on summer.

[00:07:14] Come on.

[00:07:15] We me and Sasha y'all, if you're new to our coverage of a Bravo shows,

[00:07:20] right?

[00:07:20] Well we have to do this.

[00:07:21] It's just a propelling Sasha staple, but to bring in these people,

[00:07:25] these people who are the F girls, the F boys, all the people in their

[00:07:29] orbit and we have to talk to them and let them know when they're in

[00:07:31] over their head and when they need to stand up for themselves or just

[00:07:34] stand up in general summer.

[00:07:35] Come here, listen to me.

[00:07:37] This is not what you want.

[00:07:38] You don't want these problems.

[00:07:39] Sasha.

[00:07:40] She went, she looked, she watched what, what happened live.

[00:07:42] She vetted it.

[00:07:43] This is not for you.

[00:07:45] Everything you can, you say can and will be used against you.

[00:07:48] Okay.

[00:07:49] So stop it.

[00:07:49] Stop bringing up what Alex thinks.

[00:07:51] Well, you don't know this man no more.

[00:07:53] Move on, move on.

[00:07:54] Stop talking about it.

[00:07:55] Cause he got you in a blender.

[00:07:56] Cause everything he just did on watch what happened live would have any

[00:07:59] sane person ready to burn down his house.

[00:08:01] And so just like step away from that.

[00:08:03] Move away from it, move on.

[00:08:05] We don't have to live like this.

[00:08:07] And to Alex, do your thing baby.

[00:08:12] Look, what do you want me to say?

[00:08:14] He's doing it.

[00:08:14] No, that's what I can't, I can't.

[00:08:16] It's I as again, like I will always try to like be like, this is how

[00:08:22] you get him know this is it final boss stay away from this man.

[00:08:27] And the thing is again, the girls that know, no, he was wearing, um, you

[00:08:32] know, to the naked eye red and white.

[00:08:35] But we know it was crimson and creep.

[00:08:42] That capital witchcraft.

[00:08:45] I was like, I'm telling you, it's just like he put his armor on

[00:08:47] and he went to battle.

[00:08:49] Don't get caught in these blenders.

[00:08:51] Yeah.

[00:08:53] Leave him alone.

[00:08:55] It just gets better as in like it just kept getting worse.

[00:08:59] And I know there's a line you're going to use.

[00:09:01] So I just, that was going to be my final nail in this.

[00:09:04] I'm definitely holding onto that.

[00:09:06] Everybody needs to earn the love.

[00:09:08] Like I put that with it right here.

[00:09:10] We know that for you.

[00:09:10] Yes.

[00:09:11] Yeah.

[00:09:16] So then, you know, it's like, okay, did some are taking that picture of you,

[00:09:20] right?

[00:09:21] Which was a big point in the show or at least episode one.

[00:09:26] You know, was that a red flag?

[00:09:27] He goes, that was just the first red flag.

[00:09:30] So everyone's like, Oh my God, tell us more.

[00:09:32] Tell us more.

[00:09:33] He's like, well, I think we might run out of time.

[00:09:37] Well, while we have time with it, you know, come on, come on, give it.

[00:09:41] Yeah, literally your Andy Cohen.

[00:09:43] So Andy's like, no, okay.

[00:09:44] Give me like the headline.

[00:09:45] He goes at a housewarming ceremony.

[00:09:48] She introduced herself to the real estate agent as autumn.

[00:09:54] Oh, so Andy was like, so by.

[00:09:57] A different name.

[00:09:59] And he's like, yes, correct.

[00:10:01] And candy goes scammer.

[00:10:07] I mean, unless she had a reason, right?

[00:10:10] Cause we know girls will give fake names out, you know, dudes do it too.

[00:10:14] You know, you out party in or whatever.

[00:10:17] You don't want your shenanigans to be attached.

[00:10:20] You're not yourself that night and that's okay.

[00:10:22] We support that kind of behavior, but at a house warming,

[00:10:26] I, the thing is he came locked and loaded.

[00:10:31] You see what I'm saying?

[00:10:33] Like it could have been totally innocent.

[00:10:35] It could have been like this person is a stalker, right?

[00:10:37] Like we don't know, but the way he's telling it, it's curtains.

[00:10:42] Yeah.

[00:10:42] But see, that's the thing.

[00:10:43] She started it a lot of times.

[00:10:47] A lot of times with Alex, he is being left alone.

[00:10:49] He is minding his own business.

[00:10:50] Literally on the show.

[00:10:52] Yeah.

[00:10:52] And then someone is like, Alex, what do you think about such a such?

[00:10:55] And he's like, I don't know.

[00:10:57] And then Alex and they start to pry and then all of the stuff starts coming out.

[00:11:01] Cause that's how we found out about, uh, about the stalker situation with

[00:11:05] Janiece.

[00:11:05] That's how, you know, it was Alex who had the information, but also Alex

[00:11:09] who was not prepared to release the information because he's like,

[00:11:12] I'm not really into that.

[00:11:14] It is.

[00:11:15] It really is.

[00:11:15] It's like, bro, don't come to me with bullshit because I mean,

[00:11:18] knowing the stuff, I just don't want to be involved in that kind of

[00:11:21] stuff.

[00:11:21] Screenshots, timeline proof.

[00:11:23] Yeah.

[00:11:24] And I definitely am like, I'm the type to like, I have the timeline.

[00:11:26] Like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[00:11:28] This happened.

[00:11:28] But again, you started it.

[00:11:30] Why are you bringing me up and watch what happens?

[00:11:31] Like you should have said no comment and moved on.

[00:11:34] And that would have been easy.

[00:11:34] I'd have came on here saying thing, saying courtesy, but you want

[00:11:37] to start talking about the L word and stuff like that.

[00:11:39] I will teach you about the L word real quick.

[00:11:40] I was like, Ooh, this is tough, man.

[00:11:44] I mean, again, snaps for my boy.

[00:11:46] He did it.

[00:11:47] I can't, I can't even fight it.

[00:11:48] We lost girls.

[00:11:50] We lost the girls down.

[00:11:51] It is okay.

[00:11:52] City girls are buried at this point.

[00:11:55] It's okay because the one thing Sasha and I have learned is that

[00:11:57] the pendulum will swing.

[00:11:59] Okay.

[00:11:59] It'll come back in the other direction.

[00:12:00] Dylan will try to kiss someone else again on Belinda.

[00:12:03] Right.

[00:12:03] There are plenty of dry roll shows where it is just the

[00:12:06] opposite and we will have plenty of time to talk about that.

[00:12:09] Yeah, we lost girls.

[00:12:11] We have completely lost.

[00:12:12] Then he goes, Oh, you know, but like, is the photo really

[00:12:15] the main reason why you fizzled out?

[00:12:16] Right?

[00:12:16] Like Andy's really trying.

[00:12:17] He goes, no, it was just an early sign.

[00:12:20] Everyone listen, write this down.

[00:12:23] That expectations were different.

[00:12:25] It seems like I wanted one thing, but she wanted everyone

[00:12:30] else to know that we were a thing.

[00:12:35] Well, somebody start the counter for how many times she says he was inside me.

[00:12:40] You know, literally I should have just had that playing every time.

[00:12:44] I didn't know come multiple.

[00:12:47] Yeah.

[00:12:47] Well, you shouldn't have done that because it wasn't

[00:12:49] happening for you apparently.

[00:12:50] Right?

[00:12:52] What are we doing?

[00:12:54] Right.

[00:12:54] We're letting anyone finish and you're not fit.

[00:12:57] First of all, you name and shame and then you finish in front of it.

[00:13:02] Don't piss me off now, please.

[00:13:04] Listen, thank you for the watch.

[00:13:06] What happened?

[00:13:07] Yeah, but we're recording this later.

[00:13:09] Yeah, it's very late.

[00:13:11] Uh, but yeah, this was the watch what happens live corner of the podcast.

[00:13:14] Thank you so much, Sasha for our last thing.

[00:13:17] Sorry.

[00:13:18] Of course.

[00:13:18] Go ahead.

[00:13:19] Sorry.

[00:13:19] There there is more.

[00:13:20] He did call her crazy ex-girlfriend after, um, she said, Hey, you.

[00:13:26] Summer called your hookup a five.

[00:13:29] He said that's rich considering before she, the day before she came on

[00:13:33] watch what happens live, she was leaving me voice.

[00:13:35] Now it's like a crazy ex-girlfriend kept going, kept going more and more

[00:13:41] Alex will you settle down?

[00:13:46] I don't want to settle down.

[00:13:49] Why would we even say the word settle?

[00:13:51] I want to fall in love.

[00:13:53] That's why the EP that I'm promoting is about is my deepest expression of

[00:14:01] how I want to fall in love.

[00:14:04] That man said, get my, my album is dropping.

[00:14:06] Get it checked.

[00:14:07] Get the check my sound cloud link, baby.

[00:14:09] If you want more information, you know where to find it.

[00:14:12] Drop them coins.

[00:14:17] Nah, that's perfect.

[00:14:18] That man said, okay, you want to do a tour?

[00:14:19] Oh, let's talk.

[00:14:20] Because I'm a drop an album.

[00:14:23] I'm gonna have people come into the concerts.

[00:14:27] This song is for you.

[00:14:28] You went Todd, like networking.

[00:14:31] Yeah.

[00:14:32] Alex working with Katie is a great, is a great idea because, uh, you know,

[00:14:37] uh, say what you want about candy singing, you know, some people don't

[00:14:39] love it, some people do, but, uh, she can write some songs.

[00:14:42] Okay.

[00:14:43] Like the hits got her name on it.

[00:14:44] So she's a, was promoting the whiz.

[00:14:47] So that's why it's like, he's trying to get, he is trying to be

[00:14:51] booked and busy like candy.

[00:14:52] Anyway, there was a lot more stuff, but this was like, unfortunately,

[00:14:56] I know it was long, but the highlights.

[00:14:57] No, we needed to talk about it.

[00:15:00] Okay.

[00:15:00] So the, uh, and we will touch on a lot of that during this recap.

[00:15:04] So let's just take it day by day.

[00:15:07] They six of the first episode.

[00:15:09] So they six, um, we get the Jasmine storyline, Jasmine storyline

[00:15:13] is, is, uh, it's kind of like tragic as it is right now because she's,

[00:15:17] she's going through right now.

[00:15:18] It's very short and sweet, right?

[00:15:19] She has a baby on the way Silas won't be able to be there for the

[00:15:22] birth of the baby.

[00:15:23] And in fact, they might increase his deployment to where he doesn't

[00:15:26] get to stay once the baby is born anyway, he might have to go back.

[00:15:29] So she's going through.

[00:15:30] And at the end of last episode, we saw that finally bubble up, but

[00:15:34] the funniest part about the Jasmine, uh, like new Jasmine baby, which

[00:15:37] we know is here and healthy, um, is that everyone knew that she was pregnant

[00:15:42] except Amir everybody else seemed to picked up on this such that

[00:15:45] there's no world where I miss this.

[00:15:46] There's no world.

[00:15:48] I really think is Amir, I think is very involved with his relationship.

[00:15:53] So he's, you know, trying to stay away from the girls and that equals

[00:15:56] the married and pregnant ones.

[00:15:58] Right.

[00:15:59] Uh, because everybody caught on, you know, like mocktails.

[00:16:03] That's a red flag.

[00:16:04] Um, first of all, Silas when she is the craziest without him.

[00:16:09] She's like, she ain't got Silas around and she's not drinking.

[00:16:12] Stop it.

[00:16:12] Shenanigans.

[00:16:13] Um, also, I mean, Nick picks up on all the signs.

[00:16:16] He's like, no scene at a mile away.

[00:16:18] Uh, everybody sees it.

[00:16:20] Worst kept secret in the house is that the girl is pregnant.

[00:16:23] Um, but like, like we said, Amir, he don't quite get it.

[00:16:26] Um, but, but did you notice the dress?

[00:16:30] Do you know what dress that is?

[00:16:32] Uh, yeah.

[00:16:34] So listen, this for my, my th the dress that she announced her pregnancy

[00:16:39] in is the 13 going on 30 like dress.

[00:16:42] Like that's that famous, like Jenna's dress.

[00:16:46] So I just needed to call it out.

[00:16:48] That's all.

[00:16:49] No, it's funny too, because she, yeah, she, um, she had a lot of moments

[00:16:55] too when it comes to like the reveal, right?

[00:16:56] Like, so she has like the blue, uh, the blue candles and stuff like that.

[00:17:01] She's trying to hint that there's not only is she pregnant, but it is a boy

[00:17:04] and she does, they have a nice, like welcome back for the baby.

[00:17:09] Cause they finally acknowledged that there's another member of the

[00:17:11] party at the, at the dinner.

[00:17:12] But, um, as far as Jasmine is concerned, she does acknowledge that she's

[00:17:19] contributed to a lot of the toxic situation when it comes to Shanice

[00:17:23] and Alex, because again, uh, I'm sorry.

[00:17:26] Yeah.

[00:17:26] Alex was not going to say anything at all.

[00:17:29] He wasn't, they kept bringing it up.

[00:17:31] Alex kept deflecting.

[00:17:32] And then you see Jasmine kind of being like, well, Alex, what is that about?

[00:17:35] You know?

[00:17:35] And so then, yeah, we see her and Shanice kind of have to hug it out

[00:17:39] in a way.

[00:17:40] Cause she's like, I spent a bunch of money on a lawyer.

[00:17:42] Like my life is in shambles and you kind of facilitated it for your little TV

[00:17:46] show.

[00:17:47] So we don't get a ton from Jasmine in these episodes, but I do, I like that

[00:17:51] she's kind of like on the trajectory to be in everybody's good graces again.

[00:17:55] Yeah.

[00:17:56] Here's the thing.

[00:17:57] Is she on everybody's good graces or have they just left her behind?

[00:18:01] Yeah.

[00:18:01] They're like, she's pregnant.

[00:18:02] We're not, we're not.

[00:18:03] Yeah.

[00:18:04] That's what I have started to feel, especially in the next episode, right?

[00:18:08] Where there's drama here, drama there, this happening, that happening.

[00:18:12] And Jasmine is just every shot is her just hanging out, vibing.

[00:18:16] Which I mean is good because it's like enjoy your summer, right?

[00:18:19] And you're pregnant.

[00:18:19] You don't need any stress, but at the same time, yeah, it feels kind of

[00:18:22] different than what we known for because we know them all to be

[00:18:26] engulfed in everybody's mess.

[00:18:27] And so for Jasmine just to be like, la la la la la, kind of on her own.

[00:18:31] It does feel like they maybe have not welcomed her back into whatever

[00:18:34] foes she was in.

[00:18:35] I mean, we'd never see her in Jordan top at all.

[00:18:37] Yeah.

[00:18:38] We know that ancient is Dunzo.

[00:18:40] Um, the other big player in these two episodes is Bria who I've been, you

[00:18:46] know, very protective over in the past because I was like, I definitely saw

[00:18:48] her side of the story a lot of times in season one this season, this

[00:18:51] season, she started off like, it's not on the great foot with me, you

[00:18:56] know, like I was like, Bria, come on, man, like everything doesn't

[00:18:59] have to be a blow up.

[00:19:00] It doesn't have to be all like so huge of a deal.

[00:19:04] Um, but she's still on the Phil and Mariah thing.

[00:19:06] She's telling Preston, if I did what you did or if I did to you, what

[00:19:11] Mariah did to me or whatever, as well, or Phil or whatever, then I would,

[00:19:15] I would not expect you to still be friends with that person.

[00:19:17] And yet here Preston is saying, I'm good with Phil and Mariah coming back.

[00:19:21] You know, Phil, Preston eventually does have to have that

[00:19:24] conversation to get there, but Bria has no interest in being

[00:19:28] friends with Mariah at first.

[00:19:29] So she's just kind of like thrown off as to why someone

[00:19:32] could disrespect her like that.

[00:19:33] But none of her friends really have her back.

[00:19:36] Yeah, it's just hypocrisy on hypocrisy.

[00:19:38] That's what it feels like with Bria where again, even when they come back

[00:19:42] right in the neck, they're actually there.

[00:19:45] She's still, I feel like struggling and like not really giving good,

[00:19:51] cool, she's a little bit cold to Mariah, I feel compared to how I think

[00:19:54] there's a lot of expectations on how everyone should act with Phil.

[00:19:58] So that that's where actually I get caught up and tripped up.

[00:20:01] And at the end of the day, Preston isn't the number one person that

[00:20:04] had the issue with Alex, but maybe they just forgot Alex because he's

[00:20:08] just like meditating somewhere.

[00:20:10] Or shoot or Nick, you know, Nick who had a Nick issue with Phil,

[00:20:14] you know, but they're trying to make sure Preston was okay with it

[00:20:17] because I think Preston was the one who was more willing to put his

[00:20:20] foot down, I guess, and say like, absolutely not.

[00:20:22] But Preston and Bria's friendship is so weird to me because they

[00:20:27] clearly have bonded since the last summer when they got close and their

[00:20:30] closeness includes knockout drag out fights where they're just yelling

[00:20:34] at each other and saying horrible things about each other.

[00:20:36] You're a brat, you're a drama queen, blah, blah, blah.

[00:20:39] To the point where I really feel like they shouldn't drink and have

[00:20:42] these conversations, I should, because a lot of this stuff is getting

[00:20:45] lost in translation when it comes to Bria and later on we'll see with

[00:20:48] Summer where once they start drinking, it's like the world is against them.

[00:20:52] You know, at some point she's like, yeah, call me a ho if you want to.

[00:20:56] And Nick's like, I didn't call you a ho.

[00:20:58] She's like, I heard you call me a ho.

[00:20:59] I was like, I did not actually call you a ho.

[00:21:01] He said sweet dreams or something.

[00:21:03] Yeah.

[00:21:04] Right.

[00:21:04] He's like, yeah, he said sweet dreams or something.

[00:21:07] She's like, you call me a drag queen ho or something.

[00:21:09] Yeah.

[00:21:10] What's happening?

[00:21:11] So yeah, I just really wish that they would stop drinking because by

[00:21:14] the end of this all of this episode, it ends with Bria looking at Nick

[00:21:20] and Alex and all these other people that are like, so have you ever

[00:21:23] heard of an emotional support sleeper?

[00:21:25] Like, do you want to do that with me?

[00:21:27] And Sasha, she doesn't see any issue with this.

[00:21:30] I know you see an issue with this.

[00:21:31] She's just saying it out loud.

[00:21:32] You see what I'm saying?

[00:21:33] Like some things you just have to keep inside your mind and write it in your diary.

[00:21:39] If you're single, fine.

[00:21:40] I think you can say it, but I just know like, why would you share a bed with

[00:21:50] another person?

[00:21:53] Because what?

[00:21:54] Like it was not computing for me.

[00:21:55] I was like, what do you mean?

[00:21:57] Comfort sleeper?

[00:21:58] Like that's weird because, and there are people that come and cuddle you

[00:22:02] that very much is, I think my own personal nightmare to be cuddled.

[00:22:07] Please don't grab me.

[00:22:09] Why?

[00:22:09] What's the reason?

[00:22:10] Just sleep on your...

[00:22:11] No, but I know that like folks need that, but get a weighted blanket,

[00:22:16] get the boyfriend pillow, you know, and then go and live with Simon as

[00:22:21] necessary because Lord knows apparently you're fighting because you don't

[00:22:24] cook and clean for him.

[00:22:27] Yeah.

[00:22:28] Simon's anxiety goes through the roof when she's not around to be the

[00:22:31] homemaker.

[00:22:31] And so she's his emotional support sleeper and hers is Milo.

[00:22:36] So I guess they can't go anywhere without me.

[00:22:40] Milo is destroying the house.

[00:22:41] And when I got more, I got worse for Milo too.

[00:22:44] But yeah, this is weird.

[00:22:45] Why is it weird?

[00:22:46] Because Bria doesn't see an issue with it at all.

[00:22:48] And so Nick says, hmm, okay.

[00:22:51] Imagine Simon opening the door and you open the door and he's like, Oh,

[00:22:55] this is this woman here.

[00:22:56] She's just my emotional sleep support.

[00:22:59] How would you feel?

[00:22:59] And I think at that point Bria finally went, Oh, okay.

[00:23:02] I get it because it's just a wild thing to be talking about, but she does

[00:23:07] make it through the night.

[00:23:08] She doesn't need the emotional support.

[00:23:10] And so by day seven, they're kind of reeling from that night before

[00:23:13] there's apologies being made per usual, Preston and Bria makeup.

[00:23:17] But Shanice is actually who I want to focus on here because she's not

[00:23:23] still mad at Alex, but it's still awkward.

[00:23:25] And she does apologize for saying that she hates him because she

[00:23:28] doesn't hate him.

[00:23:29] He just kind of was the catalyst for her ending up in a lot of drama.

[00:23:33] And I'm sure she's hated him for a long time because of that.

[00:23:35] Um, but in this episode they go play basketball and we find out

[00:23:39] that Shanice was a college Hooper.

[00:23:41] She's just a bit rusty and she does twist her ankle or something.

[00:23:45] So she's down for the count.

[00:23:46] The rest of the two episodes, like she's legit crawling across the

[00:23:49] floor for the majority of these episodes.

[00:23:52] Can we just laugh one second?

[00:23:54] I, because I feel like this is a sign of aging is that you go to go

[00:23:59] play basketball and then you come back and you're in crunches.

[00:24:02] You're like, what happened?

[00:24:03] Yeah.

[00:24:03] Kale as old as time.

[00:24:05] I did something that I'm used to doing.

[00:24:06] I haven't done it in 10 years, but it's like riding a bike, right?

[00:24:09] And then you're like, oh my God, bikes didn't hurt like this last time.

[00:24:12] It happened to my husband and I was like, this is embarrassed.

[00:24:15] Like you just tap out.

[00:24:16] We don't play basketball anymore.

[00:24:18] But there's some things that are not for you anymore.

[00:24:20] You know what I'm saying?

[00:24:21] Like I look, I have to acknowledge.

[00:24:23] I like your boys getting old.

[00:24:24] And so I'm like, Hey, look, I used to, could do it.

[00:24:27] No, even some dance moves.

[00:24:29] I'd be like, you know, don't can't can't do that one no more.

[00:24:31] You know, like that or you got to stretch first before you do that stuff.

[00:24:35] Like, you know, you can take some maintenance back when she was in college.

[00:24:38] She was probably working out every day.

[00:24:41] All that kind of stuff.

[00:24:41] It's been a while, you know, just being naked, naked, slip and slide

[00:24:44] is not going to keep you, you know, in an athletic shape

[00:24:47] to go and play basketball randomly.

[00:24:50] I mean, she had a dish and these like she's eating chicken wings

[00:24:53] at two in the morning and still has that body.

[00:24:56] Right.

[00:24:57] It's a chicken wings in bed.

[00:24:59] Yeah.

[00:25:00] And she gets to see all the drama because Shanice, from the moment

[00:25:04] she goes down, she's just like in the bed with her crutches.

[00:25:08] She's kind of out of the way.

[00:25:09] Yeah.

[00:25:09] All the drama is surrounding her.

[00:25:11] She's on the edge of her seat the entire time.

[00:25:12] I'm loving Shanice in these episodes.

[00:25:14] I know.

[00:25:14] And the thing is she's not part of it.

[00:25:17] She's just like, how do I minimize myself?

[00:25:20] But I still want to watch it all go down.

[00:25:23] Yeah.

[00:25:24] I love it.

[00:25:25] Perfect spot for anybody.

[00:25:27] Jasmine and Bria talk a little bit more.

[00:25:29] She does tell her like, hey, Mariah is going to show up.

[00:25:31] She won't be staying here.

[00:25:33] And that's the best that she can really do for them right now.

[00:25:35] She's like, I'm trying my best y'all.

[00:25:37] So when we get through the basketball game, we get our night at the club

[00:25:41] and the club will not let Bria and Milo in.

[00:25:46] Sasha, this is two seasons.

[00:25:48] I don't think I've ever seen Milo at the club.

[00:25:50] So why now?

[00:25:51] And I think it's the same club because I-

[00:25:53] It's the same one.

[00:25:54] I've been there.

[00:25:56] So I'm just confusion as to what has changed.

[00:26:00] Well, she hasn't brought the dog in.

[00:26:02] So I don't know why she needs the dog tonight.

[00:26:05] And it's weird.

[00:26:06] Why are you doing that to that poor animal?

[00:26:09] Can you imagine that loud music?

[00:26:11] It's her emotional support animal, Sasha.

[00:26:15] First of all, what is that so emotionally supporting?

[00:26:19] Trap music.

[00:26:21] The twerk animal.

[00:26:22] Twerk support dog.

[00:26:24] I'm like, do you have special headphones for that poor baby?

[00:26:29] That is a horror to do that.

[00:26:31] And that dog is like one pound.

[00:26:33] But that dog has seen it all.

[00:26:36] No, Milo's seen it all.

[00:26:37] Sasha, she started name dropping places that Milo has been like.

[00:26:39] She's kind of like you worldwide.

[00:26:42] No, Milo is worldwide.

[00:26:45] Sounding like Nick in the next episode.

[00:26:48] Right.

[00:26:48] Nick and Milo.

[00:26:50] I've been here, I've been here, I've been here.

[00:26:52] That's Milo talking to us.

[00:26:54] Such a humble brag.

[00:26:56] But yeah, so very weird for me to see Bria like that.

[00:27:00] Come on, like, why are you taking the dog?

[00:27:01] You've never taken the dog before.

[00:27:04] Let's see back at the house, Shanice and Noel are still there.

[00:27:08] They never leave.

[00:27:09] Alex walks in and sees Noel with the mask on.

[00:27:11] That's fun. She's doing her like her treatment.

[00:27:14] Yeah. Do you do those masks?

[00:27:16] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:27:17] Well, not the red light there.

[00:27:19] I need to get into it.

[00:27:20] It's just such an investment.

[00:27:22] Oh, yeah.

[00:27:23] Like, yeah, like five hundred dollars.

[00:27:25] Oh, no, absolutely not.

[00:27:26] Yeah. No.

[00:27:28] And people give me like, oh, there's cheaper ones.

[00:27:30] Fine. But like, you know, if you don't do it.

[00:27:33] Yeah. Right.

[00:27:35] You remember to buy one. Let's buy one.

[00:27:39] Exactly. Investing yourself, you know.

[00:27:41] Yeah. I can just get like a whatever.

[00:27:44] If everyone should do self care and especially facial care,

[00:27:47] now that we're getting older, but just go get a massage or a facial.

[00:27:52] Yeah, I got a massage last week and it was like the best day of my life.

[00:27:56] Me too.

[00:27:57] Yeah. Look, it's time.

[00:27:58] Yeah, it's time. We need if you're listening to this,

[00:28:01] if the peanut galley has made it over here, just just know it's time.

[00:28:04] Go get you a massage.

[00:28:05] But the guy lady grabbed my neck like that and I was like,

[00:28:08] I think I'm going to die. I like it.

[00:28:10] Right. I definitely told them, like, I'm like, I was like tearing up

[00:28:12] and then like also dying and was like, but step on me, you know, like,

[00:28:15] crush me. Walk on my back, please.

[00:28:18] And then burn me with a cigarette. You know, it hurts so good.

[00:28:21] So moving on day eight, they wake up.

[00:28:25] Everybody's making breakfast. Nick is trying to do the dishes.

[00:28:28] Sasha, the dishes situation, the kitchen situation,

[00:28:31] they don't really talk about it.

[00:28:33] There's a lot of people in that house and that kitchen is always filthy.

[00:28:35] Like I have I would never be in that kitchen ever.

[00:28:37] Why is there not one chore chart?

[00:28:40] Right. Like, I guess they assume everybody will clean up after themselves.

[00:28:44] It's very clear. That's not the case.

[00:28:46] Has no one heard of it?

[00:28:48] It's not bystander effect where if you see something happening,

[00:28:53] you're just going to assume someone else got it.

[00:28:55] Somebody else is.

[00:28:56] Yeah, somebody else will handle that.

[00:28:58] So I don't have to handle it.

[00:28:59] And usually it's more like emergency situations.

[00:29:02] That's why usually like you have to point at someone and be like, you,

[00:29:04] you call 911 because bystander effect is like someone else is going to call it.

[00:29:10] It's fine.

[00:29:11] No, that's yeah.

[00:29:12] Yeah, I forgot that it was called that because you definitely don't want to hit

[00:29:14] like somebody somebody do something.

[00:29:16] It's like, yeah, somebody do something.

[00:29:19] You you're somebody. Yes.

[00:29:21] So that's what I feel like happens where it's like someone got it.

[00:29:24] I did it seven days ago, you know, whatever the math is, blah, blah, blah.

[00:29:28] You know, gymnastics that people do in their mind

[00:29:30] to get out of the worst chore of our dishes.

[00:29:33] So I had this so much.

[00:29:35] But I like I'll do dishes if I never have to do laundry again.

[00:29:38] Like, I don't ever want to touch an iron.

[00:29:40] No, I will happily do laundry dishes.

[00:29:43] Could never be me.

[00:29:45] I'm sure they have a dishwasher in that house.

[00:29:47] Put that stuff in there.

[00:29:49] You know, a lot of when you're cooking for a lot of people,

[00:29:52] you can't put the big things in the dishwasher.

[00:29:54] Yeah. Eventually somebody go out to put their hand in that sink and wash it.

[00:29:56] And that's just.

[00:29:58] I'm good. Look at your face.

[00:30:02] Like I'm thinking like even the gloves wouldn't.

[00:30:04] I can't I can't. There's no way.

[00:30:06] Yeah, no, my mama raised me old school.

[00:30:08] We had a dishwasher in our house the entire time and I never knew what it did.

[00:30:12] So I learned how to use a dishwasher when I was 20.

[00:30:14] Yes, my mom calls me the dishwasher.

[00:30:16] So when I go home to her, she's like, oh, my God, my dishwasher is home.

[00:30:19] No, that's the thing that you don't.

[00:30:21] The machine that you bought and then it just sits here and doesn't

[00:30:24] and doesn't do anything but collect dust.

[00:30:27] Yeah. So my pants and pants.

[00:30:30] Yeah. Look, you hide stuff.

[00:30:31] Yeah. Yeah. I love it.

[00:30:33] And the oven, it's like, OK, just like get more freaking space.

[00:30:37] Yeah, they won't.

[00:30:39] They'll never learn. But look, I'm not doing the dishes.

[00:30:41] I'm sorry. I saw that.

[00:30:41] I thought that the way the kitchen was set up and I was like, nope, I'm good.

[00:30:44] We'll be eating out catered.

[00:30:47] Yeah, I will be cleaning the house before I'll do the dishes.

[00:30:51] Yeah, 100 percent.

[00:30:51] Just make me the maid at that point.

[00:30:53] But I'm not washing the dishes.

[00:30:55] And I'm not and I'm not touching an iron anyway.

[00:30:58] So today is Amir's day to

[00:31:01] entertain everybody.

[00:31:02] And he wants to give them a good old fashioned Texas rodeo.

[00:31:06] They talk about how rodeo

[00:31:06] are like carnivals here in Texas and very much so.

[00:31:09] I mean, like it's like most rodeos that I have been to

[00:31:12] have a carnival attached to it because they'll give you like

[00:31:15] carnivals without rodeo.

[00:31:17] Right. It's like they just kind of have to go hand in hand.

[00:31:20] You go to the rodeo and you go out and do the rides, stuff like that.

[00:31:23] And so we will see that, you know, he has a whole little setup

[00:31:27] for the Vineyard 10 is what they're calling themselves as they go

[00:31:30] to the horse stable.

[00:31:32] So horseback riding, it goes well for some people.

[00:31:36] Some people are not familiar with this.

[00:31:38] Jordan sounds like she's been horseback riding a lot.

[00:31:42] Like she's like, yeah, like I do a quick like equestria.

[00:31:45] She was talking about she's done

[00:31:47] like English riding before, but she never done Western riding.

[00:31:51] I was like, OK, Jordan, I didn't realize she was so like so worldly.

[00:31:55] Like I knew that she'd probably like been around and seen some stuff.

[00:31:58] But just to throw out equestria and like that, I was like, OK, you got money.

[00:32:02] Yeah. And it's just give us more.

[00:32:06] Right. It felt like, OK, we went we did a little and we went right.

[00:32:13] Get a mirror was not a mirroring in the right way, because if it's your day

[00:32:18] and I feel like if you're going to do a rodeo, why aren't we doing a rodeo?

[00:32:22] It's really the most fun part where the fried Oreos,

[00:32:25] first of all, my favorite. Right.

[00:32:27] Yeah. Fried Oreos, fried Snickers, fried Twinkies.

[00:32:30] Are you kidding me?

[00:32:32] I just feel like at least a turkey leg.

[00:32:34] Something. Oh, yeah.

[00:32:35] Everybody has to have a turkey leg.

[00:32:37] It felt very disjointed to me, right?

[00:32:39] Where these people you're right.

[00:32:40] The equestrians were like, I'm in my element.

[00:32:43] I'm going to do this.

[00:32:44] Everyone else was just like, well, I can't wait to go back.

[00:32:48] But they played a few games.

[00:32:50] They did a sack race, which is always fun.

[00:32:53] They did it really. Yeah, it was cute.

[00:32:55] You had a relay race, bobbing for apples.

[00:32:58] There's a local rodeo that is like here that does mud and busting.

[00:33:02] And it's where they, yeah, where they strap the little kids on.

[00:33:05] Yeah, to the sheep.

[00:33:07] It is so fun.

[00:33:09] It's the best.

[00:33:11] Shabelle's from Texas. I'm from Oklahoma.

[00:33:13] So to me, I'm like, and it's the best thing.

[00:33:15] Sign me up.

[00:33:16] The kids are so good.

[00:33:18] First of all, kids have like crazy, you know, good balance.

[00:33:22] Yeah. It's like ski.

[00:33:24] It's out of control.

[00:33:26] Meanwhile, I'm on my ass the whole time.

[00:33:28] But it's just seeing them on that little sheep and holding onto the wool for dear life.

[00:33:33] Shout out to all those kids.

[00:33:34] Yeah. Every time at any rodeo,

[00:33:37] I'm always going to watch the barrel racing and the mud and bust in every time.

[00:33:40] I love the pigs watching the little pigs at once.

[00:33:44] Oh, yeah. No, see, this is yeah,

[00:33:45] this just became the most southern podcast on the on the network.

[00:33:50] Yeah, because we are visiting right up our alley.

[00:33:54] We get a couple of other comments, obviously.

[00:33:55] Alex says he hasn't rode any horses,

[00:33:57] but someone says that she's rode some stallions.

[00:33:59] And I don't think she was talking about.

[00:34:01] She was having an hour.

[00:34:03] OK, I thought so. I thought so.

[00:34:05] Lady, listen, you don't stop talking about him.

[00:34:08] Even if you weren't talking about him, let's leave it all illusion

[00:34:11] to the side, throw it away, because this man,

[00:34:14] you're not prepared for the damage he's willing to do.

[00:34:16] OK, Shanice does talk on the phone about a job.

[00:34:20] That was cool. Yeah.

[00:34:23] I was like, is it's not.

[00:34:25] Did you see which did you see the chiron?

[00:34:27] It said recruiter. Yeah.

[00:34:30] Like she's trying to line again.

[00:34:32] But again, it's fine.

[00:34:34] I want her to be successful because I really enjoy her.

[00:34:37] So I just I hope he has it.

[00:34:39] Yeah. So later on that night is where we get Jasmine's big announcement.

[00:34:44] Of course, like I said, everybody already knew.

[00:34:46] And then Amir finds himself on the phone with Natalie.

[00:34:51] And he hasn't been able to talk to her, but he says like when they haven't

[00:34:54] talked for a while, he's able like they still can pick up cues

[00:34:57] like when they're in person, they normally can pick up the cues

[00:35:00] because she doesn't like to tell him how she's feeling.

[00:35:03] She likes to talk and then wait for him to figure it out.

[00:35:07] And I heard him say it out loud,

[00:35:10] but then I wanted to play it back to him and say like,

[00:35:13] and that sounds normal to you.

[00:35:14] It's just like I could use my words and communicate and be healthy.

[00:35:19] But I'd rather just stare at you like you're crazy

[00:35:21] and then hang up the phone awkwardly when it doesn't work out.

[00:35:26] Again, I am pretty toxic when I'm angry,

[00:35:29] but I have learned to be like, this is someone I love.

[00:35:31] I can't do that to them.

[00:35:32] Yeah. Or be like, I need some time.

[00:35:35] I will come back to you.

[00:35:36] And you do have to follow through and come back to them.

[00:35:38] This is crazy.

[00:35:40] Yeah. I'm sorry. What?

[00:35:43] And that's your normal communication style.

[00:35:45] You know, it's not he doesn't say like, oh, this is how she gets

[00:35:48] what she's really upset because we don't have any real like

[00:35:50] we have no reason to believe that she would be mad at him.

[00:35:52] He hasn't done it.

[00:35:54] Well, you know, all the girls want.

[00:35:57] Oh, yeah. Yeah, we will definitely get to that.

[00:35:59] I know. I know. I don't want to jump.

[00:36:00] But I'm just like, this is all this whole thing is delusional.

[00:36:03] And she it's giving first relationship.

[00:36:07] It's so obvious that it's the first relationship.

[00:36:11] And I'm just like, stand up, you know,

[00:36:14] she's she's really pretty period.

[00:36:17] We yeah, you know what? City girls are back up, baby.

[00:36:20] Yeah. Amir is not doing us any favors.

[00:36:22] Here we are really not.

[00:36:24] Y'all are not back up because this technically happened

[00:36:26] before Watch What Happens Live.

[00:36:27] So let's let's keep the score accurately.

[00:36:29] But for a minute, you had a damn bag.

[00:36:31] I came in here really ready prepared to be like Amir.

[00:36:35] I should have just gate kept. I'm dumb.

[00:36:37] Yeah. Yeah. Look at you.

[00:36:39] I didn't grow up. You're a girl's girl.

[00:36:40] Yeah, you're supposed to be a girl's girl.

[00:36:42] You threw her under the bus.

[00:36:44] No, it was for the best. She needs to do better.

[00:36:45] But Amir, the people online are talking about you, man.

[00:36:49] They're saying you're boring.

[00:36:50] They're saying you're not bringing anything to the table.

[00:36:52] They're saying that, you know, your girlfriend's running you

[00:36:55] and she's unpleasant and they're not loving this for you.

[00:36:58] I saw somebody say you've got a big ass and that's it.

[00:37:01] Amir, I need you to step up.

[00:37:03] Step it up again. Come here. Come closer.

[00:37:05] You want to be on television more.

[00:37:08] You either have to be more entertaining or you have to be single.

[00:37:12] Those two things are not aligned right now, sir.

[00:37:14] They don't kick you off the show.

[00:37:15] We will not see you next summer unless you step it up.

[00:37:17] That's all I'm saying.

[00:37:18] Or tell us your relationship drama, right?

[00:37:20] Like, my god or not word.

[00:37:22] That's part of being entertaining.

[00:37:23] It's like he's worshiping her.

[00:37:26] So then he's not going to talk bad about her.

[00:37:28] But we are all seeing the elephant in the room that this is not like a co-

[00:37:33] like it's not good. It's not kosher.

[00:37:35] Like stop.

[00:37:36] Yeah, especially if she shows up and that all that means

[00:37:39] is that you are going to go be sitting in the corner

[00:37:41] talking to her the whole time.

[00:37:43] You could just you could just cut.

[00:37:44] I will literally end friendships.

[00:37:47] Yeah, like you should have just stayed where you were then.

[00:37:49] Right. You should just stay where you were then.

[00:37:51] I cannot handle that.

[00:37:53] I hate literally the worst thing you can do to me as a friend.

[00:37:57] Yeah. Well, look, we'll talk about that when she gets here as well,

[00:38:01] because she's on her way.

[00:38:02] Jordan and Summer talk.

[00:38:04] There is a miscommunication.

[00:38:06] Summer says it, you know, she should have told,

[00:38:09] she should have told Noel from Jump, like, hey, Noel,

[00:38:12] I should have been open about the fact that Alex has been inside me.

[00:38:15] Put another ding on there.

[00:38:18] And then Bria is trying to agree with Summer,

[00:38:22] but Summer is automatically getting defensive about it

[00:38:25] before she even hears her out and she's back on,

[00:38:28] back up to number 10.

[00:38:30] Summer's back on her stuff and Noel is the one,

[00:38:33] I think who accurately calls out what's going on with Summer.

[00:38:35] She says she's clearly hurt and, you know, because she's hurt,

[00:38:39] she's reacting like this to everything.

[00:38:41] Because it's happening left and right.

[00:38:44] Noel has to, she ends up having to go apologize to Summer

[00:38:47] and she's like, I wasn't trying to attack you.

[00:38:49] And they both agree that, okay, well, while Summer was escalating it

[00:38:53] because she's going through a lot of stuff,

[00:38:55] Bria was also ready to take it to level 10

[00:38:58] because she really much, really like got to the, what?

[00:39:01] The point of like, oh, well, I mean, if you want to fight, let's go.

[00:39:04] You know, very quickly.

[00:39:04] I'm out. Yeah.

[00:39:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:39:06] Right. That's supposed to be her friend.

[00:39:08] Why are y'all acting like this?

[00:39:09] No, it's, but this is, I think again,

[00:39:12] the running theme of the season with the girls.

[00:39:14] She was supposed to be your friend.

[00:39:16] Why are you acting like this?

[00:39:17] It is a copy and paste for every relationship except Noel.

[00:39:22] Yeah, she's new here and it will be,

[00:39:24] it will be a copy and paste next season probably based on what we see.

[00:39:26] Oh, it's already, yeah.

[00:39:27] I was like, it's already getting started, unfortunately there.

[00:39:29] But yeah, I just think there's so much going on with Summer

[00:39:33] and Alex actually on Watch What Happens Live even said,

[00:39:36] he thought it was so weird that she didn't let Noel know what was going on

[00:39:41] when Noel was expressing interest in Alex and he's like, that's just sus.

[00:39:46] But again, he was just ready to kill.

[00:39:49] So that was different, but I still think it's weird

[00:39:53] because no one is truly over them if they're using those words.

[00:39:59] What do you mean?

[00:40:01] He came in like multiple times.

[00:40:03] Why are we saying these words?

[00:40:05] Stop talking about it.

[00:40:08] Especially if you're saying it's mid, literally a five is what you said.

[00:40:12] Yeah, it's like she's coming from a place of like,

[00:40:14] how dare you treat me like this when I gave you this part of me or whatever.

[00:40:20] I let you do this thing to me, what the hell?

[00:40:22] And it wasn't even good and you have the nerve to sit here and downplay it

[00:40:25] and thinking, okay ma'am, well once you've said it once, stop repeating it

[00:40:29] because we might actually forget.

[00:40:30] But because you keep talking about it,

[00:40:32] it feels like you really, really cared about it.

[00:40:34] And that's making you look bad.

[00:40:37] And honestly, it should make him look bad, but you're just not caring.

[00:40:41] Yeah.

[00:40:42] In a way that makes it look like you got everything under control.

[00:40:44] It looks like it's really bothering you.

[00:40:47] I think the worst thing you can let somebody see

[00:40:48] is something that they did bother you.

[00:40:50] I would rather die.

[00:40:53] Again, there's just no reason.

[00:40:56] You just have to be like, man, I wish I could say more,

[00:40:59] but it just wasn't good.

[00:41:00] There's a way to slyly...

[00:41:02] Look, ask Alex how to do it.

[00:41:04] Right, he can teach a class.

[00:41:05] He really can, yeah.

[00:41:07] I will be there.

[00:41:08] I don't know why I need to be there, but I will be there.

[00:41:10] Yes.

[00:41:11] The last thing from that night is the talent show.

[00:41:14] Anything stand out from the talent show?

[00:41:15] I mean, Amir wins with his poetry.

[00:41:20] He needs a win.

[00:41:21] He needs something.

[00:41:22] He does need something.

[00:41:24] They say it was chat GPT.

[00:41:27] Maybe it was, but he does take the W with this one.

[00:41:31] We'll give him that one because like you said, he needs something.

[00:41:34] Because in this episode, episode six, he gets something.

[00:41:37] His girlfriend is coming.

[00:41:38] Matter of fact, the significant others are on the way.

[00:41:42] And so yeah, we will see Natalie, his significant other,

[00:41:47] Donald who is Preston's significant other,

[00:41:49] and Simon all the way from Germany back to be with Bria for the couple...

[00:41:53] With his woman-girl pajamas.

[00:41:55] And Nick has a lot to say about that.

[00:41:57] So yeah, we do get some of the summer backstory again,

[00:42:01] where she talks to her granny and she doesn't like

[00:42:03] putting her problems on other people.

[00:42:05] But she does have abandonment issues and she suppresses her feelings

[00:42:07] until they bubble up and then we see the summer that we've been getting.

[00:42:10] She sounds like she talked to the lady.

[00:42:13] The way she was talking about it,

[00:42:14] she was very much using like terms where it sounds like a professional sat you down.

[00:42:18] Exactly.

[00:42:19] Therapy speech because yeah, it's like she's hitting the nail on the head.

[00:42:24] But then what we're seeing is someone who does not know these things about herself

[00:42:28] because she's by the end of this, she is flying off the handle and nobody is sure why.

[00:42:34] Oh my God.

[00:42:35] I just...

[00:42:38] It's really unfortunate because again, I don't know about you,

[00:42:42] but to me it's like textbook, right?

[00:42:44] Like, oh, someone's like dealing with stuff.

[00:42:46] So they're going to use, insert whatever that may mean.

[00:42:50] Like here it's alcohol and they're going to use it.

[00:42:53] They're going to abuse it and then it's going to either lash out on others, on themselves,

[00:42:58] or they're going to...

[00:42:59] Something bad will happen and then the volcano, right?

[00:43:03] It's like a soda bottle.

[00:43:04] You're just going to keep shaking it, shaking it, shaking it,

[00:43:06] and eventually it's just going to burst.

[00:43:09] And I do think because Alex said they didn't talk since episode one.

[00:43:13] I mean that is true.

[00:43:14] Like they haven't, they didn't speak there.

[00:43:17] So I'm just assuming there's a lot of like,

[00:43:19] and this girl's pissing me off and this girl's pissing me off.

[00:43:21] And that guy that I liked played me and is still playing me.

[00:43:27] I can't win because life here is bad and life at home is bad.

[00:43:31] That's what I'm getting from her.

[00:43:34] Yeah, yeah for sure.

[00:43:35] Because she threatens to leave like Bria threatens to leave.

[00:43:37] She's like, I'm leaving.

[00:43:38] I finally have to go.

[00:43:38] And it's like, maybe you should.

[00:43:40] You seem nice.

[00:43:41] You seem like you're good TV obviously.

[00:43:43] We're talking about it.

[00:43:44] But if you're not okay, take care of yourself first.

[00:43:48] Even if Alex wasn't there, it's still probably difficult to be,

[00:43:52] or the Alex and Summer situation hadn't happened.

[00:43:54] Like let's say that was a complete aside.

[00:43:57] She still has so much that she's got going on

[00:43:59] that Alex wouldn't want to be around her anyway.

[00:44:01] He's definitely the type to avoid this kind of like energy.

[00:44:04] And Summer is giving off just like,

[00:44:06] just some like really heavy just like turmoil.

[00:44:11] Every time you look up, anytime she's drinking,

[00:44:13] we're about to get a blow up.

[00:44:15] And it just depends on what level or against who.

[00:44:19] But we'll get to that.

[00:44:20] Simon's back.

[00:44:21] We like Simon, right?

[00:44:22] Flamingo pajamas.

[00:44:24] Yeah, mostly we do.

[00:44:26] Like I said, I think I have no reason to hate him.

[00:44:28] It's just I felt like that what Bria said, right?

[00:44:31] Like if I don't cook her clean, he gets mad.

[00:44:34] That didn't sit right with me outside of that.

[00:44:36] He's great.

[00:44:38] Yeah, my one thing, I guess my one issue with Simon,

[00:44:40] if I had to find one,

[00:44:41] because there's not really one that I have with them either,

[00:44:43] is that looking back,

[00:44:46] it is kind of weird that he was like in the hot tub

[00:44:48] with Shanice while she was naked.

[00:44:49] Now don't get me wrong.

[00:44:49] What would you do as like a boy?

[00:44:52] You have to get out the hot tub.

[00:44:53] You have to get out the hot tub.

[00:44:54] You know, I just think you have to.

[00:44:57] I don't know.

[00:44:58] I guess he was very comfortable.

[00:44:59] Everybody was comfortable.

[00:45:00] Nobody seemed like it was super scandalous

[00:45:02] that she was naked.

[00:45:03] But you have to know your partner.

[00:45:05] And if he knows anything about Bria,

[00:45:08] he should know that's not gonna fly, right?

[00:45:10] It's kind of like what Nick was saying

[00:45:12] about the cuddle support.

[00:45:13] Like Bria, if you know anything about your like how you act,

[00:45:18] why would you think it'd be okay for somebody to walk in

[00:45:20] and see your significant other

[00:45:22] in a cuddling embrace with somebody?

[00:45:25] Even if it's for emotional support,

[00:45:26] that's just not gonna fly with these people.

[00:45:28] So looking back, he should have got out the hot tub.

[00:45:31] But in the moment I was like, it's fine.

[00:45:32] Because she's always naked.

[00:45:34] Matter of fact, you didn't seem to have a problem

[00:45:35] with her being naked yesterday.

[00:45:37] But yeah, I kind of see it there.

[00:45:40] But Simon's dope.

[00:45:41] I think they should keep him around

[00:45:43] as much as he wants to come around

[00:45:44] because he keeps Bria at least a little kind of like contained.

[00:45:50] Yeah, a little bit.

[00:45:50] Yeah, that's what she needs to be grounded.

[00:45:53] We also meet Donald.

[00:45:54] He's her emotional support animal.

[00:45:57] Yeah, exactly.

[00:45:58] So he's her emotional support and then Milo.

[00:46:00] She needs a lot of emotional support.

[00:46:02] You got his squad.

[00:46:03] Just bring him back.

[00:46:04] Yeah, if it works, it works.

[00:46:06] We meet Donald Preston's other half.

[00:46:08] He says it's been several years

[00:46:10] since they got together.

[00:46:11] I think it was 2019.

[00:46:13] And yeah, you can tell they really like each other.

[00:46:15] Right?

[00:46:16] Donald just comes in and he fits right in.

[00:46:17] I don't know if everybody already knows Donald

[00:46:20] because they're just meeting.

[00:46:23] They met Simon last year and then they met Natalie as well,

[00:46:30] just not on the show.

[00:46:31] And so some of them have met Natalie.

[00:46:34] So I don't know what the relationship is with Donald,

[00:46:35] but he seems to be just like fitting right in.

[00:46:37] Yeah, and he seems really nice.

[00:46:39] Again, he knows his space is to be the plus one.

[00:46:44] He's the first gentleman.

[00:46:46] That's his job.

[00:46:48] I feel like he's doing it well.

[00:46:50] He was ready on time.

[00:46:51] He looked great.

[00:46:52] He's supporting Preston at the mixer.

[00:46:55] I really enjoyed his vibe.

[00:46:56] And the fact that he's just snoring on the couch,

[00:46:59] you can tell that he is so chill as a person.

[00:47:02] I'm telling you, sleep on the couch is my love language.

[00:47:05] Like they would be like, where's Chapelle?

[00:47:08] Over here asleep, knocked out, just dead to the world.

[00:47:10] That's what I do.

[00:47:11] I just hang out.

[00:47:11] I watch people do stuff.

[00:47:12] I drink and I have a good time.

[00:47:14] Yeah, drinking.

[00:47:14] You would not be asleep.

[00:47:16] I would be passed out.

[00:47:17] I think that's the difference between drinking and being passed out.

[00:47:22] So yeah, we meet Preston and we meet Donald.

[00:47:26] The conversation with Preston is obviously about Phil

[00:47:28] because him and Phil do talk on the phone in the previous episode.

[00:47:31] And they seemingly have a like, okay,

[00:47:33] we kind of have a come to Jesus meeting.

[00:47:35] They're like, all right, this is what I was feeling.

[00:47:37] This is how I felt about the situation.

[00:47:39] And Preston forgives him, but everybody has not.

[00:47:42] Phil has not talked to everybody and Phil and Mariah are on the way.

[00:47:45] And so when Natalie gets there,

[00:47:48] Amir is trying to lace her up on where everybody's whole situation is.

[00:47:52] It's like Shanice is kind of touchy.

[00:47:55] And by the time they get there, Natalie,

[00:47:59] like I said, people know her.

[00:48:00] They even know of her.

[00:48:01] They've seen them on FaceTime,

[00:48:02] but they also kind of think she's standoffish.

[00:48:05] And I don't think she does anything in this episode to prove them otherwise.

[00:48:08] I'm pretty sure that's just her vibe.

[00:48:11] Her and Amir, it's just not a relationship that I can get invested in.

[00:48:16] That's what I'm saying.

[00:48:16] I was also trying to be like,

[00:48:18] how do I not completely flame this person with how I really feel?

[00:48:22] But I felt that why is production catching her every move?

[00:48:29] You know what I'm saying?

[00:48:30] Every little comment she had, it was caught and aired.

[00:48:35] So I just feel like some you know how sometimes the vibe of a person just doesn't work.

[00:48:41] That's what I felt about Natalie.

[00:48:44] Where I was like, it's just it's not it.

[00:48:46] I don't know how to explain it.

[00:48:47] It's just not it.

[00:48:48] And I felt that the girls could have been a little bit nicer to her.

[00:48:51] Like I don't think that was cool where he's like,

[00:48:54] so Jordan, do you want to go talk to her?

[00:48:58] And was it Jordan or Summer?

[00:49:01] I think it was Summer.

[00:49:02] Sorry Sarah, okay.

[00:49:03] Yeah and then Summer was like, so where's Noelle?

[00:49:05] Right.

[00:49:06] So anyway child, yeah.

[00:49:10] And we do have to talk about the whole Amir situation because

[00:49:14] the reason why people were so standoffish against Natalie is that

[00:49:17] Natalie is under the impression that every girl in the house was interested in Amir at some point.

[00:49:23] Now I don't know if there's something we did not see on camera.

[00:49:28] But we did get a flashback on the show to where

[00:49:32] there was some mild interest in him from some people.

[00:49:36] But every girl in the cast did not.

[00:49:38] That is actually a lie based on what we've seen.

[00:49:41] Everybody did not want to.

[00:49:42] In fact, Jordan gave him no type of play at all.

[00:49:45] She was very much single and she was not interested at all.

[00:49:48] That was his whole thing last season.

[00:49:51] You know, she was like, why is everybody trying to speak for me

[00:49:54] and include me in their relationships?

[00:49:56] There's that other.

[00:49:58] And then he goes and two months later he meets Natalie

[00:50:00] and they've been together ever since.

[00:50:02] So Natalie just feeling super protective over that.

[00:50:05] It makes me question, okay well why don't you even go Amir?

[00:50:08] You know if you felt like your girlfriend was going to really trip

[00:50:10] about all the girls in the house, I'd be wowed for letting you go

[00:50:15] without like, and I say letting, but yo for y'all coming up to agreement

[00:50:18] that you were gonna go and then for her to also sit at home and be salty about it.

[00:50:22] Like why would she let you know, why would she agree to this

[00:50:24] if she was just gonna sit at home and salt and call you and FaceTime you

[00:50:27] and complain about you being in the house with a bunch of women?

[00:50:30] Like she had to see first season, she knows.

[00:50:34] That's what my nose just say.

[00:50:36] Did she not watch the first season when was this filmed?

[00:50:40] Right, like there's no way.

[00:50:42] And it is known that they kind of were like, oh Nick was in all of our DMs, right?

[00:50:48] That's Nick's like little story.

[00:50:50] And even then they were, I feel like very good last season with his girlfriend.

[00:50:54] They were just like, oh shoot, we didn't know you exist.

[00:50:56] But outside of that, they were very nice to her.

[00:50:59] But I felt like the vibe was just so incorrect.

[00:51:03] And then why is she like stay away from Jordan?

[00:51:05] No, stay away from Jordan in that Jordan don't want you

[00:51:09] and you were still pursuing her.

[00:51:11] So yes, I also agree, stay away from Jordan in that way.

[00:51:15] Because every time Jordan even moved or breathe or just like existed,

[00:51:21] it was an issue.

[00:51:22] Meanwhile, you're dogging your man and constantly being like he ain't shit.

[00:51:27] Like that's what she's basically saying.

[00:51:29] Is it?

[00:51:30] That's kind of how it feels.

[00:51:31] So I'm just like, oh, this is hard to watch.

[00:51:34] But same time, like you said, they're not really giving Natalie any type of grace either.

[00:51:38] This is just oil and water and it's bad for TV because they're not even fighting.

[00:51:42] It'd be different if they were arguing and it was drama.

[00:51:44] But it's legit like Natalie pulling one of the fun people away and saying,

[00:51:49] okay, you just sit over here and talk to me.

[00:51:51] And that's it.

[00:51:52] It's like that is the most boring version of this television.

[00:51:54] I'd much rather them treat them like Jasmine and just not have them on camera at all.

[00:51:59] But whatever, Phil and Mariah are coming and that's fun because we know

[00:52:03] Bria has been struggling with that.

[00:52:05] Phil has been working his way back in with Preston.

[00:52:07] But when Bria is on the phone with Phil, she's like, yeah,

[00:52:11] I know you're coming very excited.

[00:52:13] I heard Mariah is coming and Phil says, yeah, she is right here.

[00:52:16] Look, FaceTime.

[00:52:17] And my mouth fell open because what the hell?

[00:52:21] Bria needed like 10 emotional support people for when that happened.

[00:52:27] Where were you at?

[00:52:28] Yeah, he was in hell and she was, oh, hi.

[00:52:36] Hey, friend.

[00:52:37] What's up, Mariah girl?

[00:52:38] You know, you was in the car.

[00:52:40] I just couldn't.

[00:52:42] She was like, how are you?

[00:52:44] I'm so excited to see you.

[00:52:47] Oh my God.

[00:52:50] They show up together, which is awkward AF because what is this about?

[00:52:55] Like the two exiled people have gotten together as like a power duo,

[00:52:59] but they don't seem to be dating.

[00:53:02] It's just that they just kind of bonded over,

[00:53:05] hey, we both got kicked off the show last season.

[00:53:08] They kind of had that moment in the house before they both left too,

[00:53:11] where it was like, so me and you, huh, we're the new people.

[00:53:13] And then now they're both gone, but they are back now.

[00:53:16] And we see the makeups.

[00:53:20] Mariah is going to finally talk to Bria and Phil is going to talk

[00:53:26] to the other guys in the house.

[00:53:28] And so at first, it doesn't feel like Bria or the other guys in the house

[00:53:32] care to make these connections, but they go along with it.

[00:53:36] And Phil, it feels like he's trying to make amends,

[00:53:41] but I'm sorry, Sasha.

[00:53:43] This apology would have fell on deaf ears for me.

[00:53:44] This was nothing.

[00:53:45] Okay. I have so many feelings.

[00:53:48] All right.

[00:53:49] Okay.

[00:53:49] So, yes, you're correct.

[00:53:52] I'm with you.

[00:53:52] Phil's apology was a non-apology.

[00:53:55] He allegedly was seeing the lady, as you said, but he named that.

[00:54:01] But where is it?

[00:54:03] And Nick said, right, like it's like when you try to,

[00:54:07] you have to cram basically a book report that you have months

[00:54:10] to prepare into one day.

[00:54:12] That's what it was giving.

[00:54:13] It was such a non-apology because he's like, wait, wait, wait.

[00:54:16] I'm just trying to have fun and you guys aren't fun.

[00:54:18] I'm trying to make it fun.

[00:54:20] Technically not wrong because what are we saying season two that?

[00:54:25] Don't be rude and don't be disrespectful when you're

[00:54:29] coming into the house late.

[00:54:30] Right.

[00:54:30] And oh my God, again, I'm a short person.

[00:54:34] I want to make that very clear.

[00:54:35] But five for a mirror.

[00:54:38] Yeah.

[00:54:38] Trying to like, you guys just step up and he's like, these are my writer die.

[00:54:43] To me, I was like, play the party.

[00:54:45] Like, you know, the helium, like that.

[00:54:47] Yeah.

[00:54:47] Oh, not the voice.

[00:54:49] Yeah.

[00:54:49] Yeah.

[00:54:50] Because the party deck is what I can think of.

[00:54:52] But I was like, I need that voice because it was just the way he was trying to,

[00:54:56] you know, make himself bigger and really take up space.

[00:55:00] It was precious, but it didn't work, especially when you are not giving

[00:55:05] Bria and Mariah an apology for their fight.

[00:55:09] Okay.

[00:55:09] Yeah.

[00:55:09] So let's get to that.

[00:55:10] So Mariah and Bria are talking and they kind of go back and forth on some, you know,

[00:55:14] Mariah's like, I'm up, I'm a, I met you like that.

[00:55:19] I was, I'm allergic to dogs.

[00:55:20] And so I took it very personally when I've asked about the dog care several times.

[00:55:24] So I took it very personally.

[00:55:26] And ultimately I did not know that it wasn't you who,

[00:55:30] who did the laundry and put the dog stuff in there.

[00:55:32] And we wouldn't even got to that point.

[00:55:34] Bria is like, yeah, it was a mirror.

[00:55:36] That's crazy.

[00:55:36] But, you know, she seemingly will accept the apology.

[00:55:39] It seems like, oh, kind of like a ha ha ha.

[00:55:41] Okay.

[00:55:41] Yo, we're good.

[00:55:43] Whereas we cut to Amir and Amir's like, yeah, Mariah's DM'd me a few times,

[00:55:48] I've been about an apology, but she wants an public apology.

[00:55:51] And I'm not doing that because it's not my fault.

[00:55:53] She put her hands on Bria.

[00:55:54] She should have just said, hey, Bria, it wasn't, you know,

[00:55:58] what's up with the dog hair?

[00:55:59] She could have had to look like an adult.

[00:56:00] I'm not the reason why she got kicked out.

[00:56:02] And I'm thinking, I mean, I kind of agree with them, you know,

[00:56:05] like why did Mariah have to go to 11 immediately over some dog hair?

[00:56:09] I don't, okay.

[00:56:10] I don't disagree.

[00:56:11] But I think when you're allergic, what if someone did that to you with seafood

[00:56:15] and it's actually like X, X person's fault, but you're yelling,

[00:56:19] you're just like, hey, Y person, I thought we were close.

[00:56:22] I've told you I'm allergic to seafood and you did this to me.

[00:56:26] What's going on?

[00:56:27] That's what I feel like happened and why she like got so worked up on it.

[00:56:34] And I do think that he should just say like, yeah, that was on me.

[00:56:37] My bad.

[00:56:38] I think that's it.

[00:56:39] Like, I don't think it needs to be like a whole notes app apology,

[00:56:42] but I do think there should be some ownership.

[00:56:44] Maybe, maybe not even apology, but accountability.

[00:56:47] If nothing else, he should apologize for washing the dog, the dog clothes.

[00:56:51] Yeah, that's what I mean.

[00:56:53] Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

[00:56:53] At the end of the day, that's still not something she appreciated.

[00:56:56] Say you're sorry.

[00:56:57] Yes.

[00:56:57] But as far as like I'm the reason why you got kicked out the house.

[00:57:00] No, you're the reason why you got kicked out the house.

[00:57:01] No, no, okay.

[00:57:02] That I agree with.

[00:57:03] Yeah, I don't think like that necessarily.

[00:57:05] It's actually that Jasmine didn't stand up for you.

[00:57:08] Right.

[00:57:08] Summer did not get kicked out of the house after she put-

[00:57:11] Summer did not get kicked out the house.

[00:57:12] On Rhea, so be serious.

[00:57:15] Right and Summer still ain't getting kicked out the house, which is wild

[00:57:17] because after tonight, I think we make a good argument for why Summer should go.

[00:57:21] No, it's okay.

[00:57:22] I went to drama.

[00:57:23] Listen, she can say-

[00:57:24] But it's like imploding, so I don't want that for her, but also for me.

[00:57:28] What else do we have?

[00:57:30] Right.

[00:57:30] Well, we got freaknik tonight.

[00:57:32] Yes!

[00:57:32] We had a freaknik party and this is where I'm like, okay, tag us in.

[00:57:36] This is my era.

[00:57:37] Let me have a chance.

[00:57:40] I need to dress up.

[00:57:41] I need the fake tattoos.

[00:57:42] I got the outfit picked out right up my alley.

[00:57:45] Sasha, you love a theme party.

[00:57:47] When are you going to throw your freaknik party?

[00:57:49] I got to pull up.

[00:57:50] Who's getting conceived?

[00:57:56] Okay, that's too far in the freak portion of the freaknik.

[00:58:00] We bring it back.

[00:58:01] Yes, this freaknik party is old to the 90s, even though freaknik,

[00:58:05] as we learned, started in the 80s in the Atlanta college area for the people in Atlanta

[00:58:12] who could not go to Daytona Beach or go home for spring break.

[00:58:16] They had their own spring break near the college campuses in Atlanta

[00:58:19] and then it evolved eventually to the freaknik that we know.

[00:58:22] Check out the freaknik documentary on Hulu, The Wildest Party Never Told,

[00:58:26] and check out of course the recap here on the Recap Kickback

[00:58:29] where we talked about that freaknik and me, Ty, and Mari all kind of

[00:58:33] dove into our experiences and what we knew about freaknik as well

[00:58:36] and what we thought about the documentary.

[00:58:37] So here we see an old to that and I thought this was really fun.

[00:58:42] I thought that they all killed the costumes, the fake tattoos,

[00:58:46] the whole aesthetic was just perfect.

[00:58:49] Nick, watch out.

[00:58:50] You in danger, girl.

[00:58:52] That's what I was feeling.

[00:58:53] The thing is, Nick did look better.

[00:58:56] And I wasn't even looking at Nick like, oh, what happened?

[00:58:59] Tattoos will up the ante.

[00:59:02] It's one of those things where it's like, yeah, look,

[00:59:05] let me get some press on tattoos too.

[00:59:07] I'm going to walk around.

[00:59:08] Okay, yeah.

[00:59:08] You know what I'm saying?

[00:59:09] Load some little stick on.

[00:59:10] I will help you and then yeah.

[00:59:12] Gas me up.

[00:59:12] Yeah.

[00:59:13] I got you.

[00:59:14] Because then once I leave,

[00:59:15] nobody's going to know that they were washing out.

[00:59:17] The hypnotic?

[00:59:19] That is what I think put over the edge for me

[00:59:21] because if you get me an X-rated bottle, we're best friends.

[00:59:25] Not X-rated.

[00:59:26] First of all, that was my favorite.

[00:59:29] Not X-rated.

[00:59:29] Look, hypnotic.

[00:59:31] What is the other one?

[00:59:31] The Alize.

[00:59:33] Oh, Alize.

[00:59:35] That's what he had, right?

[00:59:36] The yellow was Alize, I think.

[00:59:39] Yeah, I think so.

[00:59:39] Yeah.

[00:59:40] Look again, that was just giving you flashbacks

[00:59:43] to just some ratchet nights.

[00:59:45] Been there.

[00:59:46] Me finishing an X-rated bottle of this.

[00:59:50] I think the last time I had hypnotic was I was 21.

[00:59:56] I just started legally drinking and we went to the Pink Monkey

[01:00:00] in Houston, which is like a basement club.

[01:00:04] And we're in there and I'm like,

[01:00:06] and when I see hypnotic, the first thing I think is,

[01:00:10] remember that time I went to the Pink Monkey?

[01:00:12] It was just so bad.

[01:00:15] I just didn't know they sold hypnotic anymore.

[01:00:18] First of all, so I go to a bar recently

[01:00:21] and someone had asked me about an Incredible Hulk

[01:00:24] and I said, well, that's hypnotic and Hennessy.

[01:00:26] If you mix them up, they turn green.

[01:00:27] That's an Incredible Hulk.

[01:00:28] Yeah, that's a high pop.

[01:00:29] Right, exactly.

[01:00:31] And so I was like, so oh, I'll order one at the bar

[01:00:34] so you can see.

[01:00:35] I said, can I have an Incredible Hulk?

[01:00:37] And the bartender looks at me like I'm crazy.

[01:00:39] And then I said, well, it's hypnotic and Hennessy.

[01:00:41] And she's like, hypnotic?

[01:00:44] She kind of looking.

[01:00:46] Then she looks in the back

[01:00:47] and pulls out this dusty bottle

[01:00:49] and blows the dust off of it.

[01:00:52] Are you sure you want this?

[01:00:53] It's been saying every year.

[01:00:54] No, no, no, no.

[01:00:56] First of all, just give me the bottle.

[01:00:58] If you're not going to open it,

[01:00:59] if y'all playing with it, give me the bottle.

[01:01:01] I have the whole bar drinking Incredible Hulk

[01:01:04] but also nobody drinks hypnotic anymore.

[01:01:07] No.

[01:01:08] Yeah, but the hypnotic,

[01:01:10] I don't think I was a super fan of hypnotic necessarily.

[01:01:13] But yeah, I just felt like some of them had good taste.

[01:01:16] I was x-rated.

[01:01:17] I felt his very good.

[01:01:19] But again, I don't know.

[01:01:20] It was a moment in time.

[01:01:22] Right. You got to let those times go.

[01:01:24] I bet I can blow all the listeners' minds right now.

[01:01:28] Do you know that there is no Y in hypnotic?

[01:01:37] No.

[01:01:38] Just stop it.

[01:01:39] Spell hypnotic.

[01:01:40] The camera's dead ass.

[01:01:41] Spell hypnotic.

[01:01:45] Oh, H-P. Does it go say to the P?

[01:01:47] It's H-P-N-O-T-I-Q, hypnotic.

[01:01:51] Look at your face.

[01:01:56] I'm known to be a horrible speller,

[01:01:58] and then on top of that you do stuff like this?

[01:02:00] Impossible.

[01:02:01] I know the listeners are at home Googling this.

[01:02:03] Like there's no way.

[01:02:04] It's a Mandela effect, y'all.

[01:02:05] There is no Y.

[01:02:06] There is no Y in the drink hypnotic.

[01:02:09] Don't know.

[01:02:11] It's H-P-N-O-T-I-Q.

[01:02:12] That is what it is.

[01:02:14] Okay, if you're listening to this

[01:02:15] and you're coming to Chicago,

[01:02:17] we all know what we're doing.

[01:02:19] How? Who gonna have it?

[01:02:20] Well, they definitely got hypnotic in Chicago.

[01:02:22] In the back.

[01:02:22] In the back.

[01:02:23] In Chicago?

[01:02:24] Look, if we go to the right side of Chicago,

[01:02:26] it's on the top shelf.

[01:02:27] Chi-rac.

[01:02:28] Yeah, look.

[01:02:30] Don't throw it at me with a good time.

[01:02:31] Let's go.

[01:02:32] When?

[01:02:33] Right.

[01:02:33] Tuesday. Wednesday.

[01:02:34] You know, anyway, neither here nor there.

[01:02:38] Yeah, freaknik party goes great.

[01:02:40] The girls are like, I don't know.

[01:02:41] Nick with tattoos looks kind of appealing,

[01:02:43] but Shanice says once he opens his mouth,

[01:02:44] it reminds you that it is still Nick.

[01:02:47] But I did appreciate Jordan's freaknik party.

[01:02:49] It was really good.

[01:02:51] And then afterwards...

[01:02:53] When Jordan was giving the history lesson,

[01:02:55] that was crazy.

[01:02:56] Yeah.

[01:02:56] And then Natalie being like,

[01:02:58] we love a history lesson.

[01:02:59] No, actually we do.

[01:03:01] Right.

[01:03:02] Like dang, Natalie, why are you being like this?

[01:03:04] It's fun to talk about where this stuff came from,

[01:03:06] especially when we got the turn up.

[01:03:08] You know what I'm saying?

[01:03:08] Like, ain't nothing wrong with learning.

[01:03:09] You know?

[01:03:11] It didn't ruin the party.

[01:03:13] Yeah, anyway, I just have a lot of feelings for Amir

[01:03:16] and I feel like he really should find himself first.

[01:03:19] Yeah, because Natalie and Amir are spending all their time

[01:03:21] at the party together, essentially.

[01:03:24] That's it.

[01:03:25] They're just hanging out.

[01:03:26] There's nothing to come from that.

[01:03:28] No interaction with anybody else,

[01:03:30] no conversations, just together.

[01:03:32] Those couples are so boring to me.

[01:03:35] So boring.

[01:03:36] Because why did you come?

[01:03:38] Go on your own vacation.

[01:03:39] Literally.

[01:03:41] When she got here, you should have got a hotel

[01:03:43] and then y'all could do whatever y'all wanted

[01:03:44] and then you can come back when she leaves.

[01:03:46] That solves this problem.

[01:03:47] A million percent.

[01:03:49] Yeah, so eventually we get the big drama.

[01:03:54] They decide that they want to play Never Have I Ever

[01:03:57] and the one thing I will give Amir and Natalie

[01:04:00] credit for is that you never play Never Have I Ever

[01:04:03] with your significant other.

[01:04:04] Get up and leave.

[01:04:04] Don't be an idiot.

[01:04:06] Run away and they do.

[01:04:07] They're like, we're out.

[01:04:08] And so eventually that spirals into Summer

[01:04:11] thinking that Bria said something rude to her

[01:04:14] but nobody heard her say anything rude.

[01:04:16] It didn't matter because alcohol is bringing out

[01:04:18] all the emotion and they realized that Summer

[01:04:21] has some personal stuff going on

[01:04:22] because why is she getting this upset about it?

[01:04:26] And so the women in the room all have to come up

[01:04:28] with a code word to let people know

[01:04:30] when Summer's coming because now that she's drunk,

[01:04:33] she does not know how to act.

[01:04:35] And so the code word is meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

[01:04:38] And like Enzo from Big Brother.

[01:04:41] Get it all you can think of.

[01:04:43] I was like the meow, meow.

[01:04:45] Yeah.

[01:04:46] But yeah, they thought that she would pass the drama

[01:04:48] but maybe they're not.

[01:04:50] So Summer thought that they had squashed all the beef.

[01:04:53] Right?

[01:04:53] She like, oh we talked about this stuff.

[01:04:55] We came to, we come to, we had conversations about it.

[01:04:58] Why are we still talking about it?

[01:05:00] But they're kind of like, listen,

[01:05:01] we're just talking about it.

[01:05:02] Nobody is accusing you of anything.

[01:05:05] We're just talking about it.

[01:05:06] And eventually they're all, you know,

[01:05:09] they're avoiding her but she is teed up, you know?

[01:05:12] So eventually she will talk to Bree in the room

[01:05:14] and she's doing like the, I love you so much, blah, blah, blah.

[01:05:17] I love you too much.

[01:05:18] All this other stuff.

[01:05:19] And Noelle goes and sees them

[01:05:20] and she's laughing at the wig.

[01:05:23] Yeah, she's like living her best life.

[01:05:25] Just she's like, oh she needs to do this, do that.

[01:05:27] Oh take a picture of me.

[01:05:29] She's just in her own zone.

[01:05:31] She laughs at the wig y'all.

[01:05:33] And it's a wrap.

[01:05:34] Summer tells us in Confessional

[01:05:36] that Preston lost his dad.

[01:05:37] Jordan is dealing with her, with her hair stuff.

[01:05:39] And then Summer of course is dealing with her stuff too.

[01:05:42] And so her tightest friend group, the three of them,

[01:05:45] that support system, they're all in shambles.

[01:05:47] And so she is actually looking at these other groups

[01:05:50] of friends and she's like jealous of them in a way.

[01:05:53] And she doesn't want to talk about it

[01:05:54] because she doesn't want to be a burden on anybody.

[01:05:56] So like you said, Tasha,

[01:05:57] the bottle was just getting shaken up,

[01:05:58] shaken up, shaken up.

[01:06:00] And now it's just exploding.

[01:06:02] But this time Summer is exploding by herself

[01:06:05] because Bree refuses to go there with her.

[01:06:08] She's like, I'm not doing it.

[01:06:09] And we see that with Bree not going there with her,

[01:06:12] it's clear that Summer's personal issues

[01:06:14] are really what's the problem.

[01:06:16] Because no one's fighting with her

[01:06:17] and she's still acting a damn fool.

[01:06:20] Yep.

[01:06:22] And it just, you know it's coming from a place of hurt.

[01:06:24] But I also want to say, I don't know about you,

[01:06:27] but I feel like your party friends

[01:06:28] can't be anything better than your party friends.

[01:06:32] And I feel like when you try to make them

[01:06:35] what they're not,

[01:06:38] I think that's where you're bound to get let down

[01:06:41] and you're bound to feel hurt.

[01:06:44] No, it makes sense.

[01:06:44] Because me and you are, we're friends and we party.

[01:06:47] But I'm not your party friends.

[01:06:48] We're some people that you only see at the party.

[01:06:51] You know what I'm saying?

[01:06:52] And those people are for the party.

[01:06:53] That's why they're there.

[01:06:55] That's why you're there.

[01:06:56] But yeah, if she's looking for these people

[01:06:58] to kind of uplift her, I'm like,

[01:06:59] you think Shanice is going to be the person

[01:07:02] that you can go to for your emotional support right now?

[01:07:04] Shanice?

[01:07:05] Shanice don't take nothing seriously.

[01:07:06] That's what I'm saying.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:08] So what exactly are you going to pull off here?

[01:07:09] But the only person who really takes Summer seriously

[01:07:11] in this moment is Noelle.

[01:07:12] And she's trying so hard to deescalate this.

[01:07:15] Summer even puts her hands on her and she's like,

[01:07:17] see, now I had to hit her, Bria.

[01:07:19] It's your fault, you dumb bitch.

[01:07:21] I'm like, whoa!

[01:07:23] Are you trying to get kicked out together?

[01:07:25] Was not for me.

[01:07:27] When she's like, it's because of you that I pushed her.

[01:07:30] Yeah.

[01:07:33] I couldn't comprehend.

[01:07:35] I think Summer is about to get removed from the house.

[01:07:38] I think that she's trying to get removed from the house.

[01:07:42] I do.

[01:07:43] Because when you hit somebody and then you announce it

[01:07:45] on a show that very expressly said,

[01:07:47] we can't touch each other, she announced unprovoked like,

[01:07:50] I hit her, it's your fault, and I did it.

[01:07:53] So I really think that she's looking for the producers

[01:07:56] to come in and save her from herself.

[01:07:58] She doesn't know how to just leave without making a big scene

[01:08:01] about it, without making it a big deal,

[01:08:02] without people saying, oh, Summer, how can we help?

[01:08:05] The lady, da-da-da-da-da.

[01:08:07] She wants production to come in and be like,

[01:08:09] we feel like you have to leave.

[01:08:11] Yeah.

[01:08:11] So now she doesn't have a choice.

[01:08:13] She has to go and people can't stop her

[01:08:15] and she can't think, well, what if I brought it back together?

[01:08:17] I think she's waiting on somebody to step in.

[01:08:20] I just feel like she sees black when she gets mad.

[01:08:26] And I don't think it matters at that point what happens.

[01:08:29] Yeah, just the complete blackout.

[01:08:32] Yeah.

[01:08:33] It's just, it's crazy.

[01:08:36] Yeah.

[01:08:37] And it's bad because that's how the episode ends.

[01:08:39] I mean, it's just Summer storming through the house

[01:08:41] like a wild child throwing stuff.

[01:08:43] And Noel is like a true girls girl,

[01:08:46] just being like, no, no, Summer, no, calm down, calm down.

[01:08:50] Because she must know that you might get kicked out, girl, stop.

[01:08:53] Yeah.

[01:08:53] And then you would know, we know how these fights go

[01:08:56] on Summer House Martha's Vineyard literally the next morning.

[01:08:58] They're going to be like, oh, I love you.

[01:08:59] I understand.

[01:09:01] Especially these two who have literally done this exact same thing.

[01:09:05] Oh, this is the Bria move, the Summer move, even the Preston move.

[01:09:09] We've seen him and Bria get into it and then the next day they're fine.

[01:09:12] So more of that I'm sure is to come.

[01:09:14] But Sasha, that's our whole two episode arc

[01:09:16] for these most recent two episodes of Summer House Martha's Vineyard.

[01:09:19] This was episode five and six.

[01:09:22] And so we have seven, eight, and then the finale I think at that point.

[01:09:26] So yeah, we're almost done with this season

[01:09:30] and at least we get a reunion this year.

[01:09:32] Because I'm dying to see if Alex is talking that wild on Watch What Happens Live.

[01:09:37] What's he going to say at the reunion?

[01:09:38] I need to see that.

[01:09:39] Or will he go into his like zen move to piss everyone else off honestly?

[01:09:43] That'll really be the move is to act unbothered by it all.

[01:09:46] Like, well, she said some things, I said some things.

[01:09:48] I said what I wanted to say.

[01:09:50] You know, it is what it is.

[01:09:51] Everything else is as Amy B said.

[01:09:52] We don't have to keep like dragging up these old feelings.

[01:09:55] We're good now, right?

[01:09:57] And she's just over there like seething.

[01:10:00] It's coming.

[01:10:00] But you were inside, Marie.

[01:10:02] Yeah.

[01:10:03] If she says that at the reunion, we're doing an emergency podcast.

[01:10:07] We just going to come over here and we just going to drink.

[01:10:10] Literally, why was I thinking, yeah, we'll do a shot.

[01:10:13] Like this is crazy.

[01:10:15] Yeah.

[01:10:16] But yeah, that's it.

[01:10:17] What else you got going on Sasha?

[01:10:19] What else for Summer House?

[01:10:20] Is that it?

[01:10:21] Yes, I think that's good.

[01:10:22] That's it.

[01:10:24] It was really exciting.

[01:10:25] And I will say Preston did post a story with a few of them.

[01:10:29] Summer and Brea are together in the story.

[01:10:32] So Preston's like, we should like each other.

[01:10:34] No one said you don't.

[01:10:35] It's just that every other day you like each other.

[01:10:38] And that's the problem on the off days.

[01:10:40] You're fighting.

[01:10:42] Exactly.

[01:10:42] Exactly.

[01:10:43] So yeah, dying to see how they come back from this one.

[01:10:45] But like I said, it's pretty quick when they do come back from it.

[01:10:49] Correct.

[01:10:50] But yeah, we got a couple more episodes to go.

[01:10:52] That means we got roughly two more podcasts to go.

[01:10:54] And then we'll wrap up the season and then we'll have to find out what's next for me

[01:10:57] and Sasha.

[01:10:58] Sasha, we actually got an email where you were mentioned.

[01:11:01] I don't know if you heard that on our past podcast, but you got a name drop.

[01:11:05] Do you want to hear it?

[01:11:06] Yeah.

[01:11:07] I did not.

[01:11:08] Let me see.

[01:11:09] Which podcast was that that I didn't hear this?

[01:11:11] So I believe it was on the Boondocks versus-

[01:11:14] Oh no, I have not.

[01:11:15] Yes.

[01:11:16] Okay, I have not listened to that one.

[01:11:18] I was like, who did that one?

[01:11:20] Yeah, this one's from Laura.

[01:11:21] It says, hey you guys just caught up on the recap kickback guys.

[01:11:25] So I am not a part of the beehive, but I did love listening to the panel

[01:11:29] and listen to several of the songs that were mentioned.

[01:11:31] She doesn't sound country, but this is a country album and I respect it.

[01:11:34] I didn't know Lou Gasset Jr had died.

[01:11:36] I learned that on recap kickback.

[01:11:37] He was such a great actor and I'm about to watch Shirley next.

[01:11:40] And you guys are awesome over at recap.

[01:11:42] So informative.

[01:11:42] Please have Sasha back on the show.

[01:11:44] She's so funny.

[01:11:44] Love you guys.

[01:11:45] Oh, thank you.

[01:11:47] Laura, you're great.

[01:11:47] Thank you for listening to us.

[01:11:49] And thank you for email.

[01:11:51] That's first of all, that takes so much time out of your day.

[01:11:54] Thank you for doing that.

[01:11:55] I feel like that's so sweet.

[01:11:56] And I know recap kickback really appreciates it

[01:11:58] because it helps us grow the more people listen.

[01:12:02] It really does.

[01:12:02] And also if you know me, you know I love Sasha.

[01:12:04] So this is perfect for me.

[01:12:06] And so Sasha, for the sake of Laura

[01:12:08] and all your other devoted fans, please let us know where else to find you.

[01:12:13] Yes, you can find me of course talking pop culture, celebrity gossip,

[01:12:18] you name it.

[01:12:18] We're talking about it over on Mess Magnets.

[01:12:21] So you can listen to us at Rob has a website slash mess feed.

[01:12:25] So yeah, we're we be around and I also cover of course,

[01:12:31] like we said multiple times below deck with Chappelle.

[01:12:35] So check that out on the Bravo TV or half ups

[01:12:37] or on Rob is a podcast YouTube channel.

[01:12:40] And for everything else I'm doing just follow me on Twitter at fun size underscore oh four.

[01:12:46] What about you, Chappelle?

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[01:12:53] Of course, you can check us out here where we have our summer house,

[01:12:56] Martha's Vineyard coverage, our Abbott Elementary coverage with me and Gia.

[01:13:00] And then our weekly different, you know, recap kickback content.

[01:13:04] Mari is officially out.

[01:13:06] You know, she's bringing little Mari Jr into the world.

[01:13:08] And so when she comes back, we'll have more from her.

[01:13:10] But in the meantime, check out our recap of the Challengers,

[01:13:17] Challengers movie with Zendaya.

[01:13:20] Me and Latanya Stars are going to talk about that.

[01:13:22] So that's coming soon to the kickback.

[01:13:23] Well, you have to have one more boy.

[01:13:27] Well, we talked about it, but you know, just for time constraints,

[01:13:29] we weren't able to do the full three tickets to Challengers thing.

[01:13:36] But we talked about it.

[01:13:37] We talked about it.

[01:13:38] It got really it got nasty.

[01:13:39] So check it out when we drop that podcast.

[01:13:42] And then of course, you know, look for other content coming your way.

[01:13:45] Let us know if there's anything you want to talk about.

[01:13:47] Send it, put it in the comments, send us an email, let us know.

[01:13:51] And of course, you can check me out on RHIP as well.

[01:13:54] Talking about Survivor, talking about Below Deck, talking about

[01:13:59] what is that show called?

[01:14:00] The Goat, you know?

[01:14:02] Yeah, exactly.

[01:14:03] And then and talking about Deal or No Deal Island, you know,

[01:14:05] as we wrap up all of those shows and the coverage over there on RHIP,

[01:14:10] you can always find me here at recapkickback.com.

[01:14:13] Until next time, you ain't got to go home, but you know the rest.

[01:14:16] Sasha and I will be back in a couple weeks to talk about the end of this season.

[01:14:22] And yeah, in the meantime, if you want to hear something from us,

[01:14:25] let us know, give us a ring and we will see you all next time.

[01:14:28] Bye!